Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Hassou Tobi]

Asks real women advice on being a woman despite claiming to be one on the inside. I always think it’s funny trannies think men (besides chasers) will want to rape them in the street. People are staring at them because they’re freaks like they’re a circus act.

24?! This nigga legit looks 40+.

"people just think I'm a tall conventionally attractive woman"

 

[Xev]

It's mind blowing how female brained these pooners are. They like the lamest girl stuff like erotica, cosplay and talking about their feelings non stop, yet have convinced themselves they are men. They aren't tom boys or anything that may explain what the fuck their deal is.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Behaviors are becoming based on front facing online interactions so pooners and troons of a young age act like each other to be more like what they are not and the end result is just this kind of spiral you see when the ill surround the ill. When people of certain backgrounds (schizo, paranoid, bpd) get together, they have a worsening affect on one another.

 

[Gondolindrim]

It's mind blowing how female brained these pooners are. They like the lamest girl stuff like erotica, cosplay and talking about their feelings non stop, yet have convinced themselves they are men. They aren't tom boys or anything that may explain what the fuck their deal is.

Transmen are weird because they have almost as much of a misunderstanding of the opposite sex as their hairier counterparts. Frankly, I don't know who would choose to be a man if you're already a good looking girl. Being a man is a downgrade.

 

[Russketeer]

The card to essay pooner likely in the Southern part of USA and on the "wrong" end of trans the gay away because she is a straight woman. The South has a long standing tradition of being rather accepting (even in Christian circles) of Trans as treatable medical condition if it makes a flaming gay a straight woman or an obvious lesbian a straight man. The concerned woman probably knows the girl has some autismo soyboy boyfriend and see's a beautiful (to her) quirky young straight girl (who loves her hair and is going to hate balding) making a grave mistake due to internet hugbox and Manga overexposure trying to cosplay being a gay man. Her heart is in the right place but silly pooner won't listen.

 

[Xev]

Transmen are weird because they have almost as much of a misunderstanding of the opposite sex as their hairier counterparts. Frankly, I don't know who would choose to be a man if you're already a good looking girl. Being a man is a downgrade.

They have to be living under a rock to think life as a manlet is superior to life as a normal sized woman. Much like their troon counterparts they must just want perpetual (self imposed) victimhood. It's difficult to muster up any sympathy.

 

[Fapcop]

Sit down folks, I have a tale of retardation to tell you…

Imagine if you will… A dead bedroom! But not any dead bedroom.

The relationship is still new, the bedroom is inhabited by two gay men. They both want to get dicked down. So what is the issue?

Well…

Yes, the gay men are two (cock craving) women who LARP as men. They’ve been together for six months and haven’t had sex yet.

Two solid L’s in my book. Lesbian bed-stillbirth, you may even call it. Without lesbians.

BONUS POONER:

“HAAAALP!!! MEAN TRANNIES KEEP POSTING WORDS THAT ME DYSPHORIC!”

Ah yes, Is there anything more masc than complaining about men talking about titties and trying to ruin their fun.

I hate troons, but goddamn is this weak and pathetic. “WHY CANT THEY CENSOR EVERYTHING THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE?!”

 

[AnOminous]

Troon can’t handle an hour off discord and is a total loser.

One less grooming gooner.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

24?! This nigga legit looks 40+.

"people just think I'm a tall conventionally attractive woman"

I'm sorry sir, but Rebecca Romjin is a tall conventionally attractive woman. You're just a guy in a dress.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Hes just a troon in university so maybe not running away, but attempting a normal life course despite being retarded and of course having rich parents pay his way. Cause no way he got a scholarship.

The dude couldn't even figure out that he could dry his clothes a second time, and I don't think he just didn't do it because he couldn't afford it. Shit when I went to uni, you doubled the price of the dryer automatically cause you knew those old and unserviced pieces of junk weren't up to doing even the smallest load the first time.

But despite showing a complete inability to exist on his own without constant crises of the most mundane degree, he'll be fast tracked into a dick chop

I know that MTF troons generally eat like shit and their stereotypical nerd diets are heavily processed and full of sodium and salts (doritos, mountain dew, microwavable pizza, etc) but if this troon's constipation is so severe that he has to manually evacuate his bowels every time he takes a dump, then what exactly does this troon's diet consist of? It sounds like he either does not eat anything fibrous ( a complete lack of fruit and veg) and is severely dehydrated (you need to consume water to pass bowl movements).

