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Wait a second, it all makes sense now. The trans clone trooper is fighting against the Confederacy of Independent Systems.

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When the name is abbreviated this confederation is known as.... CIS!
 
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I'm so tired boys. I miss when I was allowed to enjoy things that were good and fun, but literally EVERYTHING I ENJOY gets coopted in some way. But now we have Troontroopers (when the Kaminoans would have cut that shit out before it even reached childhood upon seeing the mental instability). Omega was the first step, and people's tolerance for her opened the door for the inevitable
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BullfrogBill said:
The troon clone trooper has appeared in books and comics before already so it's not a new character, I think it appeared in the same story that established that Obi Wan is gay in the Disney timeline.
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I never heard about him being gay but it would unironically be more in-line with his character than him having Anakin and Padme's relationship copy-pasted with him and that faux-Mandalorian whore.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
The troon clone trooper has appeared in books and comics before already so it's not a new character, I think it appeared in the same story that established that Obi Wan is gay in the Disney timeline.
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so basically they tried to put them front and center when nobody noticed or gave a shit about the troontrooper? sounds like typical Disney/Lucasfilm shenanigans. Is this changed in the usual regions?
 
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I just checked and Star Wars: Padawan is the novel that established that Obi Wan is gay, Star Wars: Brotherhood was a sequel of sorts to that and that had the troon clone trooper in it, and the book Star Wars: a Queen's Hope was the novel where the troon first appeared.

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If you are wanting to get into reading Star Wars books do yourself a favor, stay far away from anything with the Disney logo on it and stick with the classics. It's The Expanded Universe or nothing.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
The troon clone trooper has appeared in books and comics before already so it's not a new character, I think it appeared in the same story that established that Obi Wan is gay in the Disney timeline.
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Don't forget that arch anthropocentrist and exterminatus enjoyer Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin was made to slam ass repeatedly with men too. It's really funny because they tried to make that a somewhat healthy relationship too if I recall. You know, from the guy who low key wants to enslave and remove non-humans from the galaxy completely and loves to glass planets. That fucking guy.

All the energy of a neodarwinist Orc Warlord from DnD also having their lair wheelchair accessible for ESG reasons.
Sneedmiser said:
I never heard about him being gay but it would unironically be more in-line with his character than him having Anakin and Padme's relationship copy-pasted with him and that faux-Mandalorian whore.
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Honestly I'd have been fine with it, but the problem is that this requires the writer to not be malicious and to also not be clinically retarded. That's not happening with LucasFilms.

Also I find it hilarious that the books tried to force it, even as Dave's Fanfic fucks it over. Gotta love not communicating.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
I just checked and Star Wars: Padawan is the novel that established that Obi Wan is gay, Star Wars: Brotherhood was a sequel of sorts to that and that had the troon clone trooper in it, and the book Star Wars: a Queen's Hope was the novel where the troon first appeared.

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If you are wanting to get into reading Star Wars books do yourself a favor, stay far away from anything with the Disney logo on it and stick with the classics. It's The Expanded Universe or nothing.
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Or at least avoid the YA books. Two Disney Star Wars novels that came out with in the last year or so that were legit soild was JJM's (of Kenobi book fame) The Living Force which was about the TPM era Jedi Concil and Rise of the Red Blade by Delilah Dawson which should have been woke but it was better then 90% of what Disney has put out.

Do read The Living Force if you like the Prequel era of Star Wars books
 
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BullfrogBill said:
If you are wanting to get into reading Star Wars books do yourself a favor, stay far away from anything with the Disney logo on it and stick with the classics. It's The Expanded Universe or nothing.
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
Do read The Living Force if you like the Prequel era of Star Wars books
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Darth Plagueis, baby. Best. Prequel-Era. Book, Ever.
 
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... they actually did it.
They used the tranny colors, or "Pink" to signify "girl"...

Starwars is 100% detached from our world, Starwars is in the past and a galaxy far far away... they never used "pink" to signify femininity because that's a earth concept. Hell I fucking hate this trans shit in scifi shit because I like to think no matter if your pro or anti trans, this shit would be figured out in future space tech, the same way no one in starwars has cancer or is in a wheel chair (unless your yoda and the animation department didn't want to animate him walking) .

Almost 100% sure in Starwars lore there is a pill that could just make you a woman if you want. In a world of hyperspace, smarter than human robots, lazer swords and space magic, they are still having to pretend mentally ill men in dresses are women.

Didn't a Disney internal memo say something like "Hey, cool it on the gay shit you faggots are costing us money" ?
 
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Jesus FUCK, what is this...
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So I guess this also confirms there was at least 1 canonic occurrence of pedophilia/molestation done to a clone troop inside of the Star Wars universe. Doubly confirmed by the fact that since they are all genetically the same, it would be logical to believe that "something" would have had to happen to this man at some point in time that led to him believing he is actually a woman.

"We know trans women are women because their brains are the same/similar to biological women". Ok well a clone troopers brain is literally a genetic copy of Jango Fett, a man, so it only matters when you want to pretend IRL and not when you want to destroy iconic media.
 
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"We know trans women are women because their brains are the same/similar to biological women". Ok well a clone troopers brain is literally a genetic copy of Jango Fett, a man, so it only matters when you want to pretend IRL and not when you want to destroy iconic media.
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Well obviously this means Jango Fett is trans, his her son Boba is trans, and in fact every last clone trooper is trans too. Duuuuuh. All the ultra masculine displays were just Fett suppressing xer's troon self. :smug:
 
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I find it pretty funny that in an attempt to be inclusive of troons, they have created a situation where it looks like a choice to become trans rather than "I was supposed to be born a woman".

I look forward to the 3-hour breadtuber video taking down Star Wars for misrepresenting their heckin' valid sacred cow.
 
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