Hurricane Milton

Sigh.

Living in Florida, where hurricanes are part of the local weather, is not better or worse than living elsewhere.

Seasonally recurring fires are not easily contained. Fire season is when dozens to hundreds of separate fires occur, sending smoke over the entire region and surrounding communities with potential disasters that can sweep in quickly. If you think fires are no big deal, you've never evacuated through one, watching everything around you burn.

Earthquake-prone sections of coastal areas are ticking time bombs. Not only is the quake capable of causing damage, the ocean may come to finish everything off. And they're harder to predict with enough time to evacuate than a visible storm system is.

Tornados are natural wind monsters that will carve up anything in their path. They can pop up with warning or without, and can leave you with no time to flee. These beasts are expanding their territory too; they aren't limited to the traditional Tornado Alley and have been seen all over North America this year. Nothing roars like a tornado; once heard, it's a sound never forgotten.

Blizzards and ice storms (which are not hail but inches of ice coating everything because rain fell and then froze) seem innocent until you realize losing power for an extended period in freezing cold weather can be deadly. When there's a thick layer of ice covering everything - and I do mean everything - and it's freezing outside it's much harder to repair downed wires and blown transformers than you might think. Being trapped inside by extreme weather that can go on not for hours but for days causes deaths due to lack of access to emergency services. And because this is the local normal, people still have to get to and from work on snow-packed roads while wind-blown snow has reduced visibility to maybe 20%. Tell me ice storms and blizzards are no big deal after you've broken bones trying to climb down ice-coated stairs or been trapped on the side of a deserted highway in a flipped car for three hours while the snow piles up around you, covering your vehicle before the plows arrive to finish the job.

Rain is innocent, right? Living where monsoon rain, or regular afternoon drenchings of any sort, are the norm should be good, right? Nope. Water-soaked land can only absorb so much. Once it's soggy, and the lakes and rivers communities rely on as water and power sources overflow, you get flooding that, at best, ruins buildings and drowns crops or, at worst, drowns everything in its path. And rain spawns other issues too, like hail and mudslides.

Mudslides are one of the cruellest natural disasters. They explode out of nowhere. All it takes is too much rain too quickly and suddenly that beautiful ridge bordering the town is sending death to your streets. Communities that do, or did, rely on farming and mining or any other activity that destabilizes or changes the topography are at higher risk but mountainside sends things tumbling down whenever and wherever they want.

Heat waves, like extended cold periods, are deadly. Not everyone has access to temperature-controlled interior spaces day and night. The cost is prohibitive for many, many people, including low-wage earners and those on fixed incomes such as small pensions. I know people like to ignore whatever doesn't directly affect them but the reality is that people and animals die where you live because they had no escape from hours of heat or cold exposure.


There is no Perfect Climate on Earth. In an ideal situation, you settle where the local seasons best suit you. However, in most cases, you take what you get and make peace with it, even learning to love it for what it is.
 
Anyway, climate change isn't something I've been overly interested in in general but hard to deny that things are getting freaky.
The "historic floods" you're talking about didn't reach up to the high water marks of floods that occurred two or three centuries ago. They are unusual and rare, but they are not unprecedented. Once you look back over history, you'll realise that everything we're being told is "freaky" and "never seen before" is neither of these things.
 
For farmers, it's their worst nightmare in many parts of the world, on par with fire. Hail causes a lot of damage to Greece's olive groves and can fuck with their economy.


Would actually recommend this for older folk who are ready to retire. Cheaper, everything is closer to you, less niggers that might randomly kill you, likely better community, less catastrophic natural disasters, etc.
The "less niggers" part isn't really applicable everywhere. Just avoid germany, france, benelux, UK, these immigrant overrun countries and you'll be fine. I suggest somewhere eastern, but not "dirt poor eastern shithole" eastern. I'd say check republic maybe, and i mean prague/slovakia/poland. These places, go anymore eastward and you've got shitholes
 
VA seems like it would be pretty chill-- not too hot, not too cold. Not a whole lot of natural threats. There does seem to be a higher concentration of lolcows generated there--but that could be a selling feature for some.
I have extended family that have lived in VA for over 35 years. They live in the middle of the Blue Ridge mountains. Because they live in a sort of “domed” area with the mountain curvature, when hurricanes did come up their way, it would linger around for a lot longer than anywhere else, because it would sort of get “stuck”. It happened to them with Hurricane Andrew.
And blizzards and such can happen because the state does snow.

