DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
"@DSP Throwback Man, it's feels good to see your comeback phil. I've been a screwup these past few years (wife passing, spiraling poor choices, being a poorer dad) and you're bringing me hope ❤️‍🩹 "
He spent tens of thousands of dallahs on a fucking trash mobile gacha game YOU GODDAMN CLOWNSHOES WHAT HOPE :lossmanjack:
 
Holy shit if he is so annoying and clingy to fucking rich out of all people, imagine how miserable it must be for the kino guys.
Hundreds of extremely long paragraphs at the most retarded hours im sure, and you better respond to him on the day or he will keep spamming your feed with no self awareness, i hope that when they throw him under the bus they leak the DMs, even if i might get brain damage from it.

Seriously almost every message is at least 5 lines long, even in DMs he cant GET TO THE POINT, i have never seen anyone comunicate like that, true hermit behavior, literally prestreaming people in DMs, do you think he also prestreams the cashier and his cat?
 
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What a fucking dick.

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This is like the time Phil couldn't pick up the phone for $50K, except it makes sense now since there's absolutely nothing in it for Rich.

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"Um akschually Rich, I'm kind of a big deal now and now have two WWEchampions accounts that I whale out on while begging for money to eat a shitty fast food meal"
 
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Holy shit if he is so annoying and clingy to fucking rich out of all people, imagine how miserable it must be for the kino guys.
Hundreds of extremely long paragraphs at the most retarded hours im sure, and you better respond to him on the day or he will keep spamming your feed with no self awareness, i hope that when they throw him under the bus they leak the DMs, even if i might get brain damage from it.
Also DSP is saying he RTU has been asking DSP for years for an interview and DSP wasn't interested. And that's fine and normal to both parties. But when DSP wants to interview Rich all of the sudden he turns into a jealous girlfriend after only 2 months.

He's a fucking weirdo, and those AI images broke his autismo brain.
 
Gotta love how in his broken brain his "detractors" change from being 'pathetic, mouth-drooling retarrrRR-(I shouldn't have said that), who live in their parents basement' to this sooper scary CIA-level organization capable of toppling world governments based on whatever his delusional mind needs them to be.
When he's in his safe space they're pathetic losers who can't do anything to Phil the Golden God, but whenever he's talking to someone else it's 'dood, I totally have the scariest, most craziest trolls like evaaar. I'm totally like Job from The Bible fur fur.'
His throne is much higher than the thronged masses who would dare criticize him, and yet his suffering is both greater and more unjust than any man who has lived.

Like, I had the Tolo convo on in the background and all I could hear is 'Stalking! Stalkers. .stalkers. .stalkers, stalkers stalking ME and MY FAMILY!!!'
Phil, no one has ever stalked you one single time in your whole life you desperate attention-whore.
 
Everyone has been cheering on the Kino boys for giving us the Teflon Phil arc, but Rich deserves some credit here too. Without Rich we wouldn't have this arc at all, the times he's "harassed" Phil by...watching and commenting on clips of his streams on his own channel. Without some imagined slight to get DSP to go full cast iron pot calling the cheap chrome kettle black, Kino Casino wouldn't have had anything to gas up. DSP wanted so much to dance on Rich's grave that he stuck his head outside of the Snort Fort to see if KC would entertain his very weird grudge. It's incredibly hard to tell anymore if DSP is coping or genuinely can't read the room with his "the internet loves me now" schtick.

Outside of Mike Clum's gift of Fat Khet, the Year of Total Detractor Victory was mostly off the back of DSP thinking his harshest critic was down for the count. He's cutting pro wrestling promos on his podcast, while playing stalker ex-girlfriend in everyone's DMs. He's gone from "milking drama is wrong! what the fuck is wrong with you!" to prostelatizing about how the back and forth is all part of the game as he awkwardly tries to rope LTG into a petty internet fight that he is absolutely convinced he's winning because he spent hundreds of dollars on Elgato soundfoam that blends into the color of his walls and has a $200 gimmick screen leaned up against a PS5 box with a doiley draped over it.

