Careercow Thomas Moulton / Guardbro / Guardbeardia Beardio / Guardbro's Field Desk / Guard / Guardbrosky - A 4chan poster turned failed creative type. Possible pedophile, most definitely a massive loser. May currently be fighting for visitation rights to his step-daughter.

[ScooterHittingShin]

"Well...
>Has a lewd centaur body pillow (why?) and other coomer shit potentially in front of his kid
It has been said many times that a fan sent him that body pillow as a joke, and it has always been in his 'office' as far as anyone has ever seen. In both videos and streams it has sat up on a box or some kind of storage container. I went through months of streams and it has rarely ever changed positions, leading me to believe it has never left the room and is merely a gag gift from a fan.
>Draws (not sure if he still does) porn potentially in front of his kid (like that pony one)
No proof has ever been offered of him drawing porn in front of his stepchild. The only 'proof' has been a "believe me bro" post on 4chan. There have been no court documents, charges, or anything else of that sort.
>Might be a brony and...we all know what kind of creatures those tend to be
So far the only evidence of this was the pony shitpost he was paid to draw, and drew in concert in a voice call with other /k/ members who sought to do something funny. This has been confirmed by someone named 'Merlin' as well as many others who were in the call, as posted on the /k/ board.
>Wore a maid outfit and who knows if his kid saw it
This was a very popular meme at the time and still is, don't act like it's some kind of smoking gun. Additionally there is video evidence of him wearing it only once at a range with no children present, so you have no ground. This is easily found on his youtube page.
Probably missed some stuff from the thread, I do say potentially since he might not be autistic enough to keep it in view of his child but who knows.
This thread has been nothing more than the most fag gayop I have ever seen. The history starts when guardbro was getting complaints about a 'range safety worker' not doing his job and got him fired from that role, filling in for that year in some event so someone else could be chosen the next year. Then, his friend was indicted on pedophilia charges, which guardbro has stated happened way before he ever knew the pedophile, and cut contact when the truth was finally understood after talking with a lawyer. It has become quite clear that this is a thinly veiled personal army request from a bunch of ass hurt spergs, and no actual evidence besides an out of context screen shot has been offered.
This is definitely not one of the farm's best threads, and should likely not even be here.

 

[MS-09R Rick Dom]

Well...
>Has a lewd centaur body pillow (why?) and other coomer shit potentially in front of his kid
>Draws (not sure if he still does) porn potentially in front of his kid (like that pony one)
>Might be a brony and...we all know what kind of creatures those tend to be
>Wore a maid outfit and who knows if his kid saw it
Probably missed some stuff from the thread, I do say potentially since he might not be autistic enough to keep it in view of his child but who knows.

I'd imagine some are rightfully upset that a podcast they're interested in (Neckbeardia) is invaded by a potential sex-pest. Some just don't like him and how much of a pseudo-intellectual he is and are willing to jump at the opportunity to shit on him. I'm in both camps. I found him entertaining but after a while his sperging was a bit much, especially on subjects he thinks he knows a lot about. MF thinks America can take on a Space Marine chapter for example, and considering how highly he thinks of himself and his work (which we know is shit if @Lieutenant Rasczak's summary is anything to go by) he seems more like a larping grifter that missed out on all the nerd shit from back in the day and is pretending to have been apart of that to fit in. You can probably show him the Rifts TTRPG and he'll shit himself.

So... was there ever actually any proof he's drawn porn in front of his step-daughter, or is it all speculation? Everyone keeps talking about it, but it's always speculation or "I saw it on 4chan."

Maid outfit shits weird, but I'm old enough to remember buff guys dressing up as Sailor Moon characters for conventions so that's what ever. Body pillow shit's weird too, but that's just coomer weeb stuff or something you do for the memes (like owning an ahegao face sweater)

Can't say I've ever sat down and listened to any of his streams or audi books, so dunno and don't really care what his opinions on things are tbh. Just wanna know if he's actually a terrible person or just some cookie cutter ttrpg sperg coomer.