Also, you want to stay out of the hell hole that is NoVa. Not because of any natural disasters. Because that’s where many DC bureaucrats live.
 
VA seems like it would be pretty chill-- not too hot, not too cold. Not a whole lot of natural threats. There does seem to be a higher concentration of lolcows generated there--but that could be a selling feature for some.

Out for coffee and you spot Chris Chan/Boogie/Wings/Bossman Jack etc. It's like a state filled with Bigfoots (Bigfeet?)

Sounds fun.
It's alright, really.
You'd have to live in the Shenandoah Valley to avoid major weather and even then you'd still get the odd tornado (something like once every 5 years) if the conditions are right, summers can hit triple digits and winters can be well into the negatives though, but that's usually ~10 days out of the year, maybe one major snowfall around February.
Big thing is locals will tell you Virginia will experience every season on any given day, like an 80 degree day followed by 30 degree night, well into Spring
 
The two storm chasers sat in Tampa awaiting the eye wall to hit have now embarked on a side quest after finding an old, drunk(?) man stood outside in the hurricane waiting for a Lyft to show up, and are giving him a lift to his home on the other side of the bay.

UPDATE: 1 fun car ride later, Drunk Unc is home and safe in his building.

Finally got around to clipping when they first encounter the old man thinking they were his Lyft, it was surreal live lol.

 
I was going to doompost on the federal government's response to Hurricane Milton's destruction to be as malicious as it was during Hurricane Helene, but I am happy to see that the Floridian state government has seized the reins from FEMA and managed to limit the amount of damage and the casualties caused by Hurricane Milton with a top-notch and active response.

Then I realize, we are talking about a state where another category 5 hurricane struck it 2 years ago, and it was still unable to cause many casualties (~174), compared to the C4 Hurricane Helene (499+), and Florida quickly rebuilt. All this fear-mongering about Hurricane Milton wiping out Florida is useless, because Florida Man will say to Milton, "fuck you just like we said it to Ian."


Ron DeSantis and Florida to not rely on FEMA for rescue and response as the Sunshine State preps for Milton​

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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis mentioned that FEMA will only be used to attain funds but in regards to preparations, rescues, and response, the Florida state government will take control.

Ron Desantis said:
You saw in western North Carolina, you saw people that were very desperate. So I authorized air assets, National Guard, state guard, Highway Patrol, to go into western North Carolina. You have a situation where the first people that they come in contact with is some state guard unit from Florida and not any of the federal assets.

So the reality is, I don't think the federal assets were marshaled very quickly at all. But the lesson that I think people should take from this is one we learned in Florida long ago. We don't rely on FEMA to do any of that type of activity. We rely on FEMA to basically be a bank account. There's federal programs in place. We get our people qualified for individual assistance, reimbursement for some of the debris, but we take the matters into our own hands for the preparation and the rescue and response.


Constant updates from Governor Ron DeSantis​

7 October8 October (7:45 AM)
9 October (10:00 AM)9 October (7:30 PM)
10 October (8:30 AM) - St. Lucie10 October (3 PM) - Sarasota


DeSantis comments on the chained dog​



In one day, Florida restores power for 500,000 of its residents​

On Thursday, over 3 million Floridians are without power. Today, that number decreased to a bit over 2.5 million residents.

News of the rescue efforts​


Casualty numbers​

HurricaneCategoryYearFatalitiesMissingTotal Deaths
Katrina520051,3921351,527
Ian5202216113174
Helene42024214+285+499+
Milton5202420+*~20+*

Statistics from Wikipedia articles

It is too early to determine the casualty numbers of Hurricane Milton. However, if the final number turns out to be lower than Hurricane Ian, it will show that Florida's response to Milton has improved than its already excellent and praised response to Ian.

It is to note that DeSantis and his administration's response to Ian resulted in praises from mainstream media and the President of the United States Joe Biden that ultimately resulted in DeSantis and the Republicans decimating the Democratic Party in the Florida's gubernatorial and general elections.

Finally, it is to note that Florida's response to Ian, a C5, is already better than other U.S. states and FEMA's response to Helene, a C4.



Floridian users, ya'll are very blessed to have a competent administration devout to your well-being.

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