Every box to check for last year's DSP moral failings of others has been marked off in just a short 4 month period by the man himself. The best part, he's back to where he was 8 months ago rattling his can at the 2-3 open wallets he has and he's so desperate for the hype to be back that he's allowed his liquid income to tank just for the streak to keep going after it's sputtered out 6-7 times since the Vest Streak ended. Despite all that, he STILL proclaims himself successful. So desperate to hold on to the notion that being a niche lolcow on Youtube and the relevance that brings is somehow the only thing that matters in life. Rich, Stuttering Craig, anyone that has slighted DSP could take their W's and their L's and live a quiet and happy life and DSP could be streaming Champions from an iPhone held together by duct tape in a torn tent outside a Walgreens and if there was 2 people watching him he'd still think he won.
 
sooper scary CIA-level organization capable of toppling world governments based on whatever his delusional mind needs them to be
Don't forget, da twollz are responsible for Phail never having sponsors and the closing of his previous merch shop. They are also powerful enough to convince him to never "reproduce." Linda's special boy is convinced alotta peepol would harass a child. You know, the way totally normal grown men talk about slapping 11-year-old girls over video games do.
 
Don't forget, da twollz are responsible for Phail never having sponsors and the closing of his previous merch shop. They are also powerful enough to convince him to never "reproduce." Linda's special boy is convinced alotta peepol would harass a child. You know, the way totally normal grown men talk about slapping 11-year-old girls over video games do.
Knowing how dented a lot of Phil's detractors are, they'd probably try and "troll" the kid by creating a college fund in their name and raising thousands of dollars for them. But they'd hire someone named Leanna to handle the account and think that was a win.
 
RTU not selling his delusion of 'now people like me' is very funny. Phil really thought that after KC he could actually get interviews with big names like Max Dood. When he got ignored, he moved on to LTG (because in his head he is now way above other lolcows). Now even Rich is refusing to apologize and bow down to 'King' Phil Burnell and give him the revenge he deserves.
 
God those DMs are embarrassing, what a whiney bitch.

Message after message of ‘Hey, please notice me!’, ‘Hey, you have to respond now because I’m popular!’, ‘Hey, RESPOND TO REE!’.

The saddest part to me is when RTU casually tosses in a pic of LTG and Phillip is like ‘That’s the best you’ve got?’ as if this is some retarded important dick measuring contest rather than some clown clearly riling him up.

THEN he starts on about ‘exclusivity rights’ as if he’s a media titan streaming the Super Bowl rather than 2 fat faggots squabbling to try and get attention.

Fuck me, that guys life is broken.
Yeah might be another one to add to the pile that Phil is just an abusive, autistic retard.

He will go hard on individuals like this but will be a pedo apologist because they are getting their ass kicked on video.

Really want to see what's on those hard drives he's kept.
 
Surely, Phil's DMs to Kat were just as long and we're full of one last chance and the doors closed forever, Kat fell for the marketing scheme though cause she's dent head numero uno. Note, Phil uses last chance ad nauseum when he's hurting for tips and coming down to the wire.
Its Sales Techniques for Entreprenurial Kindergardners: create a sense of urgency to stoke any feelings of FOMO. Nevermind that at any given time a Phil supporter needs to wait a maximum of 48 hours before they will have another chance at exactly the same offer-reward. The bell always rings, the dog always salivates, God’s in His Heaven.

He probably also uses this as a “secret signal” to anyone holding back and thinks he’s very clever for doing so. Just like how the ones who respond are the True Heroes.
 
They are also powerful enough to convince him to never "reproduce." Linda's special boy is convinced alotta peepol would harass a child.
I can't find it but I fucking swear that 4 or 5 years ago when asked about kids he implied that if he had one detractors would start having them as well just so that they can send them to Phil Jr.'s school and harass them.
 
I can't find it but I fucking swear that 4 or 5 years ago when asked about kids he implied that if he had one detractors would start having them as well just so that they can send them to Phil Jr.'s school and harass them.
I'd say that it sounds like something OIC would do. But does he even still have his twig and berries?
 
So I'm having trouble understanding here. The detractors "took the bait" of him charging 2k to eat a krabby patty even though... that's exactly what he is doing. And because we didn't get "the joke" it has caused people to contribute to this 2k goal to eat the krabby patty ultimately leading to an epic self felt for us. Sorry I don't have a business degree so can someone break this down for me?
 
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