Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Schpoots]

I don't want them to stream everyday. Go back to your previous style of building up good content and then doing a show.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Regarding gaming streams, they could do well with Dustborn having Andy play it and PPP ranting and losing his mind in the background. They floated around the idea of playing it in one of the latest streams. It would be entertaining in the same way as Null streams playing those lesbian walking simulators.

 

[MilkSports_2018]

I think they can make gaming streams work, the Chained Together stream was really good even if you disregard DSP. They just need to find something that will make for an entertaining show, that PPP is really interested in. Maybe Warski should make an additional gaming kick channel where he can do low-key editing/game-dev/gaming streams, which can find their own audience. He has so much to say about games that it's easier for him to make references to objects based on real world things rather than the real world things themselves, and Subcultured was a big hit, I'm sure he can make it big.

Gaming streams are boring, gaming is what most people do while their show plays on the second screen.

The only fun gaming stream they did (imo) was the baldur's gate 2 stuff where ppp would equate various characters to sektur celebs like ralph.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Gaming streams are boring, gaming is what most people do while their show plays on the second screen.

The only fun gaming stream they did (imo) was the baldur's gate 2 stuff where ppp would equate various characters to sektur celebs like ralph.

It's just a matter of effort and how much the game allows for commentary, I think. I've watched japanese v-tubers play stuff like GTA and Getting Over It and been thoroughly entertained. There's three types of good gaming streams: role-playing, sperging about the game to an audience who are also autistic (pro or anti, must match) about the game, and competition (fighting games, like Andy vs Metokur on tekken).

The problem with the SH2 stream was that it was the second type, except to an audience who were largely negative about the game or just didn't care about Silent Hill, and with a co-host whose biggest flaw is being unable to feign interest. It just didn't work. The Chained Together and BG2 streams worked because they were essentially combinations of 1 and 3, which allows the hosts to be entertaining through their commentary or exaggerated acting even if the audience doesn't care about video games. KC can pull off 1 and 3 if they find a game Ashton cares about enough to stream, or they can do 2, which is clearly what Warski is interested in, but they have to find a game they can simply rip apart and comment on, like Dustborn, Life is Strange, or YIKK. Nothing with large amounts of repetitive gameplay, something with tons of story and dialogue that can be ridiculed.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

They got lucky last year with the Mama JF thing. That and there was more Ralph and Nick content. The Styx situation cropped up, but there isn't as much to cover with it since he has been pretty quiet about what happened. They either need to find a new cow or they need to cut back on the streams. Given they set up a prize for the highest weekly donor, I suspect they were expecting to bring in a lot more money this year. But unless they surprise us with something they've been holding in reserve, it seems like they blew their load early and didn't bother to prepare other segments for the month.

Andy seems like he really wants to make the gaming streams work, but only his pay pigs really want to watch that shit.

There is a relatively untapped Gold mine of content if they decided to Alog TRS (Sven has monthly breakdowns basically going on his period) and they are Cows to rival Fuentes (just with the paywall the only people who Alog them is TASOWN: The Absolute State of White Nationalism)

Watching Cog is like watching a hamster screaming at every minute inconvenience. Sure it's funny at first but it gets really fucking boring really fast. Watching Cog also makes you glad that your not Cog who has to shit in a bucket and cross dress as his Indian po wife for clicks. Watching Cog is a reminder that life can get worse. Don't watch Cog and don't end up like Cog.

The Grimsby Chippie segment was so good, probably one of the hardest I've laughed during the Casino

 

[repentance]

The costumes are really entertaining and they obviously put some serious effort into coming up with ideas.

The days when I'm willing to watch anyone stream everyday or to stream for more than a couple of hours maximum are long gone, though.

 

[owed to joy]

Andy seems like he really wants to make the gaming streams work, but only his pay pigs really want to watch that shit.

His pushing the hawk tuah and rogan comedian cast of cows seems like an uncreative attempt to break into normie content to maximize on the increased viewership.

 

[SuffahWhorse]

I like Kino Casino but October needs to step it up. If they're trying to stretch out content for the whole month by adding these prolonged boring segments of nontent, gaming and 30 minutes of intro music, you'd think they wouldn't need to take 2 days off before we're even 1/3 through the month. I understand it's tough to stream a good show every single day 4-6 hours per day, but then why promise it.

Yeah they said they were gonna stream every day of October right? Not that it wasn't already obvious that was never going to pan out considering their flaky track record and the fact that they would somehow need to scrounge up 30 days in a row of content.

They either need to find a new cow or they need to cut back on the streams.

How many times in the past few months have they promised another Daniel Larson segment? Why don't they cover other cows like Patrick Tomlinson? There's lots of other cows to be milked if they would actually broaden their pastures, but they seem uninterested.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

There is a relatively untapped Gold mine of content if they decided to Alog TRS (Sven has monthly breakdowns basically going on his period) and they are Cows to rival Fuentes (just with the paywall the only people who Alog them is TASOWN: The Absolute State of White Nationalism)

Are there any a-logs of TRS worth watching at the moment? Almost every retard I've met in WN spaces has been a TRS fan, both deranged and incoherent in what their ideology and standards for other people are (one woman said that there's no point in Sargon spreading talking points against mass immigration if he didn't know the difference between a Yoruba and a Bantu on sight), while constantly considering themselves the true hidden face of white nationalism that's going to take over any day now. All they seem to do is a-log right wing people who are actually successful, like Mersh but even more irrelevant.

How many times in the past few months have they promised another Daniel Larson segment? Why don't they cover other cows like Patrick Tomlinson? There's lots of other cows to be milked if they would actually broaden their pastures, but they seem uninterested.

They're probably never going do Daniel Larson or a lot of horrorcow style cows, they cannot tolerate anyone more disgusting that Ralph. Them going after the stand-up comedy scene may genuinely be a better idea, since Andy knows as much about that stuff as PPP does about lolcow lore.

 

[Local Fed]

His pushing the hawk tuah and rogan comedian cast of cows seems like an uncreative attempt to break into normie content to maximize on the increased viewership.

Tardski has always seemed like he wanted to go more mainstream, for clout reasons just as much as financial ones. He comes across like he wants normal e-celeb status and wants more in that regard than just being a notable sektur e-celeb.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Warski seems to do pretty well in a controlled enviorment. He has to be very careful not to let his thin skin show too much. It was starting to creep in a bit on the Silent Hill stream when he was snapping back at negative comments on the game. You get a better glimpse into his true personality when he's in the zone like that. PPP is a lot better at letting things just roll off even messing with the chat and starting shit for fun. Warski on the other hand gets a bit too defensive and it's a trap he falls into often.

There have been a few shows where he gets distracted focused on one negative comment in the chat and PPP has to wrangle him back in. It's definitely something he has to work on.

 

[Quintus]

Warski seems to do pretty well in a controlled enviorment. He has to be very careful not to let his thin skin show too much. It was starting to creep in a bit on the Silent Hill stream when he was snapping back at negative comments on the game.

He banned my first kick account because I said FF16 looked shitty while he was playing it lol. So yeah him doing stuff like that is pretty normal for him.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

There have been a few shows where he gets distracted focused on one negative comment in the chat and PPP has to wrangle him back in. It's definitely something he has to work on.

Some of the best classic casino moments were when the chat got under Warski's skin, he would just explode. My favourite clip is when people were criticizing him for the abortion and he got so angry that even PPP was silent for a while lol

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Andy is probably at his strongest when he's the butt of the joke. One of my favorite more recent moments of the show was when they were going over the Dick Masterson simp texts and he so badly wanted to play Jamie Lynn Hughes. He then started reading her bits with this cursed "girl voice" and the chat started felting him pretty hard with "Troonski" and "Trandy" comments. Him then going "I'm making people horny in the chat, fawken staaaawwp c-c-calling me Troonski, it makes me mad" gets me every single time, like whoa buddy, what did you think was going to happen?

 

[OnetoKill]

https://x.com/PoweroftheTruth/status/1844207965064266019?t=Z0F3685RonIJxyk2Dq8-1g&s=19

Between that and "Guntbusting" stream where they explain whole Ralph lore to King Phil, there's gonna be plenty of KINO in coming weeks.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Some of the best classic casino moments were when the chat got under Warski's skin, he would just explode. My favourite clip is when people were criticizing him for the abortion and he got so angry that even PPP was silent for a while lol

Yeah, but there's a difference between him knowing that it's just teasing and people actually shitting on him.
He's got the thinnest skin of almost anyone in this corner of the Internet, and PPP being an expert wrangler, combined with the ability to hermitically lock down chat and little to no dono texts is the only reason it's not showing any more than it is.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I respect them for going hard on the daily costume streams, but anyone could see that this is a bad idea. To paraphrase Redbar: if you stream every day, you not only run out of content, but you lose the ability to form new thoughts about said content.

I wish Jack Doherty would have died. He's the embodiment of everything wrong with the zoomers.

Imagine them struggling to say anything nice about him at his funeral lmao!

they were made for the wario and waluigi

It's mega kino.

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong could work too

I was thinking King K. Rool for PPP!

 

[Quintus]

Yeah, but there's a difference between him knowing that it's just teasing and people actually shitting on him.
He's got the thinnest skin of almost anyone in this corner of the Internet, and PPP being an expert wrangler, combined with the ability to hermitically lock down chat and little to no dono texts is the only reason it's not showing any more than it is.

Lol I still remember watching the Jub the Nub rants. Andy getting trashed on boxed wine and screaming at some random guy in chat who was making fun of him. A shame that a lot of those early streams are gone.

 

[porkWellington]

> No content
> Repeating shit Josh already covered weeks ago
> Not doing a month-straight of shows like they promised
> Warski keeps having issues with his "nose"
> Pedophile fans being busted
> Paypigs and capos being doxxed as Grindr account havers
> PPP needing a "vacation" (life-saving surgery because he's fat)
> Ralph live, chat going wild

Kino Casino bros it's over, Ralphamales are back in charge.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Imagine them struggling to say anything nice about him at his funeral lmao!

His dad: Ummm, he gave me five bucks once... I had to pay him back ten. Fuck that little shit, he better leave us all the money in his will.