Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[glitterglue]

Im like 10 pages late on this, so dont further the topic if you dont care.

I compliment my male coworkers all the time. But the best advice I have to do it to make them not pop a stiffy is to sound bored.

like question "did you change boots/shoes?"
yea
"looks good" and get distracted by phone.

or

(im genuinely looking at the dudes trying to see if their hair changed)
*stare*
did you get a hair cut?
yeah, i got it a few days ago.
oh nice, looks good. *phone/walk away*

That is really good advice. But it happend too many times, and I feel it is safer to just grey stone them.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

No party like a Diddy party. LeBron should join the WNBA next.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

It’s weird how the “existing” thing is exclusive to troons. Every other minority group would say “they hate me for being black/gay/Jewish/whatever.” It’s only the troons who say “they hate me for existing.”

If you're calling someone a nigger, faggot, or kike, you implicitly accept that they are black/gay/jewish.

But “gender” is bullshit to gender criticals.

The retort to “they hate me for being trans” is “You’re not trans, gender is fake, you’re male, YWNBAW.”

Which is instant psychic damage to the troon.

To avoid this, they have bake their ideology into the premise: I am trans, and they hate me for existing.

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why does transphobia from women actually hurt?​

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a man is transphobic? cool that's expected of them, idc
anymore. but a woman? ok now i'm actually upset. idk it
just feels like a betrayal. i saw a comment on tiktok from an
woman saying that she feels like trans women r "making
fun of and mocking real women" and that comment had
over 5 thousand likes. 5 thousand people saw that and
agreed, and while i'm sure plenty of the ppl who liked that
comment were men, there were women in the replies
agreeing and now i can't stop thinking abt it.
like i'm just doing what's most comfortable for me, im not
making fun of or mocking anyone. i'm literally just trying to
exist in a way that feels comfortable. and i understand it
takes SO much ignorance to think that we're mocking or
making fun of cis women but idk it's transphobia like that,
that actually upsets me for some reason. and anytime a
woman is transphobic it always hurts more, even if they
say the exact same shit that men do, it always hurts more
coming from women.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

So many L's here to unpack. First, I had to look up was on earth RSD was, never heard of it before and I'm as terminally online as the rest of us. Apparently it stands for Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria: "Rejection sensitive dysphoria (RSD) is when you experience severe emotional pain because of a failure or feeling rejected" per the Cleveland clinic. Great, another fake diagnosis for them all to start self-diagnosing with.

Second, raise your hand if you actually see any hips on this MFer. No? Me either. The hourglass symbol, I just can't.

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Is it spooky season?

Judging by lack of comments, guessing no, not spooky season

I’ll be honest, I’ve been fighting a bad case of RSD that reared up. Yes I’m thirsting for compliments / feelings of being wanted and needed. In my day life with some recent events, I’m lacking. Sorry you all.

@Reborn_Cat_Mom They are intimidated by your hotness.

@kelidanovus it’s the hips. So spooky!

@Hannah NGL they drew my eyes too.

Spoiler: Spooky up close

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Ned, please, stop trying to wear your wife's clothes. Bill needs you to come into the office this weekend to cover Carol's shift

 

[glitterglue]

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Thread Tax:

why does transphobia from women actually hurt?​

Spoiler: post text

a man is transphobic? cool that's expected of them, idc
anymore. but a woman? ok now i'm actually upset. idk it
just feels like a betrayal. i saw a comment on tiktok from an
woman saying that she feels like trans women r "making
fun of and mocking real women" and that comment had
over 5 thousand likes. 5 thousand people saw that and
agreed, and while i'm sure plenty of the ppl who liked that
comment were men, there were women in the replies
agreeing and now i can't stop thinking abt it.
like i'm just doing what's most comfortable for me, im not
making fun of or mocking anyone. i'm literally just trying to
exist in a way that feels comfortable. and i understand it
takes SO much ignorance to think that we're mocking or
making fun of cis women but idk it's transphobia like that,
that actually upsets me for some reason. and anytime a
woman is transphobic it always hurts more, even if they
say the exact same shit that men do, it always hurts more
coming from women.

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This mf is an incel deluxe and he vent-posts about how jealous he is of pretty girls constantly.

