StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Wow, from louisiana.arrests.org. Archive
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Spoiler: Since there's no mugshot yet, here is a fake one

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

Get your eyes checked, this nigga looks like a dollar store Habsburg from every angle.

I have to agree with Domino(I'm guessing another woman)in her opinion on his looks and my eyes are just fine. Dude isn't attractive or ugly just a plain dorky looking hippy type. I wouldn't seek him out for a date but if I was forced to choose between him and a fat guy with a similar shitty personality I'd pick Styx. Hell if I had to choose between him, Asmongold, or The Quartering I'd probably still pick Styx. Asmongolds hairline looks like it's trying to escape his bad takes and The Quartering looks like a living soyjak

Saw this on /pol/ and I have no idea what the fuck it means
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It's making fun of the way he constantly begs his viewers for money so he can buy new gaming laptops usually Alienware for some reason. He's done it like 3 or 4 times now

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Yeah she is weird the way she says hi is fake and gay. Get the impression she is some libshit.

I'm not the best judge of character but she seems genuinely invested. Liberal? Without a doubt. She does say that she usually "believes all women" but that the accusations were so serious that she couldn't make a judgement.

Usually the type of person you see talking about dumb shit like this are shows like Kino Casino who just want to laugh at Tarl (not that I'm complaining). This very mousey liberal white woman getting upset and trying to wrap her head around this goofy shit is kind of interesting. I'd love to see her cover some of the shit Ralph has done.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I'm not the best judge of character but she seems genuinely invested. Liberal? Without a doubt. She does say that she usually "believes all women" but that the accusations were so serious that she couldn't make a judgement.

Usually the type of person you see talking about dumb shit like this are shows like Kino Casino who just want to laugh at Tarl (not that I'm complaining). This very mousey liberal white woman getting upset and trying to wrap her head around this goofy shit is kind of interesting. I'd love to see her cover some of the shit Ralph has done.

She is too sensitive to cover Ralph.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I have to agree with Domino(I'm guessing another woman)in her opinion on his looks and my eyes are just fine. Dude isn't attractive or ugly just a plain dorky looking hippy type. I wouldn't seek him out for a date but if I was forced to choose between him and a fat guy with a similar shitty personality I'd pick Styx. Hell if I had to choose between him, Asmongold, or The Quartering I'd probably still pick Styx. Asmongolds hairline looks like it's trying to escape his bad takes and The Quartering looks like a living soyjak

Just because styx isn't a literal cave goblin doesn't mean he's not a slightly dysgenic uggo nor does it make him "average" looking. Have some standards, or at least better ones than "well at least he's not ass-mong-gold".

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

Just because styx isn't a literal cave goblin doesn't mean he's not a slightly dysgenic uggo nor does it make him "average" looking. Have some standards.

I do have standards which is why I would never date him nor do I find him attractive. As I said he just looks like a dorky hippie to me...almost cartoonish. Looks are subjective I guess. I do find it funny how hard men are on the looks of other men tho. I thought that was just a female thing tbh.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Saw this on /pol/ and I have no idea what the fuck it means
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That shit gets posted every time a Styx thread appears. Whoever is posting that is still butt hurt about Styx getting a new laptop after e-begging like 100 years ago.

Get your eyes checked, this nigga looks like a dollar store Habsburg from every angle.

That’s just objectively false. Styx doesn’t have grotesque prominent features except maybe his teeth. And I’ve seen way worse. There are lots of things to critique Styx on. Focusing on his average looks just seems low effort to me.

Just because styx isn't a literal cave goblin doesn't mean he's not a slightly dysgenic uggo nor does it make him "average" looking. Have some standards, or at least better ones than "well at least he's not ass-mong-gold".

Bro, do you think average is good looking or something? Are you average? Is that it? Do you delude yourself into thinking average people are somehow attractive because (you) are average looking? Come on. Show farmers that average face of yours.

 

[You're MDNWU]

That’s just objectively false. Styx doesn’t have grotesque prominent features except maybe his teeth. And I’ve seen way worse. There are lots of things to critique Styx on. Focusing on his average looks just seems low effort to me.

He looks like an AIDs infested rat that doesn’t shower. Dollar store hippie that decided to start wearing all black because he let some gay owl fuck him in the ass.

He is not average. He is below average. If you think he’s average with his only bad feature being his teeth, you’re ugly as shit and coping yourself.

Or are you another spiteful one time fuck of his that he promised marriage to?

Or maybe even Julian? Are you back, evading the thread ban?

 

[Godmode]

It's making fun of the way he constantly begs his viewers for money so he can buy new gaming laptops usually Alienware for some reason. He's done it like 3 or 4 times now

You'd think the owl demon could build this nigger a new laptop instead of e-begging/grifting.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Get your eyes checked, this nigga looks like a dollar store Habsburg from every angle.