 

[Kiwisee]

Until I'm shown otherwise, this entire thread smells like a Gay op of Lolicons being mad at other Lolicon for banning cooming in a discord server.

As well as a bit of projection, mainly from the Lolicons sperging at Guard.

I do want to see more book reviews, though. I love reading through sporkings.

 

[ScooterHittingShin]

I find myself agreeing. The review of the first book is kind of funny though, seeing as to how guardbro has agreed with all criticisms and laughs about it with his readers. He's redone the book so I hear and has been doing so since last year, only just now getting around to re-narrating it.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

So... was there ever actually any proof he's drawn porn in front of his step-daughter, or is it all speculation? Everyone keeps talking about it, but it's always speculation or "I saw it on 4chan."

Pretty much, again I'm skeptical on whether he did or didn't do what in front of a child. But given what we confirmed he has, it's suspicious to say to least. Never take anything on the internet at face value and all that.

Just wanna know if he's actually a terrible person or just some cookie cutter ttrpg sperg coomer.

Based, probably leaning towards the latter.

his entire thread smells like a Gay op of Lolicons being mad at other Lolicon for banning cooming in a discord server.

God I fucking hate lolicons, but why would they be assmad at someone accused to be a pedo considering...I know lolicons are degenerate that they don't recognize they're pedophiles but you'd think they'd at least defend it in some way. Why would they care if one discord server banned coomery when they probably have 100 more? This whole thing reeks of autism.

I do want to see more book reviews, though. I love reading through sporkings.

Hell yeah.

 

[NeonNinja]

Since no one in this thread wanted to give me a source on where the pedophile allegations came from, I decided to do my own investigation with the interest of maintaining the integrity of the thread.

The allegation appears to have originated from a “Pedo hunting” group of Spergs known as the “Republic of the Aero Link Syndacite”.

I’ll let their channel description speak for itself:

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Link to their channel

The allegation comes from their (now deleted) “Emergency Podcast”, which was about Guardbro, which has been archived right here. At this point, I have no doubt that they’d be behind the vague 4Chan post accusing Guard of being a pedophile (until I’m shown evidence to the contrary).

At a glance, there isn’t anything interesting about this group. They seem like a bunch of grifters who aren’t interested in actually catching predators, but just larp as pedo hunters.

But here’s where things get interesting:
One of the people who spearheaded this group is a self confessed zoophile AND a pedophile. Thankfully, archived.

I thought I’d share my findings here, since I don’t think these people are relevant enough to have their own thread on here.

I had a talk with one of the members who was one of the ones who brought the allegations to the attention of it to the group, though he wasn't the one who started it all, other people informed him about Guardbro and other individuals being groomers, he said every piece of information he got was from other people, and was only repeating what he was told. Another member had a call with Guard and said that the allegations started in another discord server regarding his stepdaughter, confirmed by Guard himself, also someone on the thread first stated they were the ones who did it if you wanna find it on here. They all apologized and backed off completely after that. While the BigDick stuff still is true, what really happened was Guard thought he was in trouble for drunk driving since he had several DUIs already, and his father tried manipulating him into putting in a good word for him. As for the birth father, he stalked him online and got the allegations of him being a pedophile from the internet from another unnamed user, but this group is not responsible for forming any of the allegations, and again have backed off after finding out that most of the stuff was a fib, and the member I talked to specifically said that he told the group after talking with Guard about the shit surrounding his name that Guard was innocent and not a pedophile, he is trying to fix the damages done to his reputation in any way he can because of how awful he feels about it.

