Hurricane Milton

[Sithis]

If Milton was as active with waterspouts as he is with tornadoes another possibility is fish. I'd be more okay with fish than birds tbh

 

[Sailor Swift]

Because it's beautiful and alligators are our friends.

I love me some floridian swamp cats! They're pretty chill and the small ones make laser noises.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Maybe if the houses weren't made out of OSB, cardboad and shitty drywall they woulda held up?

The hurricane in question is on the power level of multiple nuclear blasts going off simultaneously. In terms of raw devastation, a nuclear bunker or similar would have a tough time dealing with Milton on a good day.

 

[mindlessobserver]

A clearer image of the biologicals showing on radar. These are birds, y'all.

"As Milton nears the KTBW radar near Tampa, FL, the four panel figure continues to show that biologicals extend to a significant height above sea level. Again, note the blue pixels. This image shows the biological targets occurring at least to ~3-4km above sea level." --BirdCast.info

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I want to believe those hits aren't birds but actually Alligators and that at least one of them will crash into those bikini stream thots pool enclosure. Then the future Gatorcane movie can say "based on true events".

 

[mold]

Terminally online famers reeing about people taking pictures at a tourist spot far outside of harms way during a major world event is probably the second most retarded thing to come out of this thread after the Jewish weather control debate.

reminds me of the freaking out over in articles about the girls wearing the perfectly normal outfits who got kicked off the plane

this place might be diverse but it’s a very indoors kind of diversity

 

[anliteralidiot]

I want to believe those hits aren't birds but actually Alligators and that at least one of them will crash into those bikini stream thots pool enclosure. Then the future Gatorcane movie can say "based on true events".

It's one long boa constrictor

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Fuck I bet a migration swarm got caught up in it, lots of the songbirds in my area left their nests about a month ago heading for central America and Mexico, millions and millions of birds reverse hop the aerial border every year during these months.

I'm hoping it's Canada geese. Rats with wings.

 

[Mind Goblins]

A clearer image of the biologicals showing on radar. These are birds, y'all.

"As Milton nears the KTBW radar near Tampa, FL, the four panel figure continues to show that biologicals extend to a significant height above sea level. Again, note the blue pixels. This image shows the biological targets occurring at least to ~3-4km above sea level." --BirdCast.info

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They get what they deserve for ignoring the evacuation order. The ONE TIME the government is trying to look out for them!

 

[NSA Intern]

I pity the man who can’t look at a set of fake silicone tits and go: “Hmm… Nice!”

I like women, not blow-up dolls

 

[RodgerDodger]

I've been busy all afternoon. Is Ralph dead yet? Or has Mother Nature once again failed us?

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Fort Myers storm surge.

https://x.com/DylanFedericoWX/status/1844141670360596587

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Fort Myers storm surge.

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https://x.com/DylanFedericoWX/status/1844141670360596587

What's wild is that this isn't even 20% of how high it's going to end up

 

[#FF0000]

Extreme Wind Warning issued for the Tampa and Sarasota areas.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I want to believe those hits aren't birds but actually Alligators and that at least one of them will crash into those bikini stream thots pool enclosure. Then the future Gatorcane movie can say "based on true events".

Okay I’ll admit, that actually made me choke on my water.

 

[Turtlebees]

I don't have helpful advice - call me for tips when there's an ice storm or blizzard event - but it's past that time anyway. Good luck to anyone riding out Milton in place. Not all stay-behinds are morons; some jobs don't allow for leaving because certain essential services don't stop due to weather emergencies. Other folks, well, when it's all you've got and you can't fully replace it, walking away doesn't feel like an option. It's lunacy, but I get it. Something else that gets overlooked is that people adapt to where they live. If extreme weather is a repetitive thing it's hard to switch to This is the big one mode. I say I wouldn't be sticking around if extreme flooding was a likelihood, but then I'm also among the many who drive on snow-packed, empty roads when the orders are to stay off the streets. I can't judge.

I do want to mention that the video someone posted of the tower crane swinging in the wind gave me chills. It's a job to tear those down safely, so I'm not shocked to see it standing, but it's eerie to see it abandoned but moving alongside buildings. It gives the whole scene an apocalyptic movie vibe.

Sad part is, I don't even have a Reddit account. Or a boomerbook. I must absorb the toxin from elsewhere. Maybe it's secondhand exposure?
(but I'm shitting up the thread responding so I'll stop spreading the virus unless I have something important to add. Still happy for the rescued SUPERCUTE PUPPER with his new polka dot blankie thou!)

 

[NSA Intern]

I've been busy all afternoon. Is Ralph dead yet? Or has Mother Nature once again failed us?

He's pretty much been beneath notice. I think people are starting to forget he exists.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Looks like landfall is getting closer and closer. I'm betting around 4 hours from now.

 

[Blitzsneed]

I want to believe those hits aren't birds but actually Alligators and that at least one of them will crash into those bikini stream thots pool enclosure. Then the future Gatorcane movie can say "based on true events".

["Free Bird" playing quietly in the distance and growing louder as the flying Gator is approaching towards the hoes]

Oh hey, that's me!
Logging off for a few hours, stay safe fellow Sarasota Kiwis

You're batshit insane. Good luck.

 

[Sithis]

Emergency personnel are off the roads, if any dumbasses are still out and get in trouble they're fucked and will just have to wash up on shore sometime or be found among wreckage

 

[Glep]

A clearer image of the biologicals showing on radar. These are birds, y'all.

"As Milton nears the KTBW radar near Tampa, FL, the four panel figure continues to show that biologicals extend to a significant height above sea level. Again, note the blue pixels. This image shows the biological targets occurring at least to ~3-4km above sea level." --BirdCast.info

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Just adding on to this, birding friend telling me that people on cruises are reporting massive flocks of birds landing on boats. They can become disoriented by the lights on ships at night, but the sheer number of birds and disorganization of the flight indicates that they've been blown off course of their migration route due to the storm. This video was reportedly taken on the Carnival Glory on October 7th, supposedly halfway between the Bahamas and Port Canaveral. Spoiler contains photo of birds that died crashing into the boat.

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