Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Kheapathic]

I caught up on the thread, and that unfortunate unibrow baby’s sad, naked existence sitting in a stroller in her own goddamn hose is fucking infuriating. In Moorpark, there are cute little petting zoos and produce picking farms that are perfect for a baby. The beach is so fucking close. The Getty is so fucking close. They do nothing with this goddamn designer baby that she whined and pined for. I’m sure we all know people who have infertility issues that don’t have the luxury or the funds or the mental capacity to deal with the pain and stress of IVF, but who would make lovely parents. I feel so MATI thinking about people like that while watching Basic Becky treat her child like an afterthought.

You have two problems; first of all, Becky only has one hobby, and it's causing a fucking scene to get Becky more attention. The second problem, is bringing a baby anywhere will detract attention from Becky and thus violate her only hobby. You can't bring Hannah to Disney to get her first picture with Mickey and Minny, because that might require the center of attention to be Hannah. You can't bring Hannah to one of those family day / pick your own fruit with your own bag events at the orchards; that'd require either carrying her or pushing her around in a stroller and Becky doesn't have the spoons for that kind of effort. You can't bring Hannah to the beach, because that'd require actually paying attention to make sure she doesn't eat a handful of sand, glass, dead squid that washed up on shore, or crawl her way into the waves and fucking drown; watching your little bundle of pride and joy is too much fucking effort. That little bitch can fucking wait at home while Becky goes out to make a new lightsaber and eat $500 lobster bisque or whatever the fuck goes on at Disneyland.

I’m no prude, and I don’t think parents need to abandon their hobbies once a kid enters the picture — but that means like, still going to concerts or mimosa brunch. It doesn’t mean being a degenerate whore and bringing strangers from the internet to slapping you while your child is awake and being neglected.

It also usually involves having a good relationship with your parents / your child's grandparents. Grandparents usually enjoy having a grandchild around, and if mom and dad want to have a date night and hit up the Slipknot concert or go wine and cheese tasting in Shasta or just run off to Tahoe for a weekend; they're usually okay with watching their progeny. But what does Becky have; she wrote her adopted parents who loved and cared for her off, Hannah isn't biologically Jackson's, and while I'm sure Becky would have no problem packing Hannah into a crate and airdropping her in Germany, the cost is just too much. So what does the BPD Whore do, child neglect, it's that simple.

 

[Stinkyboy]

loling at six loads of laundry
do the wash more than once every two weeks, lazy becky

 

[lindsayfan]

becky's a BS Specialist in the Wholesale dick industry

"i am terrified to log into linkedin"

with anyone else i'd just roll my eyes but becky is such a performative drama queen i can imagine her shrieking loudly in fear as she clicks the login button

 

[Temperance]

Despite supposedly moving over to Bluesky three days ago, Becky still continues to tweet regularly.

She's only posted a handful of times in the past few days on Bluesky, and it feels a bit sinister...

Becky lamented her low follower count on Bluesky, and an older gentleman helpfully suggested that she post more baby pics.
Which is exactly what she did:

What a great idea! Post pictures of your unclothed baby on Bluesky - a den of troons, sex pests, and other weirdos. And Becky also made sure to advertise the fact that she lets her boyfriends have access to the baby. Jesus Christ...

Side-note: This Orcrist86 guy is vaguely familiar to me, but I don't remember where I've seen him before.

Spoiler

Briefly skimming through his Bluesky, I see him chatting with a few lolcow-adjacent people like Kathryn Tewson, Akiva Cohen, Mara Wilson, Chris Kluwe, and Chad Loder, so maybe he's just some kind of leftwing lolcow orbiter.


Not included here, but he also chats with an assortment of Bluesky troons, of course.

He's commented on Hannah before, btw:

 

[Tragi-Chan]

becky's a BS Specialist in the Wholesale dick industry

"i am terrified to log into linkedin"

with anyone else i'd just roll my eyes but becky is such a performative drama queen i can imagine her shrieking loudly in fear as she clicks the login button

Then continue shrieking until all three of the cucks show up and offer to buy her stuff.

