Hurricane Milton

[Cole009]

There's a nigga who flooded his car and has almost no battery on his phone is wandering around shindeep in water and honestly he has no fucking clue. Retard doesn't know how floods work. Come watch his misadventures. https://kick.com/callmebaz

Just went offline, what a loser! Anyways, I got a friend down in Florida, he says he only lost power 3 times when Milton made landfall. Hope he stays safe.

 

[moocow]

Man if you’re bitching about FL HOAs you need to do a tiny bit of research. Look up the max fine per day and max total fine. If you get on an HOA board you’re required to take a class and this is one of the things they teach.

As of July 1, 2024, yes, those fines are capped. Same with the 4-hour course that's now required. Further, they're no longer allowed to just arbitrarily bill you for their attorney's time unless a court orders it (before now, they could threaten to sue you via their attorney, never actually do it, but bill you for the attorney's time anyway), and they also can't use any single fine or penalty under $1k as cause to file a lien or foreclose to force you out, nor a combination of sub-$1k fines that exceed $1k when combined.

Prior to that 2023 law coming into effect in July of this year, no, those caps and restrictions didn't exist.

I've done a lot of research about Florida HOA laws, as the cunts running my HOA have been an endless pain in my fucking ass for ten years and I'm in the midst of getting rid of the worthless faggots. Hearing them bellyache endlessly about the new requirements and restrictions at the most recent board meeting was such a delight to my ears, I could barely contain my smirk.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Just went offline, what a loser! Anyways, I got a friend down in Florida, he says he only lost power 3 times when Milton made landfall. Hope he stays safe.

Someone archive that shit if possible so all the Florida men can watch this after it blows over and thank their deity of choice they weren't born as stupid as the nigga who flooded his car in the middle of a hurricane

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Except for the flash flooding that's imminent...

Yep, but the wind is blowing the gulf away from Tampa now. If they were on the south side of this?

 

[Autistic Integrity]

As of July 1, 2024, yes, those fines are capped. Same with the 4-hour course that's now required. Further, they're no longer allowed to just arbitrarily bill you for their attorney's time unless a court orders it (before now, they could threaten to sue you via their attorney, never actually do it, but bill you for the attorney's time anyway), and they also can't use any single fine or penalty under $1k as cause to file a lien or foreclose to force you out, nor a combination of sub-$1k fines that exceed $1k when combined.

Prior to that 2023 law coming into effect in July of this year, no, those caps and restrictions didn't exist.

I've done a lot of research about Florida HOA laws, as the cunts running my HOA have been an endless pain in my fucking ass for ten years and I'm in the midst of getting rid of the worthless faggots. Hearing them bellyache endlessly about the new requirements and restrictions at the most recent board meeting was such a delight to my ears, I could barely contain my smirk.

Can you blame anyone other than yourself moving to a neighborhood with such restrictions and gay ass rules?

 

[Lian Xing]

What would help is if your house was a literal 2 storey + basement box of concrete and that's it.

With the water table starting at 1" deep, your house would float out of the ground if it had a basement box of concrete in FL.

 

[Malory Archer]

Any update on Lt. Dan?

This is the last video I can find on him

Link to Xwitter post

 

[oldTireWater]

When have 400,000 people died in an event?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake_and_tsunami
My bad. Wiki says it was only 200k+ dead. Carry on exploring the newly revealed sea-floor.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

As of July 1, 2024, yes, those fines are capped. Same with the 4-hour course that's now required. Further, they're no longer allowed to just arbitrarily bill you for their attorney's time unless a court orders it (before now, they could threaten to sue you via their attorney, never actually do it, but bill you for the attorney's time anyway), and they also can't use any single fine or penalty under $1k as cause to file a lien or foreclose to force you out, nor a combination of sub-$1k fines that exceed $1k when combined.

Prior to that 2023 law coming into effect in July of this year, no, those caps and restrictions didn't exist.

I've done a lot of research about Florida HOA laws, as the cunts running my HOA have been an endless pain in my fucking ass for ten years and I'm in the midst of getting rid of the worthless faggots. Hearing them bellyache endlessly about the new requirements and restrictions at the most recent board meeting was such a delight to my ears, I could barely contain my smirk.

Dude I got in my HOA board in like 17 or 18 (left once we got sane again). All of this was true then - it is not new. Send me a PM, I’ll find the presentation from then and prove it.

E; sorry for the OT stuff but this misinformation bugs me. Read this, search “1,000” and see that it isn’t new. https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2017/Chapter720/All

And back on topic. Port St Lucie and Stuart got fucked. Further south isn’t bad and had it easier. Still amazed at the abnormal tornado situation, I didn’t fully shutter but would have had I known what was coming from a tornado standpoint.

 

[Faceless Whore]

Cheer up guys, we're gonna get FIREWORKS!

S / A

Florida fire marshal calls electric vehicles "ticking time bombs" as Hurricane Milton nears​

By Kate Gibson
Edited By Aimee Picchi
Updated on: October 9, 2024 / 3:42 PM EDT / CBS News

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For real park the damn thing down the street if you have one.

 

[Got Milk!]

