Hurricane Milton

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

The USAF managed to evacuate dozens of thousands of sandniggers out of Kabul in a week, why can't they do the same to Americans in Florida?

Those people are essentially farm animals, not hard to corral them.

 

[GhostSquad]

Time for FEMA to prove yet again they're incompetent at their job.

What's that? You need help in a red state? Sorry we sent all our money to Ukraine instead. Shoulda voted for Slomo Joe instead of Drumpf.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I just hope this destroys Disney, so I can see Disney adults cry.

 

[dramamine]

There any one that can live stream here if you are dumb/brave enough to stay?

being retarded enough to stay here in the direct path i must make the sacrifice of livestreaming for kiwis although it will be shortlived as the winds will strip my skin from my muscles instantaneously and a 50ft wave will crush me within the first minute of landfall.

 

[FamicomGorby]

There have been many people on Twitter/X since last night (and most of them don’t live in Florida), crying out that the $1k+ cost of a ticket is “price gouging”.

I mean, you can personally argue that a plane ticket out of an area like Tampa right now could be a necessity.

But these people tend to not realize that booking a last minute, one way ticket out of Tampa right now is going to be more expensive than usual.

Booking a last minute ticket is always more expensive.

That just sounds like the normal price for a last minute ticket with any non-shitty airline.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

being retarded enough to stay here in the direct path i must make the sacrifice of livestreaming for kiwis although it will be shortlived as the winds will strip my skin from my muscles instantaneously and a 50ft wave will crush me within the first minute of landfall.

I can zelle you 5$ for a smoke.


Has anyone heard anything about it Cuba will be hit by this?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

There any one that can live stream here if you are dumb/brave enough to stay?

Ralph is in Cancun currently and if he was smart (he’s not) he’d fire up an all time Killteam banger live in the path of the hurricane.

 

[armfleshween]

Very scary. I know its Florida so we won't lose anything valuable, but the strength of the storm with how tiny the eye is....spooky as fuck

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Agenda Free having a sperg out (for good reason) on the Hurricane stream.

I wonder if that ridiculous little prick has a thread here?

He’s been a bit of a personal lolcow that people who come here, chans, and any adjacent discords and subs seem to know about for his famously hissyfits and camping out doomscrolling for 12 hours waiting for a war to start.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

Ralph is in Cancun currently and if he was smart (he’s not) he’d fire up an all time Killteam banger live in the path of the hurricane.

Don’t this pussy ass hurricane know I DONT SCARE BISH! Imma stand here with my helpers (shakes pill bottle) and I FUCKIN DARE this hurricane to hit Cancun, it won’t, won’t fuck with the Ralphamale!

 

[The Nothingness]

All the FL Kiwis that will be hunkering down, share footage if you'll be able to.

 

[Puff]

iirc Milton Berle was legendary for packing a massive dong

I just think of John Milton (Paradise Lost author) every time I hear the name.

 

[NSA Intern]

here's a site to see world weather now:

Looks like hard winds hitting merida right now. How far inland is Ralph’s shed again?

 

[Blitzsneed]

Not living in FL, so I have a question: Imagine you're "well" prepared and got food, drink and some shelter covered. What is the potential lethality of a Cat 5 hurricane? How lethal would Milton be in a full "Cat 6" worst case scenario?

• "You may live, but you will suffer dearly"
• "You'll need a miracle to survive"
• "Try to make peace with god. That's all you can do now."

 

[LifeAlert]

Godspeed, FL Kiwis.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Good morning Milton

 

[FMW13]

iirc Milton Berle was legendary for packing a massive dong

Well given the size of the hurricane I guess he’s making a come back without the lube.

 

[Fungible penis]

Good morning Milton

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I hear the Unicron music from the original Transformers movie, looking at this.

 

[Spectator]

Sarasota County official statement:

Leave Now

I can say from personal experience that the county NEVER issues a statement worded like that. Their biggest concern is people remaining calm. Evacs are suggested, repetitively, in a cheery manner. This is SO fucked.

 

[Hanamarle Bougainvillea]

Good morning Milton

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New day, new eye; With plenty of lightning to boot. Milton's lost about 40 MPH of strength over the nighttime but I'm still holding my tongue until it rails Florida.