Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

Dave unveils a new skinwalking AI creation.
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Dave forgot to add fat manlet incel into the prompt.

He’s going to kill someone. Isn’t he?
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Dave unveils a new skinwalking AI creation.
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If AI scrapes the internet and still thinks Dave is skinny and has a full head of hair, then we have nothing to fear from it.

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He’s going to kill someone. Isn’t he?
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He’s too fat, weak and lazy to do it deliberately. He might bore or infuriate someone to death, but his most likely victim is himself, given his awful diet.
 
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So he was walking the cat and he got in the car, drove to Wendy's and towed in the parking lot?
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One, this reminds me of Dave's NYC days when his car got booted/impounded, and he asked for money, then got in a fight with people telling him to put it on his credit card, ha ha. Two, Dave has no money but is stopping off at Wendy's for soda... not a meal. Just a soda. Not wasteful at all.

If this story is true, then Dave either still doesn't know how parking rules work or simply assumes they won't apply to him. I'm fine either way. Though I question the original claim, ha ha.

(Three, I really hate that he got another cat, particularly since he was willing to dump his last cat with The Monsters while pursuing his dreams literally everywhere else.)
 
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I'm suprised that Dave hasn't tried to scam a handicapped tag for his van
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I guarantee no doctor would be willing to fill out and certify the paperwork, which would literally have to be a bunch of lies since he has no restrictions that meet what is required. Most states take that kind of thing very seriously, and I doubt Dave knows anyone in the medical profession that is willing to put their career on the line for him in this respect.
 
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Dave's post from a grilling forum called "bbq-brethern" dating november 2007.

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"Hi, folks.

My name is "Mama" Dave Muscato and I live in Columbia, MO. I have recently developed an interest in grilling at the urging of my doctor, who recommended that I cut out fried food from my diet.

My family has a long history in oenology, and I personally have a deep knowledge and love of wine, especially dry wines (ironic because of the moscato grape, I know). If ever you're looking for a wine recommendation or pairing ideas, I'd *love* to discuss it with you. :biggrin:

I have worked extensively as a waiter and kitchen manager, so I know quite a bit about cuts of meat, grading, preparation, etc. I studied Hotel & Restaurant Management briefly at the University of Missouri-Columbia, before deciding to switch my career focus to another passion in my life, music. I am a professional musician and play bass for a funk band called Treasure Junkie.

I also founded & run a charity organization, Some Of My Best Friends Are Furry, which benefits homeless animals & animal shelters. See my signature for more info.

Well, enough about me. This looks like a great place! I'm sure I will learn a lot here, and hopefully can contribute something worthwhile, too :)

Best regards,"

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Reepicheep said:
Dave's post from a grilling forum called "bbq-brethern" dating november 2007.

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"Hi, folks.

My name is "Mama" Dave Muscato and I live in Columbia, MO. I have recently developed an interest in grilling at the urging of my doctor, who recommended that I cut out fried food from my diet.

My family has a long history in oenology, and I personally have a deep knowledge and love of wine, especially dry wines (ironic because of the moscato grape, I know). If ever you're looking for a wine recommendation or pairing ideas, I'd *love* to discuss it with you. :biggrin:

I have worked extensively as a waiter and kitchen manager, so I know quite a bit about cuts of meat, grading, preparation, etc. I studied Hotel & Restaurant Management briefly at the University of Missouri-Columbia, before deciding to switch my career focus to another passion in my life, music. I am a professional musician and play bass for a funk band called Treasure Junkie.

I also founded & run a charity organization, Some Of My Best Friends Are Furry, which benefits homeless animals & animal shelters. See my signature for more info.

