Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Registration said:
Why not hire someone like John Jackson Miller to write for the Kenobi tv show? He already did it in the past, even with whatever changes Disney wants, it would probably be a better product than the trash that was made
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He's a white man who might not roll over for whatever corporate mandates come down.
 
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
Did Lucas really care about 'canon' in the first place though?
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He only cared insofar as he wanted a veto, mainly. He didn't want to get railroaded into something that wasn't his idea (though as we've seen, his best work is when he's not just doing his own thing). The "EU" isn't even necessarily consistent with itself, and Lucas would have had no issue just ignoring it completely if he didn't want to follow it.

The EU has some unmitigated shit in it, btw, just Rick-tier garbage. But it has some real gems which could have been used for good stories - except they obviously don't want to do good stories, they want to promote an agenda.
 
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Jesus FUCK, what is this...
 
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Mississippi Motorboater said:
Jesus FUCK, what is this...
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The funniest part about "Sister" is that the Kaminoans as presented would not have tolerated this. Upon seeing a clone with weird in-born brain issues as a fetus, they would have flushed it so quickly, since they have not been depicted as anything but the most cold hearted eugenicists from the start, and being a troon is not according to their designs.
 
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Mac Monster said:
Imperial Commando is such a badass idea, and it's a shame we never got it. Today there's no way the rat or any of the faggy game studios it hires will ever allow us to fight on the side of the Empire.
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I'm still surprised that after the success of Ready Or Not and other tacticool shooters Disney hasn't hired a company to make a Star Wars equivalent. I already talked about my idea for such a game where you play as Stormtroopers earlier in the thread but check this mod out for Insurgency Sandstorm: https://youtu.be/qQLVxq3F7kY?si=T0ZWl1DXe_X7bkkJ
If a bunch of modders doing this for free can accomplish that imagine what could be possible.
 
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Mississippi Motorboater said:
Jesus FUCK, what is this...
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"This one and its units are defective... recall the entire batch." ~ The Kaminoans

Again, if you partially retconned how clones were made, in that each unit batch used Jango as a template but blended a second set of genes from another good sample, you could get away with this. It's still a hackhanded and pathetic attempt to pretend to be bold and brash, but you could do this.

But they don't do this. Which is funny since this would also help Dave's shitty fanfic whenever he makes the clones look different.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
He only cared insofar as he wanted a veto, mainly. He didn't want to get railroaded into something that wasn't his idea (though as we've seen, his best work is when he's not just doing his own thing). The "EU" isn't even necessarily consistent with itself, and Lucas would have had no issue just ignoring it completely if he didn't want to follow it.

The EU has some unmitigated shit in it, btw, just Rick-tier garbage. But it has some real gems which could have been used for good stories - except they obviously don't want to do good stories, they want to promote an agenda.
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Lucas looked over and signed off on them. He gets rid of things that he dislikes, such as the original concept for Thrawn's Jedi advisor being an evil Ben Kenobi clone, a Dark Jedi Vader impostor who uses superweapons to frighten the Rebels, the Delta Squad having all-white uniforms, and a Wookiee "Hulk Smash" game.
 
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Ugh . . . how would this even work?! He would have been discharged the moment he trooned out since he's proven himself to either be a genetic defect or to be a poor fit in military life. Maybe he'd have gotten a non-combat role at most. Rex would NOT support this either. I choose to believe this is a Sith shenanigan to weaken the Republic army's morale and the public's/Jedi Council's faith in it.
 
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Space Police said:
Ugh . . . how would this even work?! He would have been discharged the moment he trooned out since he's proven himself to either be a genetic defect or to be a poor fit in military life. Maybe he'd have gotten a non-combat role at most. Rex would NOT support this either. I choose to believe this is a Sith shenanigan to weaken the Republic army's morale and the public's/Jedi Council's faith in it.
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Palpatine: "I shall prime the public to abandon the clones and move to a conscripted army by displaying a number of 'defective' clones I have specially created to elicit disgust and derision from the masses."
 
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Regarding the trans clone trooper, it just further represents how creatively bankrupt everything is. No actual idea. Just slap a trans on a clone trooper, just add the trans flag. When nothing at all applies to Star Wars or building its universe.

The creativity needs to beyond what we'd joke about them being utter lame. "They'll probably make a clone trooper a troon."
 
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