 

[Baggywrinkle_v2]

loling at six loads of laundry
do the wash more than once every two weeks, lazy becky

On one hand, all the adults are so obese that one load can consist of a single day's worth of clothes. On the other, the baby doesn't wear anything. But the annoying thing about washing baby stuff, which I'm sure Becky has not experienced, is that all the items are so small that a load consists of a million things that need to be folded and put away. And you have to make sure all the velcro items are handled so you don't get a giant wad of bibs stuck together.

 

[Umaibae]

They’re in Newbury Park, so if they went only to Ventura it’s like 40. The area is mostly multi million suburbs and some farms (Somis, El Rio, Ojai). It’s more relaxed and manicured than Los Angeles county but it’s certainly not rural.

I suspect we will see her being the best parent / partner she can be (with frequent meltdowns realistically) because she wants to marry Sam and have another kid.

Newbury Park is TO — and I still would not call it rural. It’s not its own town. Ojai is over an hour away. Ventura is 20-30 mins away. I don’t want to PL, but my spouse is from the area and my in-laws live in a town by TO. I know it extremely well.

 

[6degreesofkevinbacon]

Spoiler: PL

lol, I live here

.

ETA: I was agreeing with you, anyway.

Newbury Park is TO — and I still would not call it rural. It’s not its own town. Ojai is over an hour away. Ventura is 20-30 mins away. I don’t want to PL, but my spouse is from the area and my in-laws live in a town by TO. I know it extremely well.

 

[Balldo]

Ventura is maybe an hour and a half away from her home.

They’re in Newbury Park, so if they went only to Ventura it’s like 40. The area is mostly multi million suburbs and some farms (Somis, El Rio, Ojai). It’s more relaxed and manicured than Los Angeles county but it’s certainly not rural.

Spoiler: PL

lol, I live here

.

For someone who claims to "live here" and close to the GerberHernandezKleins, you seem a little unclear how far it is from Cuck Commune to Ventura. Yes, with traffic, anything can turn into an hour and a half. But a typical trip from Newbury Park to Ventura should take about 25 minutes. I find it odd that someone who "lives there" would think they are 90 minutes apart. Honestly, I was disappointed that some posters here were shitting on you immediately as I definitely want more details and am glad you came here to share. Maybe you just suck at geography?

Oh, and to the poster who brought up Monterey Park, confusing it with Newbury Park, that is much further east. Also, while it's fair to say that they live in a boring, manicured suburb, they are about as far on the West edge of the LA metro as you can get and there are areas very close to them that I definitely think qualify as "rural".

 

[proteus4994]

Since we’re talking about SoCal, can I say, as someone who lives extremely close to Disneyland and has two young children, and thus has been there several times, I don’t fucking get it. It’s loud, expensive, the rides mostly suck, everything is trying to squeeze money out of you, the attendants (other than the costumed characters) don’t even seem like they really want to be there, and you can pretty much ride every interesting ride in a single day if you hit it on a good day (which, for a local, shouldn’t be hard). Also, the merchandise is either cheap and shoddy, or overly expensive and not very interesting unless you need a 33rd Mickey shirt.

It takes all of my “spoons” to deal with it for a single day, I cannot imagine someone wanting to go there over and over again.

edit: if you live in Ventura, there’s at least four other amusement parks roughly the same distance as Disney if not closer (California Adventure, Six Flags, Universal, and Knotts), and I’d argue all of them except Knotts are better than Disney, and at least Knotts is like 60% the price of the other parks.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I grew up close enough to Disneyland that I never paid once to go from birth to about 20. Everyone knew several someones who worked there who could sign you in or had a free pass laying around.