Well, enough about me. This looks like a great place! I'm sure I will learn a lot here, and hopefully can contribute something worthwhile, too :)

Best regards,"

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Bassist Mama Dave Muscato studied guitar at Berklee College of Music before switching to bass in 2000. Founder of the Free Fiona Campaign (www.freefiona.com), Dave has been featured in Rolling Stone, People, Time, The New York Times, SPIN, Entertainment Weekly, Billboard Magazine, and on MTV News, VH1, NPR, MSNBC, ABC, Kevin & Bean/KROQ in LA, and Howard Stern. He is also a great fan of Ani DiFranco, Sarah McLachlan, The Dave Matthews Band, and Tool.

Treasure Junkie
 
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Did Dave really go to Berklee? Because people who go to Berklee are usually able to play the guitar afterwards.

Also Berklee costs $48,000 per year in tuition, and $19,000 in room and board, which I'm sure that abusive monster Dr Joe Muscato abusively paid abusively.
 
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Spunt said:
Did Dave really go to Berklee?
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As I recall, Dave attended a summer program/camp. We have his Reddit posts here somewhere where he explains his experience and that he went through more hands-on approach, which involves gigs, Joni Mitchell-style tours across three Missouri counties, crippling himself hauling gear, and not learning guitar... except for the cords in "Chump." What an inspiration.
 
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eggs_over_easy said:
As I recall, Dave attended a summer program/camp.
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Lol that's like saying "I sang at Madison Square Garden" because I shouted along to "Born to Run" when I went to see Bruce Springsteen.

Actually that reminded me of a guy I used to work with who said he "was on an AC/DC album" - it turned out it was a live album from a gig he went to and he was presumably theoretically audible somewhere in the cheering between the songs.
 
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Actually that reminded me of a guy I used to work with who said he "was on an AC/DC album" - it turned out it was a live album from a gig he went to and he was presumably theoretically audible somewhere in the cheering between the songs
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And that story reminded me of the guy I met at a bar who claimed he had a part in The big Lebowski. Turns out his “part” (one line) was cut and all you could see was his left leg.

We called him Legs after that. Good times.

But I digress. On topic, though: I keep worrying about the kitten. It’s very cute but it has that very stressed demeanor in every pic. A little hunched over with a pleading look in its eyes. Dave keeps exposing it to loud noise while it’s already enduring the visual horrors of life with Dave, so I guess it’s inevitable that the kitten is unhappy. It makes the thread a little less entertaining though *sigh*

Can anyone point me to a cow that treats its pets all right? I really can’t think of one.
 
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To put Berklee into perspective: The place is a diploma mill. They have an admission rate of at least 33%, and most of their students enroll so they can drop out after a semester and put “attended Berklee SON” on their resume.

John Mayer famously dropped out of Berklee, got famous for writing pop songs appealing to underage girls, then was heavily featured in Berklee’s promotional materials for the next twenty years, despite his only connection to the school being failure. So the school doesn’t really stand for anything but exploiting the yearnings of musicians unaware that most of the school’s old curriculum can be found online for free.

The only reason I know this is because I first saw Mayer on some television program where he and the song he played sucked, he breathed through his mouth, and he was complimented for being a “schooled musician.” So I looked into it.

Dave brags about having attended some clout-farming fantasy camp version branded with the school - Which is entirely appropriate for his and the institution’s respective qualities of abject mediocrity.
 
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eggs_over_easy said:
One, this reminds me of Dave's NYC days when his car got booted/impounded, and he asked for money, then got in a fight with people telling him to put it on his credit card, ha ha. Two, Dave has no money but is stopping off at Wendy's for soda... not a meal. Just a soda. Not wasteful at all.

If this story is true, then Dave either still doesn't know how parking rules work or simply assumes they won't apply to him. I'm fine either way. Though I question the original claim, ha ha.

(Three, I really hate that he got another cat, particularly since he was willing to dump his last cat with The Monsters while pursuing his dreams literally everywhere else.)
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He was walking the cat.. But his car got towed?
Does the cat jog along on the lead out the window?
THERE'S SOME HOLES IN THIS FANCY STORY
 
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