Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[RollingRock2]

Pat is fat

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PIG GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

My new theory is that he has a shit Internet connection and his posts get backlogged and it takes time for the pipes to clear.

Because the other theory that he can’t stay off his phone for the witching hour when he does things to his toilet that even the pests dare not threaten to do to the Airbnb side is too horrible to consider.

 

[NaggotFigger]

There was an attempt of Rick trying to sound reasonable, relatable and cool. Late, but oh well.

 

[Something Awful]

On brand for Rick to get his hurricane news from the Waffle House Twitter account.

 

[Associate Rick]

While we were shitposting on the internet, he was studying the blade.

Yes but unfortunately for Rick the blade he was studying was the hooligans knife he used to cut up his meatloaf.

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The fight of the century, a man with the weight of the world behind him (get it, because he's fat), or a man who faked his way to the top.

If Fatrick ever wrote and acted in movies Seagal's portfolio is a good example of what they would look like

I think Steven Seagal could make a movie of Ricks version of events. A successful, highly intelligent, world famous author sends one tweet and gets dogpiled by a gang of criminal sociopaths, the police and FBI won't help so it's up to him to take them down single handed. This is how I imagine the final showdown between Rick and Dan Mullen goes

 

[Judge Holden]

My new theory is that he has a shit Internet connection and his posts get backlogged and it takes time for the pipes to clear.

Because the other theory that he can’t stay off his phone for the witching hour when he does things to his toilet that even the pests dare not threaten to do to the Airbnb side is too horrible to consider.

Honestly I am entirely considering that his entire identity as Fatrick is simply the manifestation of him not getting enough sleep for near two decades, and he will eventually go into a solid three week slumber and awaken screaming in horror and grief at what his sleep deprived alter ego wrought on his life

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

On brand for Rick to get his hurricane news from the Waffle House Twitter account.

To be fair to Rick, the Waffle House Index is a very real thing.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Horrifying news for Patrick...

"RESILIENT" Hurricane Leslie is strengthening!

Hurricane Leslie of the East Coast is currently a Category 1. Apparently, this is the first time three hurricanes have spawned simultaneously in October: Milton, Leslie, and (Captain) Kirk.

XEET (X)
NOAA (X)
ZOOM EARTH

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

You are category 1, Leslie. Seek. Shelter.

 

[RussianParasite]

Honestly I am entirely considering that his entire identity as Fatrick is simply the manifestation of him not getting enough sleep for near two decades

I like this theory. He’s got the one-two punch of bad sleep by being both fat and an alcoholic. He’s a faggot, too, but idk if that impacts sleep.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Honestly I am entirely considering that his entire identity as Fatrick is simply the manifestation of him not getting enough sleep for near two decades, and he will eventually go into a solid three week slumber and awaken screaming in horror and grief at what his sleep deprived alter ego wrought on his life

No stalker child I will not sleep. I know your plan is to make me fall asleep so you can release my future pepperoni men and eat all the earths food. But I will not give you the chance. Enjoy prison

 

[Judge Holden]

>be me
>a pig
>see a guy who looks vaguely hispanic
>immidiately start xeeting in taco bell speak

EDIT: The LESLAAAAAAAAAAY saga continues...as does the smugpiggery about easily replaced patposter burner accounts being banned

 

[Fag Albert]

Only big difference? Seagal is a Putinchud while Fatrick is a Ukrainesister. The battle of those two rotund gentlemen would be legendary and it would be decided by whoever eats the most food at the post-shoot buffet.

Seagal might be the only person with as many pretend personas as Fatrick. Greasy Italian Seagal vs Paint Balloon Pat, Injun Hippie Seagal vs Gun Expert Pat, Chinesey Seagal vs Street Brawler Pat . The list could go on and on.

 

[Post Reply]

You have silenced yourself, little brother child.


Constitutional scholar Pat opines on current events. Enjoy execution, traitor child.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Hoggin (the) Buffet?
Wantin Buffet?

The Pig of Wall Street

 

[jimmybags]

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Is you finished or is you done? Very very sassy.

Patass is just channeling his inner nigger from all of the pepperoni he consumed. 45 year old white man from Milwaukee talking with nigger slang btw.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Constitutional scholar Pat opines on current events.

Bold take from a gun grab supporting faggot. Also isn't it less "a copy of the Constitution with amendments 11-27 missing" and just the original Bill of Rights?

 

[Judge Holden]

The pig now oinks about how trump will send the beautiful and diverse and admirably flatulent Haitians to death camps by saying they are here illegally


Also yes, anuddah fat finger moment as expected with the typing.

 

[AprilRains]

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¡It's "Vaya con Diós", guey!

Spanish is one of the easiest languages to learn for an English speaker, and he can't get that right for three words.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Who runs more like a weirdo sissy, Pat or Seagal? Never seen Pat run, but this is how an Aikido master runs: