Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Lavender Moth]

I am stunned Furry Found Footage/Aurelina doesn’t have a thread here yet

Probably because he's big on pulling a DFE at the slightest whiff of drama.



I will say that, despite him deleting it, the internet hasn't forgotten about that time when he posed with a gaggle of underage girls while in his inflatable murrsuit and subsequently referred to them as "bitches" (remember that this man taught English to children overseas) in the photo post and also making creepy comments about their love for athletics in the even creepier follow up. Very normal behavior from someone very safe to have your kids around, surely.

 

[Temperance]

Wasn't sure where else to post this, so I'll do it here:

While checking in on Ash Coyote (the furry Youtuber/Documentarian who recently talked about the huge number of "Babyfurs" running furry events and complained about Furaffinity banning pedo content), I found something interesting.
https://bsky.app/profile/tofte.bsky.social/post/3l5wlcazq242p



So... this "Tofte" guy is apparently a college professor, and he's openly teaching his students about furry shit. As part of this, he has included a furry fandom documentary made by Ash Coyote (aka Ash Kreis) as part of the course work, and now it sounds likely that Ash Coyote himself will be invited to come talk to the class.

I had a hard time believing this at first, but it turns out that "Tofte" doesn't even try to hide his real-life identity, and it all seems to be true.

"Tofte Alpaca", aka Christopher Polt, an Associate Professor at Boston College.
https://bsky.app/profile/tofte.bsky.social

Info on him openly incorporating furry shit into his college classes:
https://howiecarrshow.com/boston-college-professor-brings-furries-to-class/ [Archive]

This semester, the administration gave Polt free rein to implement “Fursuit Fridays” in the Catholic university classroom. Polt shared photos on his Twitter, claiming February 23 was “the most amazing class” he’s ever had.

Polt explained that for one assignment, he required his students to create “fursonas”—in other words, submit a description of themselves as furries. Afterword, he brought the students cakes reading, “Sorry for making you furries.”

https://www.theblaze.com/news/furries-boston-college-professor-lecture-fursonas [Archive]

Boston College professor brings furries into classroom, instructs literature students to make their own 'fursonas'

https://www.fangfeatherandfin.com/author/tofte-alpaca/ [Archive]

Tofte Alpaca (he/him) is an Associate Professor of Classical Studies at Boston College, where he teaches courses on Greek, Latin, and ancient Mediterranean civilizations. His favorite course to teach is “Beast Literature,” which he developed to explore anthropomorphic and talking animals in ancient, Medieval European, and modern cultures.

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He deleted his Twitter account recently, so here are some archives:
https://web.archive.org/web/20230601000000*/https://twitter.com/cbpolt
https://archive.is/https://twitter.com/cbpolt*

Jesus Christ... just skim through this, for example. Even more bizarre when you consider that Boston College is supposed to be Catholic.

Spoiler: Lol

Even with universities commonly being pozzed these days, I didn't expect to find something this egregious.
The strange thing (and the main reason I'm posting this...) is that this guy has never been mentioned on KF before, at least from what I can tell from the search results.

 

[Noebel]

The above character is a "German Shepherd" furry from a bad copaganda gooner comic Pinkkecleon has called Swallow My Bullet

Sorry for unearthing a discussion that we moved past, but I hope it's still fresh enough. So, I expressed scepticism about that comic having extensive glorification of the police. But I did not knew for sure. Knowing that you could be wrong on the internet is worse than knowing that you are wrong on the internet. Today I was particularly not bysy, so I've red it.

Spoiler: short synopsis if someone's interested

Main character is that german shepherd girl. She doesn't know what to do with her life, so she joins the police. She does some police stuff and finds herself a boyfriend. They were starting to think about getting married. But said boyfriend really wanted to have kids, and she wanted to keep working. So the boyfriend blackmails a doctor so he would either(didn't caught that part) spike her scedulled anti-estrus injection(because furries on duty supposed to have those) with something, or just administer plain saline solution instead of it. When she gets home he tries to have unprotected sex with her. She says "no". He tries to force himself on her. She puts a .38 in his head. The end.

I'm not the most media-literate person out there, so my analysis might be flawed, but I have not seen any particular glorification of the police. The only outtake I got is "if you join forces, you'd see and would have to deal with some shit". Unless I'm missing something, I feel validated in my initial scepticism.

Sidenote: I need a cultural consultation from somebody who's american. Is sovereign citizen like a nigga moment for white people?

 

[Corn Flakes]

Is sovereign citizen like a nigga moment for white people?

If would be, but an alarming amount of black people also do the sovereign citizen bullshit so I don't think it counts.

 

[AnOminous]

If would be, but an alarming amount of black people also do the sovereign citizen bullshit so I don't think it counts.

A lot of those black sovcits are what are called Moorish sovcits. Their legal maneuvers are usually straight sovcit but with added kangz lore.

 

[Clanner Scum]

A lot of those black sovcits are what are called Moorish sovcits. Their legal maneuvers are usually straight sovcit but with added kangz lore.

Under what lawful law? What GROUNZ do you have for that?

 

[Moonglade Feral Druid]

The shilling will continue with 5 dollar stickers.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

I feel awful for Dragoneer's cat.

 

[Chrono Legion]

"Tofte Alpaca", aka Christopher Polt, an Associate Professor at Boston College.

Now I know what he's teaching is probably a fool being parted from their money to ever enroll in, economical viability speaking, but I really find it sickening that a prof can just impose that. Was anyone able to opt out of the furry shit without consequence or was this full on coercion at this point? That's what I want to know honestly. I think with how soon he privated his shit he was trying to hide from the administration though, so he was probably feeling the heat of impending consequences for his actions.

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Now I know what he's teaching is probably a fool being parted from their money to ever enroll in, economical viability speaking, but I really find it sickening that a prof can just impose that. Was anyone able to opt out of the furry shit without consequence or was this full on coercion at this point? That's what I want to know honestly. I think with how soon he privated his shit he was trying to hide from the administration though, so he was probably feeling the heat of impending consequences for his actions.

I would feel uncomfortable knowing that he prolly had sex in that costume. That's fetish gear as far as I'm concerned. Anyone who's stupid enough to be a furry isn't smart enough to be my professor.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

Unfortunately not the first I've heard of a furry professor who's worn his fursuit to a class.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

"Quadrobers, furries and therianthropes undermined “the traditional values and norms of society” and should be banned in the same way that the promotion of gender reassignment was, Volynets wrote."

 

[Chrono Legion]

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"Quadrobers, furries and therianthropes undermined “the traditional values and norms of society” and should be banned in the same way that the promotion of gender reassignment was, Volynets wrote."

They're correct but also not. I think furry the fandom as a whole is largely almost all LGBT propaganda these days but the fetishes and attractions they inflict into the impressionable are often far more agnostic. It's weird how easy it is to profile who is which, if they attend conventions and wear fursuits that look like the ones in that photo (You would have to be pretty out of touch to see those as worth the price) then yes they are probably fully in the LGBT activist zone. The people that aren't usually don't even own fursuits and definitely don't bother with conventions unless their only objective there is to sell shit and leave.

So basically depending on their level of conformity and "patriotism" to the fandom is the chances. Lifestylers will pretty much always be nuts.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

I will say that, despite him deleting it, the internet hasn't forgotten about that time when he posed with a gaggle of underage girls while in his inflatable murrsuit and subsequently referred to them as "bitches" (remember that this man taught English to children overseas) in the photo post and also making creepy comments about their love for athletics in the even creepier follow up. Very normal behavior from someone very safe to have your kids around, surely.

That's Further Confusion and frankly, I don't blame that suiter for having less-than-friendly words about the volleyballers.

This is one of the more peaceful interactions between Team Furry and Team Volleyball. There was to be a volleyball tournament in January of 2013 but it was scheduled the same time as FC, so curious underaged girls and sweaty fursuiters were bound to interact. Apparently FC completely booked out the hotels and so, in protest, the volleyballers camped out in front of the convention center (with actual tents and everything); San Jose PD shut that down and the volleyball parents got pissed.

Leave it to the parents of bitchy teenaged girls to out-Karen >3k furries.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

He's definitely being too creepy with the fact that they're underage girls and his projection of his fetish onto them.

 

[Lavender Moth]

I don't blame that suiter for having less-than-friendly words about the volleyballers.

He (and those in his comments) were referring to them as "bitches" in a humorously suggestive way, not a "these annoying bitches" way. His actual words about them were that they were "delightful" and in the comments of his second photo he describes them like thus: "Naturally, they were delighted to see the enormous fat zeppelin representing their inner frustration toward being pressured into physical fitness like a gateway drug to success waddling around the convention and wanted desperately to pose with her."

I don't care how annoying they are -- they're underage girls. If this was an adult team it would be a little funny in a cringe way, but these are kids, and it's fucking creepy (and a definite ) to be an adult male who stages a photo op with them in the fetish suit he shoots pornography in, and then post it to a fetish site where his followers drop comments like "This picture is so full of sexy!" or "all these hos on your dick" while giggling over the fact that they are unknowingly participating in his fetish and while making comments that imply they would love to participate in said fetish if they weren't being "pressured into physical fitness". Maybe I am too protective of children, but especially little girls in the presence of creepy AGP men, but this is not appropriate behavior, especially since he was around 26 at the time, plenty old enough to recognize this isn't appropriate.

I see Wayback is having some issues, so here are two other backups: One Two

 

[Crispy Pancake]

This is why people say to not post photos of your children online or warn children to not post photos or videos of themselves or let strange people take photos of them because it will likely end up with a situation like this where people joke about children being corrupted for a fetish or being used by someone like Smartschoolboy9. Someone is having a wank to it.

 

[Chrono Legion]

he describes them like thus: "Naturally, they were delighted to see the enormous fat zeppelin representing their inner frustration toward being pressured into physical fitness like a gateway drug to success waddling around the convention and wanted desperately to pose with her."

making comments that imply they would love to participate in said fetish if they weren't being "pressured into physical fitness".

Man, that's just such a transparently predatory line of thinking, isn't it? Does he seriously think that people who enjoy playing a physical sport have to have some kind of Freud's wet dream mental complex where they all actually prefer to be morbidly obese and they're just "repressing it" or whatever fags are so inclined to spew rhetoric on? If he does, he's a lunatic, but I think this is actually just bullshit that groomers say because it makes their PPs hard to envision everyone as inherently and inevitably being corruptible towards their own particular fetishes.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I very much enjoy hate.

 

[Soda Can]

What bugs me about the professor being authorized to teach a specialty medieval literature class is fucking all of it. If you're interested in the subject of medieval literature, and it's a fascinating subject, you'll find that it's piss difficult to find classes beyond the basics and piss expensive to take. There's a reason why the trope of literature students being well traveled pricks is a thing, cause it's true. To get a full body education, you need attend lots of studies and there aren't many people teaching it these days, largely due to cost. So, lots of world wide travel is required. You're more likely to get rolled into library sciences or a specialized area of research assistant.

And this fuck gets authorized in a very specific field of the subject, one that I would love to sit with a competent professor. The concept of anthropomorphism stretches back through most of human story telling, from crazy ass half human monsters in Irish folklore all the way back to half-human bulls fucking bitches in cave paintings. Lots of data, no organized field of study. Sounds amazing.

Nah, here's your 6 credit course in fursuit gooning. Goddamn it.