 

[JongleJingle Returns]

Just only stumbled on this thread, but not gonna lie it's weird that two accounts made in similar time frames with each two posts each are going "Haha, surely this thread has no purpose and should be deleted right? Guardbro has nothing else going on, move along folks!"
@ScooterHittingShin, @NeonNinja, Would you be so kind as to explain your behavior? Just a bit sussy tbh

 

[Quackstone Estate]

Just only stumbled on this thread, but not gonna lie it's weird that two accounts made in similar time frames with each two posts each are going "Haha, surely this thread has no purpose and should be deleted right? Guardbro has nothing else going on, move along folks!"
@ScooterHittingShin, @NeonNinja, Would you be so kind as to explain your behavior? Just a bit sussy tbh

I have been a lurker of this thread, and made an account to point out you are a liar. You first found this thread on June 8th after reacting to "Rasczak". Either you are so retarded that you forgot you had already found the thread, or are so natively disingenuous that you thought no one would care to check.
This thread has been nothing but a multifaceted deposit of bold faced liars all attempting to work together on an agenda, built out of spite, to try and cause disquiet to a content creator they don't like for whatever petty reason they can fathom. It is, quite frankly, the gayest thing I have ever seen, and have been watching it with mild interest after finding this whole thing due to being a long time watcher of Rye. Guardbro has been found clean of all wrong doings and allegations, no actual evidence has offered, and this is nothing but a lazily veiled attempt at trying to just ruin someone's reputation.
This entire thread does a disservice to Kiwi Farms as a whole.

 

[JongleJingle Returns]

I have been a lurker of this thread, and made an account to point out you are a liar. You first found this thread on June 8th after reacting to "Rasczak". Either you are so retarded that you forgot you had already found the thread, or are so natively disingenuous that you thought no one would care to check.
This thread has been nothing but a multifaceted deposit of bold faced liars all attempting to work together on an agenda, built out of spite, to try and cause disquiet to a content creator they don't like for whatever petty reason they can fathom. It is, quite frankly, the gayest thing I have ever seen, and have been watching it with mild interest after finding this whole thing due to being a long time watcher of Rye. Guardbro has been found clean of all wrong doings and allegations, no actual evidence has offered, and this is nothing but a lazily veiled attempt at trying to just ruin someone's reputation.
This entire thread does a disservice to Kiwi Farms as a whole.

And holy shit there's another! I thought my pointing out was just some simple curiosity, but this clinches it; nobody would be this MATI unless they have some REAL beef, or, case in point, have a personal stake on what this thread details. The fact you came in here TODAY to say this, when the thread has been on for quite some time, only goes to show that you and the prior two accounts I @'ed are parts of Guards insane fanbase, OR the author himself. Now frankly I find it interesting you decided to go full guns blazing NOW of all times, when the whole thread has been nothing but criticism and suspicion of what exactly Guard does. Why the harsh reaction?

Furthermore, why go to such lengths to white knight? It's not against the rules to put your two cents on a thread, let alone react.

 

[Quackstone Estate]

And holy shit there's another! I thought my pointing out was just some simple curiosity, but this clinches it; nobody would be this MATI unless they have some REAL beef, or, case in point, have a personal stake on what this thread details. The fact you came in here TODAY to say this, when the thread has been on for quite some time, only goes to show that you and the prior two accounts I @'ed are parts of Guards insane fanbase, OR the author himself. Now frankly I find it interesting you decided to go full guns blazing NOW of all times, when the whole thread has been nothing but criticism and suspicion of what exactly Guard does. Why the harsh reaction?

Furthermore, why go to such lengths to white knight? It's not against the rules to put your two cents on a thread, let alone react.

I see you are just going to try and zoom by the point of you dropping an obvious lie. I am not surprised, judging by the calibre of people in this thread letting Guard live rent free in their heads. I only came on here today because, at some point, you just get tired of the nonsense getting tossed around.
Your nominal attempt at trying a "this is all according to plan" tzenchian moustache twirl is frankly stupid, as I clearly stated why I made an account, and was due in part to you clearly trying to act as if you just "stumbled" into the thread.

when the whole thread has been nothing but criticism and suspicion of what exactly Guard does.

Of what, exactly? The nonsensical, evidence lacking stabs in the dark? He has an internet presence that's as window-like as they come, and not only was the "anti-Guardbro hunting" group outed as pedophiles and zoophiles, but there has never been a single shred of actual evidence except for a single shitpost, debunked by people around /k/ by searching the desu archives. No art has ever been offered, found, or credited towards Guard drawing lolicon. No actual evidence, at all, has been found of him being indicted, arrested, or charged with any crimes involving minors. There is also the fact the child in question now lives with him, as she was seen on multiple streams along with his wife, who has clearly not left him.
This whole thread is nonsensical lunacy born aloft on the wings of jealousy.