I'll be honest bros. This shit is really patriotic. Whoever said chink fireworks are better just really don't get the quality and lifespan of the American product and why it's a better value. America

 

[#FF0000]

Flash Flood Emergency for Tampa and Saint Petersburg.

Spoiler: Text Product

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BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
Flash Flood Warning
National Weather Service Tampa Bay Ruskin FL
926 PM EDT Wed Oct 9 2024

...FLASH FLOOD EMERGENCY FOR ST. PETERSBURG, TAMPA, RIVERVIEW,
AND PALMETTO...

The National Weather Service in Tampa Bay Ruskin has extended the

* Flash Flood Warning for...
  Central Hillsborough County in west central Florida...
  Northern Manatee County in west central Florida...
  Southeastern Pinellas County in west central Florida...

* Until 230 AM EDT.

* At 926 PM EDT, Doppler radar indicated thunderstorms producing
  heavy rain across the warned area. Between 10 and 14 inches of
  rain have fallen. Flash flooding is already occurring.

  This is a FLASH FLOOD EMERGENCY for St. Petersburg, Tampa,
  Riverview, and Palmetto. This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS
  SITUATION. SEEK HIGHER GROUND NOW!

  HAZARD...Life threatening flash flooding. Thunderstorms
           producing flash flooding.

  SOURCE...Radar.

  IMPACT...This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. SEEK
           HIGHER GROUND NOW! Life threatening flash flooding of
           low water crossings, small creeks and streams, urban
           areas, highways, streets and underpasses.

* Some locations that will experience flash flooding include...
  Tampa, Clearwater, Largo, Bradenton, Pinellas Park, Temple
  Terrace, Seminole, Palmetto, Downtown Saint Petersburg, Saint
  Petersburg, Fort Desoto Park, Brandon, St. Petersburg, St. Pete
  Beach, Anna Maria, Gandy, Macdill Air Force Base, West And East
  Lealman, Feather Sound and Tampa International Airport.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

Move to higher ground now! This is an extremely dangerous and
life-threatening situation. Do not attempt to travel unless you are
fleeing an area subject to flooding or under an evacuation order.

Be especially cautious at night when it is harder to recognize the
dangers of flooding.

Stay away or be swept away. River banks and culverts can become
unstable and unsafe.

&&

LAT...LON 2744 8269 2788 8286 2808 8287 2807 8265
      2807 8228 2774 8228 2765 8241

FLASH FLOOD...RADAR INDICATED
FLASH FLOOD DAMAGE THREAT...CATASTROPHIC

$$

TBW

 

[Anonitolia]

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I'll be honest bros. This shit is really patriotic. Whoever said chink fireworks are better just really don't get the quality and lifespan of the American product and why it's a better value. America

Their magnificence is dulled a bit when, to see them, you have to go to Hell and constantly listen to the screams of the damned.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Those tornadoes spawned from Milton likely killed hundreds

No.

 

[Fungible penis]

Kinda digging Ryan Halls increasingly dulcet tones.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Multiple fatalities reported in St. Lucie county by the sheriff department from at least one tornado at the Spanish Lake Country Club, via Ryan Hall Y'all's stream.

Let me guess. The retards were throwing a hurricane party and the people got a front row seat for a Tornado instead.

 

[moocow]

Can you blame anyone other than yourself moving to a neighborhood with such restrictions and gay ass rules?

Yes, I can. I can blame the land developer for imposing it, the landlord we (I was married at the time) rented from not telling us an HOA existed here, and the real estate market making it impractical to move when the landlord decided to sell (ended up buying it from him rather than spend 50% more moving to another neighborhood that would also have an HOA).

Incidentally, I hate this smart-assed response. For one thing, it's getting harder every year to find a property anywhere near a city or suburb that isn't HOA-encumbered, and for another, "lol you signed so ur fuked" is horseshit anyway since there are countless examples of courts saying "lol no ur rules suck get fuked" when HOAs misbehave.

EULAs and shrinkwrap licenses are viewed with contempt by consumer rights advocates and HOA encumbrances deserve the same derision. "This is a beautiful property with a fantastic house at a great price, but oh yeah there's a group of five arbitrarily-selected neighbors who can force you out if you leave out your garbage cans for too long" is ridiculous, and worth fighting rather than running away from. Fuck every coward who decides to tolerate that shit. You don't cower or run. You fight, you put them in their place, and you excise them.

Dude I got in my HOA board in like 17 or 18 (left once we got sane again). All of this was true then - it is not new. Send me a PM, I’ll find the presentation from then and prove it.

Correct, they're not completely new; they've been refined and strengthened. House Bill 1023 significantly strengthened homeowner protections.

And while I applaud your participation in your HOA, it's a shame you couldn't dissolve it instead of leaving it "sane." It won't stay that way for very long.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Let me guess. The retards were throwing a hurricane party and the people got a front row seat for a Tornado instead.

No, Spanish lake is a mobile/manufactured home community. Saw one split dead ass down the middle on the news earlier.

 

[Got Milk!]

Alright boys and girls. I have finally lost power. Everyone stay safe and ill check back when I can.

 

[DrunkServal]

This is a beautiful property with a fantastic house at a great price, but oh yeah there's a group of five arbitrarily-selected neighbors who can force you out if you leave out your garbage cans for too long

Always old hens with only social pressure and little legal standing.