"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

I gotta say @Null - you are dead on about these Salmiakki chocolate bars being delicious. I spent way too much for 2 100g chocolate bars, shipped from Finland, but damn it was it worth it. Now I'm going to try Salmiakki without chocolate, a much more daring task.

 

[AnOminous]

Initiating the divorce gives you the priority in divorce proceeding. It gives you the initiative. It's a horrible idea to wait for the other party to do the important bit.

The term of art for this is "the race to the courthouse." You generally want to be the first, whether it's divorce or some dumb bar fight or basically any situation where there are potential claims by both sides. Filing first means your claims are the first that are seen.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

Something silly:

Nintendo, everybody's FAVORITE emulator slayer, has announced it's newest hardware.

Spoiler: NEW NINTENDO HARDWARE

LOL SYKE NIGGA ITS JUST A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK LOL

And it costs $100!!!!!!!! loooooooooool



ALARMO?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Something silly:

Nintendo, everybody's FAVORITE emulator slayer, has announced it's newest hardware.

Spoiler: NEW NINTENDO HARDWARE

LOL SYKE NIGGA ITS JUST A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK LOL

And it costs $100!!!!!!!! loooooooooool

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ALARMO?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHA.

Guess Nintendo wants fans to start hating the music from their favorite nintendo games?

I've used some of my favorite songs at the time as alarm clocks years ago. After about a month of that alarm clock I end up hating that song. Did they not think this through?

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

I honestly can't tell if the interruptions are due to the restream software or the Starlink.

Hmm, is your Starlink turned on?

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Something silly:

Nintendo, everybody's FAVORITE emulator slayer, has announced it's newest hardware.

Spoiler: NEW NINTENDO HARDWARE

LOL SYKE NIGGA ITS JUST A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK LOL

And it costs $100!!!!!!!! loooooooooool

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ALARMO?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHA.

Ugh the overuse of vocal fry in advertising annoys me to no end

 

[Sneeds]

looks like the zoomers don’t like Cyclists

 

[nibbus]

@Null Not sure if you’ve seen this but it’s absolutely horrifying..

Link to article: https://www.themainewire.com/2024/1...at-left-maine-girl-concussed-vision-impaired/
(sorry for no archive, on mobile & retarded ♡ )

edit:

Spoiler: disgusted rant

just wanted to add that the principal of the school literally stood by and did nothing while this troglodyte of a male beat the shit out of this young girl.
The bus driver was the one to step in & get the tranny off of her & it’s rumored that he is being investigated by the school for it. I’m fucking sick to my stomach, this young girl has a chance of being blind for the rest of her life because the adults who were supposed to protect her decided that they didn’t wanna risk upsetting an already chimped out tranny. I feel sick with rage & heartbroken for young girls growing up in such a fucked up time.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

@Null Not sure if you’ve seen this but it’s absolutely horrifying..
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Link to article: https://www.themainewire.com/2024/1...at-left-maine-girl-concussed-vision-impaired/
(sorry for no archive, on mobile & retarded ♡ )

edit:

Spoiler: disgusted rant

just wanted to add that the principal of the school literally stood by and did nothing while this troglodyte of a male beat the shit out of this young girl.
The bus driver was the one to step in & get the tranny off of her & it’s rumored that he is being investigated by the school for it. I’m fucking sick to my stomach, this young girl has a chance of being blind for the rest of her life because the adults who were supposed to protect her decided that they didn’t wanna risk upsetting an already chimped out tranny. I feel sick with rage & heartbroken for young girls growing up in such a fucked up time.

"The parents said that, to the best of their knowledge, the bus driver, whom they only knew as “Bob,” was a retired former police officer who is now facing an investigation from the school district for intervening to halt the assault."

[ENRAGED FEDPOSTING]

 

[GenociderSyo]

World of Warcraft Player Reaction to Rally broadcast on Kamala Harris Twitch.

 

[Manimal House]

So this made me laugh.
I just recently found out that a new villain in the new Zelda game (the one where Zelda is the main character for the second first time) is named "Null".

Spoiler: Spoiler box for those that care.

THEY TURNED NULL INTO GOATSE!

Let's see his stats:

Lmao, ball projection.

Absorbing Prime Energy? I guess Monster Energy was hard to get in this game. Crime accusations are pretty on point though.

^Uncanny

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Applogies if this was already posted here. Pedos aren't allowed in some shelters amid Hurrican Milton, and are told to seek refuge in prisons.

 

[Drama Fan]

So this made me laugh.
I just recently found out that a new villain in the new Zelda game (the one where Zelda is the main character for the second first time) is named "Null".

Spoiler: Spoiler box for those that care.

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THEY TURNED NULL INTO GOATSE!

Let's see his stats:
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Lmao, ball projection.
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Absorbing Prime Energy? I guess Monster Energy was hard to get in this game. Crime accusations are pretty on point though.
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^Uncanny

The samurai fears the one that notices anime is made for pedophiles and there's no reason to have that many scenes of little girls' panties.
Is null truly is the ultimate villain of Japan?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Applogies if this was already posted here. Pedos aren't allowed in some shelters amid Hurrican Milton, and are told to seek refuge in prisons.

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Go to jail, do not pass GO, do not collect $200!

 

[Gog & Magog]

One-legged African pirate now gets an integration plan: This is how he will become a Dane - The African pirate Lucky, who lost a leg in battle against Danish forces, is now given a concrete plan for how he is to be integrated into Danish society.
I have no words.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

One-legged African pirate now gets an integration plan: This is how he will become a Dane - The African pirate Lucky, who lost a leg in battle against Danish forces, is now given a concrete plan for how he is to be integrated into Danish society.
I have no words.

"OW YOU HURT ME NOW YOU MUST CARE FOR ME FOREVER"

 

[Eventide]

One-legged African pirate now gets an integration plan: This is how he will become a Dane - The African pirate Lucky, who lost a leg in battle against Danish forces, is now given a concrete plan for how he is to be integrated into Danish society.
I have no words.

Why isn't the plan "he gets a prosthetic leg, sees the error of his ways, than goes back to Africa to help to defend the Danish fleet from pirates!" & than make a Netflix series or Hulu documentary about it.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

-snip-

MDI is a fucking hellhole. Not because it has bad students, but because it has the worst kind of spineless woke retards for faculty. This boy is a known problem in the community, and no one wants to risk doing anything about him. I hope this poor girl's parents sue everyone, except "Bob", into the fucking ground.

Edit: Found the attacker's instagram. Legal name not yet known. Private tag because he is still a minor. I possibly have the the victim's name as well, but I'll keep that to myself. Even if she told this faggot to neck himself, she didn't deserve to be assaulted.

Spoiler: The attacker's archived Instagram

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

 

[Null]

the bus driver likely has zero higher education, which is why he's smart enough and has enough common sense to recognize a problem and intervene. the retard faggots who run everything go through a half decade or more of higher education to unlearn how to respond reasonably to things and instead treat every disgusting tranny fag in school like a special little angel.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

The retard faggots who run everything go through a half decade or more of higher education to unlearn how to respond reasonably to things

Part of fixing America involves stemming the deluge of "intellectuals" spewing forth from the colleges and universities. God willing, we'll be able to re-educate those already poisoned by those institutions.