 

[HumptiDouji]

Furthermore, why go to such lengths to white knight?

Is it whiteknighting if he can point out that you're lying about just stumbling upon this thread?

 

[Quackstone Estate]

Is it whiteknighting if he can point out that you're lying about just stumbling upon this thread?

If you are not against the subject of the thread, then you are clearly a white knight. How dare you point out their obvious lies and lowbrow shenanigans.

 

[Kiwisee]

Just only stumbled on this thread, but not gonna lie it's weird that two accounts made in similar time frames with each two posts each are going "Haha, surely this thread has no purpose and should be deleted right? Guardbro has nothing else going on, move along folks!"
@ScooterHittingShin, @NeonNinja, Would you be so kind as to explain your behavior? Just a bit sussy tbh

You know what’s also suspicious?

The fact that you weens have been really transparent about making new account specifically to try and participate in what appears to be a smear campaign against a content creator you don’t like.

I was holding off on calling this out, if only because I wanted more concrete proof that Guard is, in fact, the pedophile that the elusive 4Chan post claims that he is. If I’m going to call someone a pedophile, I’d rather have concrete proof of it.

Based on the body pillow, I think he’s a bit of a degenerate coomer with a thing for monster girls.

That aside, claiming that his step daughter was victimized without the allegation actually coming from her is disgusting regardless if it is true or not. Outing someone as having been sexually abused as a kid without the victim’s explicit permission is a shitty fucking thing to do. Not only does it put the victim through an additional hurdle to prove to the police that they were victimized, but now they have to deal with retarded “predator hunters” fucking with their case.

It’s also not your allegation to make.

I doubt any of you A-Logs even care about any of that, though. Until I hear directly from the victim herself, I have no reason to take the allegation at face value. No one here has to.

I don’t doubt that Guard’s white knights have likely just made accounts to defend his name as well. Personally, I have no skin in the game aside from the fact that this thread should go back to Prospering Grounds so that the OP can be rewritten.

Judging by his A-Logs, I’m certain there’s a lot of Lolcows among both supporters and detractors orbiting around him.

 

[Quackstone Estate]

I don’t doubt that Guard’s white knights have likely just made accounts to defend his name as well. Personally, I have no skin in the game aside from the fact that this thread should go back to Prospering Grounds so that the OP can be rewritten.

Judging by his A-Logs, I’m certain there’s a lot of Lolcows among both supporters and detractors orbiting around him.

"Wirty" and "Battlejesus" are two such lolcows, and likely the ones behind this whole endeavor. Wirty got a visit from the FBI and turned over his computers after his dealings with the grocery store shooter. Was, as far as I have been able to read, a poor range safety officer and many "nuggetfest" con attendees wanted him gone, and was the sole reason why Rye was afraid to go back to the con range. This is in part to Wirty not showing her how to shoot a shotgun properly, scared her, and waited for her to "flag" another con attendee in order to kick her off the range. All of this cropped up after Wirty was fired from being the "head safety officer", and Guardbro replacing him instead. It should also be known that Wirty was friends with this "Big Dick" character for years before Guardbro, and it is speculated he may have also known of the crimes. Due to Wirty's previous interactions with the FBI, as well as the fact Big Dick was indicted by the FBI, it is safe to assume Wirty had full knowledge of the crimes and only flipped when he was betrayed in position.

 

[JongleJingle Returns]

Reminder that Guard was an MP.

