Hurricane Milton

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>Hello Milton... What's happening?
>Umm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and move a little more to the north, right into Tampa Bay.
>So if you can hold off on any weakening and move that way, that would be great.
>M'kay?
 
autism alert: I’m a huge weather geek. I love storm chasing, and on some chases have driven over 1,000km in a day, so I’ve been watching this one as closely as my work will allow. The figure that spun me out was the ocean surface temperature of 31C. I didn’t know it could even go that high. That’s a fuckload of potential energy, no wonder the storm is so powerful.

Keep safe, everyone. You’ll get through this.

Edit: to emphasise how high this ocean temperature figure is; heated pools aren’t even that warm. That’s absolutely off tap.
 
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Fuck talking to ChatGPT or retard AIs when I can ask in this thread. Clearly that is a turboprop. They’re all turboprops. What’s the advantage of turboprops over jets when sticking your planedick into the giant storm vagina?
I am not an engineer so I can't answer this question, but I think that it's worth noting that seventy years after its first flight, Hercules turboprops are still in production. There's been a lot of design tweaking, but the basic aircraft still has to be bettered.
 
I think @Fapcop marrying Kayla Rekeita will stop the hurricane
Certainly worth a try!

Rekieta’s continued cucking and mocking laws of men and nature, has angered not just the internet, but also heaven above.

If someone can get Kayla down there ASAP (and Null to officiate the wedding) I’m game for trying to appease the storm by consummating the marriage right in front of it.
 
Further on the turboprop question a few things I found:
  • There are very few high-wing jets, and high wing planes have advantages, especially for observation (there's not a wing in the way looking down). Some turboprops are low-wing, though.
  • Turboprops give you instant throttle response, jets take quite a while to spool back up (this is why a jet may land under throttle in serious wind conditions so they have the option of going around)
  • The planes used were designed to be beat to fuck landing on rocks and shit, so they can take a bump
  • Turboprops are much better at low-speed flight, jets can slow down but their stall speed is usually quite high (you could design one but nobody does because the purpose of a jet is fast and efficient)
  • Turboprops need shorter runways so they can use more airfields in total, especially out in the middle of fucking nowhere
 
WTF is wrong with this season. What is with all these Hurricanes blowing in from the West. The Superstitious side of me is saying that all these wild storms in the month of October means the leadership of the nation has angered heaven, and as we approach the night of Samhain when the veil between this world and the fae grows weakest, the wrath of heaven becomes more pronounced.

But that is just silly talk.
At this point, your best bet is to make a ritual sacrifice of your dear leader. He will need to be fed a special last meal (chik-Fil-A n ice-cream) and clothed in a white robe, with a special little leather cap, taken to wetlands and garrotted slowly as the sun rises. His lifeless body must then be lowered into the waters while the holy supplicants wail to the heavens. It worked in 1000 BC (or thereabouts) when they were desperately in need of a good harvest, and it could work again.....what have you got to lose? Cutting out his heart , liver and gonads and burying them at the boundaries of your territory for protection is optional, but the speed of the hurricane suggests that time is not on your side.....bon voyage.
 
What’s the advantage of turboprops over jets when sticking your planedick into the giant storm vagina
I can think of a few reasons...

Turboprops combine the efficiency of the Brayton cycle while eliminating the downsides of a faster turbojet or turbofan. They don't have to be particularly fast, and when combined with the levels of turbulence that they encounter, a slower aircraft is better. Penetrating the storm above maneuvering speed risks an in-flight breakup, whereas a slower aircraft penetrating a storm below maneuvering speed only risks a stall in the event of an upset. Pilots are taught how to handle aerodynamic stalls very early on when learning how to fly and at altitude they're not nearly as dangerous as they sound.

They're also more efficient when loitering at low altitudes, which they do. A lot. Their entire mission profile is to chase hurricanes and penetrate them at low altitudes. They're not so much airplanes as they are flying laboratories.

The last guess I have has to do with the quicker response to power changes. Flying around storms is not fun....it requires planning, but often you don't get a chance to plan very far in the moment because an active convective system is by its very nature, dynamic. You need to be able to think on your feet and change plans when things aren't going well. Having the ability to adjust engine power and blade pitch angle quicker than dumping fuel and waiting for a massive turbofan to spin up helps the pilots make decisions faster and stay ahead of the airplane.

I also don't know about how the intake on the C-130 or P-3 Orion is set up, but if a turbofan ingests too much water, or hail, or airframe ice, etc. it can lead to a compressor stall and kill the engine. I don't know if the turbine intake on these jets are set up to mitigate this since they're modified to take the brunt of a hurricane in other ways, but I wouldn't be suprised.
 
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Fuck talking to ChatGPT or retard AIs when I can ask in this thread. Clearly that is a turboprop. They’re all turboprops. What’s the advantage of turboprops over jets when sticking your planedick into the giant storm vagina?

Turboprops are cheaper to maintain and are more fuel efficient. Props are also more resistant to wind shear and sporadic wind speeds. They're built like tanks.

It must be said though as I replied to someone else: flying in to a hurricane isn't actually as dangerous in the air as people think it is.

Pilots are already trained to handle these weather conditions and most planes can comfortably navigate through hurricanes without much issue if they really need to. Hurricanes do not impact aircraft as they do things on land or at sea.
 
Tampa is going to be underwater, the sea is really bad and the worst is 5 hours away
I don't know how high up that platform is on the top right of this camera feed, but the swells are pushing right over the top like it's not even there. It almost looks like the bridge is starting to sway too.

I've got quite a few friends directly in the path of this monster. I hope they all got out in time or are well on their way to leaving.
 
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