I agree, he is extremely ugly, unkempt and looks like he stinks. Men with long hair who don't take care of it are fucking vile. It looks so frizzy and is full of dandruff.




Seriously he looks like he has some genetic defect, like his genes were spliced with a rat on accident. Also why does he always show his hairy holocaust survivor body? Button up.

 

[Spodermon]

when you get mogged by a nondescript placeholder silhouette who's more chad than you are...

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[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Men with long hair who don't take care of it are fucking vile.

He looks like a scuffed Russell Brand, and he's already pretty scuffed to begin with.

 

[Godmode]

Morgan J has posted her review of the Julian's text message. It is kind of amusing for a short bit. But she does become a bit tedious.

* She says that she doesn't believe that she doesn't believe a certain website mentioned is youtube safe. (lol)
* She blurred out the top of Samantha's bruise picture (I am pretty sure that is her arm & hand, not underboob).
* She seems to be afraid of everything, except for saying the word fuck.
* Everyone needs to respect all religions because of the first amendment so nobody should be posting bad things about any religion in her comments. First Amendment will be respected. Of course she has trouble reading & skips over Julian's religious language.

The real question is how long until Tarl flies Morgan out to Vermont and fuck her/him (is Morgan a biological female?)

 

[Lidl Drip]

He looks like a scuffed Russell Brand, and he's already pretty scuffed to begin with.

Russel Brand at least has good bone structure although he also tries to look as unkempt and disgusting as possible similar to Styx. I just know these men who can't even be assed to groom regularly stink to high heavens. No way does someone who doesn't get his hair cut every few weeks take the time to shower daily.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

I don't think Styx throwing the cellphone at her was bad enough to call the cops.

But all of the controlling manipulative behavior would have me running for the door. If you think you need the state to solve your relationship problems, it is well past over.

"I can fix him." lol.

For a woman, solving the Styx problem is easy. Just leave.

Even for Elisabeth, even though she has a kid with him. A divorce would be a little self respect. The extra money isn't worth it. Finding employment is better than faking that you are playing house for a couple of weeks every 6 months. Styx is considering coming back over to the Netherlands for longer than that claiming that he is fixed now and staying off the booze. The booze is not Styx's only problem.

But I get it. All of this shitty behavior isn't boring. They love the high drama. Styx is the eternal problem, that they cannot solve.

I prefer my excitement to come from life adventures, not use and abuse of myself.

If you stay with Styx, you get what you deserve.

 

[anscochrome]

I agree, he is extremely ugly, unkempt and looks like he stinks. Men with long hair who don't take care of it are fucking vile. It looks so frizzy and is full of dandruff.

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Seriously he looks like he has some genetic defect, like his genes were spliced with a rat on accident. Also why does he always show his hairy holocaust survivor body? Button up.

Just goes to show that P.T. Barnum is never defeated

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Yeah she is weird the way she says hi is fake and gay. Get the impression she is some libshit.

She's Libertarian and an Intersectional Feminist and allergic to corn. Also she's literally autistic and not putting on an act if that's what you're thinking.
She mostly does videos on her special interests for her dozens of viewers, but now her drama videos get thousands of views and she's probably getting more hate she ever had to deal with.
She's adorable and fragile and I hope Farmers at least will not send her bad vibes.

 

[[TWU]]

The real question is how long until Tarl flies Morgan out to Vermont and fuck her/him (is Morgan a biological female?)

Well now (skip to 2:45 if timestamp didn't stick)

 

[Lukie]

She's Libertarian and an Intersectional Feminist and allergic to corn. Also she's literally autistic and not putting on an act if that's what you're thinking.
She mostly does videos on her special interests for her dozens of viewers, but now her drama videos get thousands of views and she's probably getting more hate she ever had to deal with.
She's adorable and fragile and I hope Farmers at least will not send her bad vibes.

>TFW no sweet autistic plump gf

That's the kind of woman you want to toughen up and protect from the world and stinky hapa, libtard, owl worshipping child murders.

 

[Atton Risk]

I don't think Styx throwing the cellphone at her was bad enough to call the cops.

But all of the controlling manipulative behavior would have me running for the door. If you think you need the state to solve your relationship problems, it is well past over.

"I can fix him." lol.

For a woman, solving the Styx problem is easy. Just leave.

Even for Elisabeth, even though she has a kid with him. A divorce would be a little self respect. The extra money isn't worth it. Finding employment is better than faking that you are playing house for a couple of weeks every 6 months. Styx is considering coming back over to the Netherlands for longer than that claiming that he is fixed now and staying off the booze. The booze is not Styx's only problem.

But I get it. All of this shitty behavior isn't boring. They love the high drama. Styx is the eternal problem, that they cannot solve.

I prefer my excitement to come from life adventures, not use and abuse of myself.

If you stay with Styx, you get what you deserve.

You can rest assured that when the call of duty comes, the average woman will be entirely absent.