As an adult, I've gone and paid for it exactly once. Maybe it's just because I got used to going for free, but that shit is a massive rip-off, and if you have small kids they will probably have way more fun going to a cool playground or beach/lake. I don't begrudge Becky not taking Hannah to Disneyland, but maybe only because I don't understand Disneyland anymore.

That said, take your kid to the beach, Becky! The lake! There's so many cute parks in your area! Please don't make that kid's entire life outside the house Trader Joe's and Temple during the High Holy Days.

 

[proteus4994]

That said, take your kid to the beach, Becky! The lake! There's so many cute parks in your area! Please don't make that kid's entire life outside the house Trader Joe's and Temple during the High Holy Days.

Becky isn’t taking Hannah to Disneyland for Hannah. When Griffith Park has Elsa and overpriced handbags, maybe Hannah has a shot.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't begrudge Becky not taking Hannah to Disneyland, but maybe only because I don't understand Disneyland anymore.

I do when she goes there just for herself. She's a horrible person. Not for Disneyland in particular if she weren't there all the goddamn time herself, but for not taking Hannah fucking ANYWHERE and just letting her lie around with no clothes on, like a prop doll to show to her pedophile kink hookups.

 

[Sigmahat]

Is there a THC equivalent to fetal alcohol syndrome? Maybe she'll outgrow it, but the kid's got an AI-generated Lego set thing going on.

Took the family to Disney last year. The kids loved it. The adults mostly didn't enjoy the experience. Amusement parks aren't about adults- you put up with it as long as the kids are having a good time. I don't get the appeal of repeated visits in the same year.

 

[I Just Want To Read]

Is there a THC equivalent to fetal alcohol syndrome? Maybe she'll outgrow it, but the kid's got an AI-generated Lego set thing going on.

I googled it out of curiousity:

Past studies have shown the use of marijuana during pregnancy is linked to low birth weight, impulsivity, hyperactivity, attention issues and other cognitive and behavioral issues in children, according to the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. There’s even a connection to autism. A 2020 study found that women who used weed during pregnancy were 1.5 times more likely to have a child with autism.

Becky is going to be thrilled.

 

[Temperance]

Yom Kippur (the holiest day of the year in Judaism) started yesterday evening and will end today at nightfall. For observant Jews, it's a day of fasting, prayer, and repentance.

At the bare minimum, you're supposed to refrain from eating & drinking, and it's also common to not use any electronics... So, who wants to bet that Becky is still pigging out & doing whatever the hell she wants? Place your bets now!

She's allegedly observing it:



But she's obviously still using electronics. Today, on Yom Kippur, Becky felt the need to tweet about how white people are embarrassing:


Annnnnd... she's apparently pigging out on Taco Bell.

And likely still doing bong hits, which is also prohibited.

Never change, Becky.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky will do anything to avoid taking care of her baby, even having sex with Jackson, who she has previously been repulsed by touching. And how dare anyone tell her that getting up to feed your baby is part of parenting?



Becky would totally babysit but for some reason no one has ever asked her.




Becky's newest retcon about her childhood: she was "parentified" and is basically the mom of a bunch of her nieces (who she has never, ever spoken about before).

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Becky will do anything to avoid taking care of her baby, even having sex with Jackson, who she has previously been repulsed by touching. And how dare anyone tell her that getting up to feed your baby is part of parenting?

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Becky would totally babysit but for some reason no one has ever asked her.


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Becky's newest retcon about her childhood: she was "parentified" and is basically the mom of a bunch of her nieces (who she has never, ever spoken about before).

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Woman who doesn’t feed, clothe, change, play with, leave the house with, or exercise discretion in who she brings around her kid says kids are defenseless. Bitch posts about screaming and melting down when her kid giggles and brags about never caring for her, if she had friends with kids i doubt anybody would be lining up to swap date nights with her lol.

 

[unexpected onions]

This useless cuck can't put down his phone even when he's supposed to play with the baby.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

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This useless cuck can't put down his phone even when he's supposed to play with the baby.

Hey, those OF whores aren't going to reply guy themselves.