Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Celeste’s Instagram paints a picture.

It sure does!

Nick is a textbook case of a person who grew up ashamed of his overweight mother and because he refuses to grow up, will resent the existence of overweight women until the day he dies.

Nick said during his “good guy” honeymoon that he has an abiding hatred of fat people that burns with intensity. I mean I get it but also it’s funny that Mr. “Why do you care what consenting adults do?” really cares what consenting adults do.

Did mommy embawass you in front of all the real niggas in the hood, Nicky? Did they try to fuck her and it made you jelly?

 

[AnOminous]

Did mommy embawass you in front of all the real niggas in the hood, Nicky? Did they try to fuck her and it made you jelly?

Yanno dose pipe hittin hood niggas love summa dat cushion for da pushin.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

They're probably more like Nick than we know.

They grow pineapples and everything.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They're probably more like Nick than we know.

I said this about a year ago with great trepidation (didn’t want to be unfair). Now it’s even more clear to me. These two definitely talk a lot to strangers about “partying.”

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Mindset Live Now
EDIT: He just said @Potentially Criminal and Meme Copium have done the best job and gave them credit when covering the farms work.
Great job everyone.

LEGAL MINDSET! LEGAL MINDSET! MORE LIKE LEGAL DICKSUCKER!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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They're probably more like Nick than we know.

Oh my god, this even looks like the dude is having 3 old women (one of them is nick's mom, I assume) to himself while nick's dad is sitting on the little cuck chair

 

[Pelican Bones]

Maybe the KKK should give him permission to stream?

DENIED

Nick will be informed as to when he is allowed to stream again.

 

[Oh Darn]

They grow pineapples and everything.
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Okay, pretty sure my brain is fucking broken and I'm just in full schizo mode, but why is there biscoff cookies next to three of these pineapples? There's nothing in the captions that indicates it's for scale, and in one of the photos it's tucked behind the pineapple, but it's still recognizeable.

The first thing I'm thinking of is that it's a code thing. Like "Want to swing, will travel".

....Or maybe she's just a shitty housekeeper and kept the same pack of airline cookies around for several weeks. I guess Nick had to learn it from somewhere.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

DENIED

Nick will be informed as to when he is allowed to stream again.

FREE NICK, FREE NICK, FREE NICK!

They grow pineapples and everything.

We're going to learn that every post about "growing" a pineapple is secretly a swinger dog whistle that they had a successful conquest. We need Card Posting's dog whistle expertise in this thread, but alas he only cares about racism...

 

[Vibralldo]

They grow pineapples and everything.
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Like parents like son

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Watching the Nick saga in review is kinda funny. It is pretty obvious that Nick having success with something has flooded his brain with so many hormones, he cannot deal with it.

It must be the absolute first time in his life where he experiences being attractive to lots of women because of his success in a field.
That is btw. the ultimate secret of dating life, if you appear competent in a field that is interesting to someone, you will be attractive to that person.

Since Nick has never been competent in anything in his life, this is likely the first time he has ever been confronted with a situation in which women are coming on to him and it completely breaks his little primate brain.

Kayla just saw the trust fund and settled for Nick because it meant financial stability until the day she dies.

 

[dustnight]

They should be offering @Null whatever he wants for the next 5 years . . . from as little as a balldo to a red beautiful mustang

Mindset Live Now
EDIT: He just said @Potentially Criminal and Meme Copium have done the best job and gave them credit when covering the farms work.
Great job everyone.

Legal "no drama bs only relevant legal matters" Mindset

 

[Major]

Watching the Nick saga in review is kinda funny. It is pretty obvious that Nick having success with something has flooded his brain with so many hormones, he cannot deal with it.

It must be the absolute first time in his life where he experiences being attractive to lots of women because of his success in a field.
That is btw. the ultimate secret of dating life, if you appear competent in a field that is interesting to someone, you will be attractive to that person.

Since Nick has never been competent in anything in his life, this is likely the first time he has ever been confronted with a situation in which women are coming on to him and it completely breaks his little primate brain.

Kayla just saw the trust fund and settled for Nick because it meant financial stability until the day she dies.

The way I heard it, Nick's family didn't come in to money until nick was an adult

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Legal "no drama bs only relevant legal matters" Mindset
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You forgot this:

DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS CREATED USING A.I. • Nicholas Robert Rekieta never appeared on the Killstream wearing sunglasses while shouting "LEGUL MINDSET, LEGUL MINDSET, LEGUL DICKSUCKER MORE LIKE IT" • This surreal creation is brought to life by A.I.

 

[Desktop User2]

I didn't realize Vito was such a stand up guy to keep all of these thoughts to himself. Maybe I should leave him alone in a room with a child to teach them self restraint since he's such a shining example of it.

Maybe you should, if they are your kids you can do whatever you want with them but what I was responding to was the notion that Vito is just as bad as Melton and I disagree: Melton elaborates on his fantasies about raping kids and that makes me think he is way more likely to offend if he did not already.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Legal "no drama bs only relevant legal matters" Mindset
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maybe I have boomer brain but I was legitimately confused for a moment about when the fuck Nick did this? Because that's way too funny for Nick to do.

 

[Sharpeteer]

You forgot this:

DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS CREATED USING A.I. • Nicholas Robert Rekieta never appeared on the Killstream wearing sunglasses while shouting "LEGUL MINDSET, LEGUL MINDSET, LEGUL DICKSUCKER MORE LIKE IT" • This surreal creation is brought to life by A.I.

Or alternatively you can plaster this watermark all over everything.


I love this joke. Lol

Imagine being so stupid.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

You forgot this:

DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS CREATED USING A.I. • Nicholas Robert Rekieta never appeared on the Killstream wearing sunglasses while shouting "LEGUL MINDSET, LEGUL MINDSET, LEGUL DICKSUCKER MORE LIKE IT" • This surreal creation is brought to life by A.I.

How can he forget to say what isn't true? We all remember the glorious Ralph cosplay stream where Rekieta hosted the killstream in a near perfect Ralph disguise. This is a true and honest representation of that real historical event. We have always been at war with Spicer Minnesota.

 

[RotPockets]

Did Vito discuss his interest for particular children or schemes to lure said kids into your house? Did Vito say he only would have kids to fuck them? Did Vito say that if you were ever stuck with a child you wouldn´t resist raping it?

Physically having a 13 year old girl seems highly suspicious.

 

[ghastlyretard]

Maybe you should, if they are your kids you can do whatever you want with them but what I was responding to was the notion that Vito is just as bad as Melton and I disagree: Melton elaborates on his fantasies about raping kids and that makes me think he is way more likely to offend if he did not already.

The only measure of how bad a pedophile is should be how many cycles of a chamber it takes to make sure they don't touch a child.