He havent transitioned either so he looks like a normal dude.

Im gonna add him to my watchlist, because my bet is he is either gonna kill some girl, or kill himself.

This made me laugh.

 

[darknation]

Why saint do I pray to to remove the word boypregnant from my memory?

Try Pope John VII, the Patron Saint of memory amholes.

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

This made me laugh.
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The faces he's making reminds me of those videos of people blowing raspberries in slow motion

 

[Xev]

All that guy did was shave his beard off and make dumb faces. He got ripped off on those hormones.

 

[Positron]

Challenge accepted.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

He has posted one of those all-time classic before/after photos where he's basically just shaved and put on lippy, that's it. (Also gone the wrong way with glasses imho)

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He's literally just putting lipstick on a pig. Death before Detransition

I'm beginning to support those Suicide Boxes from Futurama or the Suicide Center from Soylent Green. Maybe instead of seeing the beautiful land that no longer existed in Soylent Green Troons can see A.I. pics of them as little girls and going to prom and wearing a wedding dress all the things they didn't get to experience in life as they drift off into hell because no way are there troons in Heaven it's Paradise and let's not forget their parents Dead Naming their graves.

 

[stupid frog]

He's also the one that claimed HRT gave him a "feminine gait" and changed his hips, while he looks exactly the same.

I know exactly what retard this is now. He wouldn't shut up about how "his hips totally changed to female" or whatever.

why does transphobia from women actually hurt?

THE TRANNY FEARS THE TERF
THEY CRY OUT AS THEY STRIKE YOU

 

[Narinder]

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Try hard to sound female, fail massively. So much cope and delusion. I feel like the trannies all think if it’s illegal to suggest they aren’t whatever it is they think they are that it’ll manifest."

"Got insta clocked during game."
Wonder what caused it.
"I was playing Valorant-"
Tranny. Instantly. Wouldn't even need to hear them speak.


I don't think trannies realize why that scene is funny. It's not funny because the woman isn't a woman. It's not transphobic because everybody is puking. It's funny because everybody puking implies she fucked *everybody.* Including the animals.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

It’s weird how the “existing” thing is exclusive to troons. Every other minority group would say “they hate me for being black/gay/Jewish/whatever.” It’s only the troons who say “they hate me for existing.”

Because their entire lives revolve around their "identity". Denying said "identity" is the same as saying they don't exist, because because they have nothing else to cling to. They are empty inside.

 

[Evilronald]

"Got insta clocked during game."
Wonder what caused it.
"I was playing Valorant-"
Tranny. Instantly. Wouldn't even need to hear them speak.
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I don't think trannies realize why that scene is funny. It's not funny because the woman isn't a woman. It's not transphobic because everybody is puking. It's funny because everybody puking implies she fucked *everybody.* Including the animals.

Only a tranny feels the need to engage with obvious minors in video games. Real women aren’t going into voice chat to prove that they’re an actual woman.

 

[Cuckoman]

This mf is an incel deluxe and he vent-posts about how jealous he is of pretty girls constantly.

He havent transitioned either so he looks like a normal dude.

Im gonna add him to my watchlist, because my bet is he is either gonna kill some girl, or kill himself.

This made me laugh.
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He should have kept the beard.
It is the only picture where he does not look like a sex-offender.

In the beard picture, he surely could have been laid by an actual woman if he just
worked about on being less autistic. But now he is a "trans-woman" and any
"getting laid by a woman" will not be consentual and have him end up in prison.

Autism to troon to prison pipeline is real.

 

[MaximKnight76]

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No party like a Diddy party. LeBron should join the WNBA next.

Wait is this real ?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Wait is this real ?

It wouldn’t surprise me if Diddy was screwing screwing with him via ai/photo edits. It’s missing one of his tattoos and it’s at least modified. I just thought it was funny but no doubt some people out there will be convinced he’s a closeted tranny. But the fact that he was hanging out with Diddy is going to make him look bad regardless.

 

[msd]

Men should really start complimenting each other.

I used to be very generous with Compliments and kindness towards men, but 9/10 time, this earnd me a stalker or a complete chimpout about "leading someone on".

I think women are afraid to compliment men because of this. It is taken as interest the majority of the time.