 

[Quackstone Estate]

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You have shown yourself to be disingenuous already within this thread, so I feel a need to ask: What is the point of your post?
That he has a differing opinion to this "Mothman" character? If so, who cares?
Really, who cares?
According to his discord, these posts were made on 2024/02/11, and these screen shots say "Yesterday", which means these were taken only a day after they were posted. This leads me to believe you are one of these "Dons" I have read about, and either you are him, or you are one of his cultish friends. This does not pair well with you either way, as "Don" was a trouble stirrer on the discord, as well as a rebuked fan fiction writer after he tried to write what he believed was the "true way" the story should have gone. "Don" even went as far as to start trying his hand at killing off canon characters within the book in rather poor ways, and his writings show not only a toddler-like grasp on prose and narrative, but also an affinity for trying to subjugate lore to fit his own ends. This comes in after a tally of discords that "Don" has been removed from for his toxic behavior, and I understand they number in the hundreds? It is more than likely only a dozen discords, but the cream still floats.
I am still confused as to what you are trying to prove with these posts, but you have already been shown to be a blatant liar, and are, frankly, likely an alt of someone who started this thread. At this point these posts and others like them only prove the childishness of the thread, as well as the theory that it was created by spited fans that, for some reason, believe Guardbro has wronged them. It is cringe, and makes all of you look like the actual lolcows.

 

[MS-09R Rick Dom]

I have been a lurker of this thread, and made an account to point out you are a liar. You first found this thread on June 8th after reacting to "Rasczak". Either you are so retarded that you forgot you had already found the thread, or are so natively disingenuous that you thought no one would care to check.
This thread has been nothing but a multifaceted deposit of bold faced liars all attempting to work together on an agenda, built out of spite, to try and cause disquiet to a content creator they don't like for whatever petty reason they can fathom. It is, quite frankly, the gayest thing I have ever seen, and have been watching it with mild interest after finding this whole thing due to being a long time watcher of Rye. Guardbro has been found clean of all wrong doings and allegations, no actual evidence has offered, and this is nothing but a lazily veiled attempt at trying to just ruin someone's reputation.
This entire thread does a disservice to Kiwi Farms as a whole.

You're spot on with this pretty much. Whole thread seems to exist so they can point to it and go "Look, proof guardbro is a pedophile!" When there is no proof.

Now it's starting to just stink of some shit ass discord drama between spergs and some content creator.

 

[Quackstone Estate]

You're spot on with this pretty much. Whole thread seems to exist so they can point to it and go "Look, proof guardbro is a pedophile!" When there is no proof.

Now it's starting to just stink of some shit ass discord drama between spergs and some content creator.

Receipts and proof are things these porkies have no idea of. He knows he was caught in a lie and doesn't even try to defend himself, because he knows he was caught in a lie. He then applies a child's attempt at edification by posting this absurd, and schizophrenic, discussion about... actually I'm not even sure what it is about. Opinions on soldiers who love war? Opinions on soldiers who love war more than others? He does nothing but exemplify the calibre of "a-log" that are going after Guardbro. Petty boys on the internet chasing the skirts of a better man. Purely juvenile.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

I don't know what's going on here but guardbro is fat and I would not have sex with him

 

[Kiwisee]

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If you're going to blur out your own name while leaving others clear, make sure you do so across all of the screencaps.

I've been getting weird DMs about you having written a Veil Riders fanfic and you're sperging because Guardbro doesn't consider it canon.


I've also received DMs about something called “Doncord”. I haven't had the chance to go through them, so as of writing I have no clue what that's about. I don't use Discord, so I can't even verify any of the information for myself.

@Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! Are these the fabled 4Chan posts you've been alluding to since page 1?





Technically, they are allegations claiming that Wirty is a pedophilic Troon who cosplays as Touhoo characters. And that he knew this “Big Dick” person in real life, and knew he was a pedophile.

Supposedly, BD admitted to sexually abusing his step daughter to Wirty, if these posts are to be believed.

So now I'm starting to wonder how much of the allegations made in this thread consist of projection.

Guardbro seems to attract a lot of interesting people. Is there something about /K/ that attracts cross dressing pedophiles?

Allegedly, Wirty’s inner circle is tight lipped because he has blackmail on all associates, if this DM is to be believed:

Imagine letting yourself get extorted by a pedo-troon.