I do, since we get alot of bikers and native Americans through my town, I'm usually complimenting long hair and beards.

Mainly because they're glorious manes, and should he complimented, and most times they put alot of work taking care of them.

Also shirts, with comic shit, because I'm a fag who loves comics

 

[Dick Johnson]

Homeless on Reddit. In a red state.
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i was in her office explaining my current situation with homelessness and the general stress of being a trans woman in a red state during these times. things are just straight up fucking hard right now and i really needed to just vent to someone and she was who i just started dumping on. she told me that before she started working at the clinic i get hrt from, she had no idea how bad trans people have it.

she started to cry, and told me how much she loves me and cares about me and trans people. that her heart hurts for us and that she sees how beautiful and powerful we really are.

i started sobbing. i’ve never had a cis person ever give me this kind of validation or understanding, let alone have them cry for me. she gave me her number and told me to call her if i ever need anything, a place to stay, dinner, or even just to visit.

there really are good allies out there. it’s hard to feel or see sometimes, but there are people who will shed tears for us, who see what we go through, who humanize and love us.

it was a reminder i desperately needed

Reddit -- Archive
Lots of responses.
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Top response it fairly typical but also some rants and life stories.
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Selfies.
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I doubt this person got the piercings and tattoos after becoming homeless, but I bet they got them when they knew that they were in a financially precarious situation. Wonder how much that all cost, and how long that sum could have kept the owner off the street if it had gone into the savings account instead?

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if trans people are disproportionately bad with money, compared to the general population. Particularly since there's evidence that trans people are disproportionately likely to have a Cluster B personality disorder, and those types tend to be impulsive with their financial decisions.

So many L's here to unpack. First, I had to look up was on earth RSD was, never heard of it before and I'm as terminally online as the rest of us. Apparently it stands for Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria: "Rejection sensitive dysphoria (RSD) is when you experience severe emotional pain because of a failure or feeling rejected" per the Cleveland clinic. Great, another fake diagnosis for them all to start self-diagnosing with.

Second, raise your hand if you actually see any hips on this MFer. No? Me either. The hourglass symbol, I just can't.

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Spoiler: Text

Is it spooky season?

Judging by lack of comments, guessing no, not spooky season

I’ll be honest, I’ve been fighting a bad case of RSD that reared up. Yes I’m thirsting for compliments / feelings of being wanted and needed. In my day life with some recent events, I’m lacking. Sorry you all.

@Reborn_Cat_Mom They are intimidated by your hotness.

@kelidanovus it’s the hips. So spooky!

@Hannah NGL they drew my eyes too.

Spoiler: Spooky up close

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Imagine trying to pull 'RSD' when fishing for compliments in any arena but selfies. Like serving someone disgusting food and then saying 'Ummm, RSD guys!' when they don't taste the chicken sashimi. "You have to say nice things about me I HAVE A MEDICAL REQUIREMENT!"

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I don't think trannies realize why that scene is funny. It's not funny because the woman isn't a woman. It's not transphobic because everybody is puking. It's funny because everybody puking implies she fucked *everybody.* Including the animals.

Ironically, it's a plot twist that couldn't be made today. Thanks to trans visibility isn't just more sensitive to trans people, but more sensitive to what trans is, and what it is not. Most people know that there's no 'sex change' that can turn a man into 1994 Sean Young, and the plot twist is virtually impossible to pull off with an actual trans performer.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Reading this thread has me curious, true and honest women of Kiwi Farms do you hate pooners or trooners more? It seems to me like there's a significant amount of hate for pooners which I didn't really expect. If y'all hated troons the most it'd make perfect sense since they try to butt their way into women's spaces and demand you suck their "girldick" but to me it seems like pooners get the most vitriol.

Is it because they're rejecting their femininity or something? I could see how that could be taken personally.

Troons should be thrown in the woodchipper. Pooners are just failed females, I laugh at them but they're too pathetic to hate.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if trans people are disproportionately bad with money, compared to the general population. Particularly since there's evidence that trans people are disproportionately likely to have a Cluster B personality disorder, and those types tend to be impulsive with their financial decisions.

A lot of trannies have a drug problem as well.