 

[PigFarm]

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It's never enough with them, even if you cave to using their fake name and gender they desperately need others to validate their identity.

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Your friend is nicely saying that he doesn't want your vagina and titties, melody

 

[Helvetia]

(L/A)
yeesh, man. maybe the next surgery will fix you? maybe the next surgery will turn you into a woman?
not holding out much hope.



nice editing "kelly".

 

[Surfin Terf]

I know that MTF troons generally eat like shit and their stereotypical nerd diets are heavily processed and full of sodium and salts (doritos, mountain dew, microwavable pizza, etc) but if this troon's constipation is so severe that he has to manually evacuate his bowels every time he takes a dump, then what exactly does this troon's diet consist of? It sounds like he either does not eat anything fibrous ( a complete lack of fruit and veg) and is severely dehydrated (you need to consume water to pass bowl movements).

Its because he’s Indian. I’m not even kidding, he’s not evacuating himself, he’s spraying his butthole after shitting. This is part of why “poo in the loo” became a meme, because a lot of Indians don’t consider toilets and toilet paper to be as clean as shitting by the river and splashing water on yourself.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Tranny murders another tranny. Fiance was a FTM. ArawenJewel
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Lost my fiancee
I, (38ftm) from just found out that my beloved was murdered. Idk how to process her death (45 mtf). She was the sweetest person I had ever met. I just need support. I feel so alone. My world is crumbling right from underneath me as we speak. I am still processing it since I found out today. The culprit is in jail and confessed. Please hold on to your loved ones and spend time with them because you never know when they will not be there ever again. Edit: thanks a million for the support. It's gonna be a tough road for me but I am working on taking care of myself. I am gonna take it easy today

more info:
Happened in jail

in California

 

[Surfin Terf]

Tranny murders another tranny. Fiance was a FTM. ArawenJewel
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more info:
Happened in jail
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I’m not sure if her boyfriend was in jail, the murderer is currently in jail.

Also from the pooner’s reddit

Ladies, you both fit the stereotype perfectly

 

[OJ Simpson]

I’m not sure if her boyfriend was in jail, the murderer is currently in jail.

Also from the pooner’s reddit
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Ladies, you both fit the stereotype perfectly

My headcanon for pooners is short, fat, visible knockers, glasses, shitty patchy facial hair. The fuck are these lil doods talkin about.

 

[batteredpancakes]

I’m not sure if her boyfriend was in jail, the murderer is currently in jail.

Correct I misread.

Also from the pooner’s reddit

Lmao I remember reading that when she posted it. I figured it was a teenager posting at the time but nope it's a 38yo.

My headcanon for pooners is short, fat, visible knockers, glasses, shitty patchy facial hair. The fuck are these lil doods talkin about.

Yeah i'm thinking she was one of those middle aged pseudobutches I see all the time in trashy white areas. Even before transing.

The fact that the murderer is also another tranny is gonna make searching for this difficult. If the murderer was a regular man it would be all over the news.

 

[Narinder]

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That jaw is a dead giveaway.
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Asks real women advice on being a woman despite claiming to be one on the inside. I always think it’s funny trannies think men (besides chasers) will want to rape them in the street. People are staring at them because they’re freaks like they’re a circus act.

>As a woman in her 20s.

Bruv, I legitimately thought he was like 40-50 in that post op picture. It's all over for you, my guy.

 

[Vampirella]

Also from the pooner’s reddit

Ladies, you both fit the stereotype perfectly

Fat with huge boobs is the other stereotype pooner.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

POONERS WORLD ROCKED BY HATEFUL GREETING CARD! THERAPIST CONSULTED!

Alex is a lil’ dood who works in a very manly customer service role. She had a great relationship with a particular customer. Until a hatecrime was committed and they SPAT in her face with a particularly heinous gift: A greeting card. A sorta CHRISTIAN card even!

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A thoughtful CHRISTIAN card? Every pooners worst nightmare!

Let’s see the card.
(TRIGGER WARNING! All of them!)

Spoiler

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The hateful text included inside:
(TRIGGER WARNING: BIBLE VERSES!)

Spoiler

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So what now? How would a man respond?

Maybe not at all?

Perhaps a simple, generic “Thanks for the card, I appreciate the thought!”

Alas, that simply wouldn’t do! The poor lil pooner felt her world shake underneath her. Panic crept up. Her boss now understands that she can’t serve them anymore since pooner nerves are as frail as their rotdogs are big.

Sleepless nights followed, and lil Alex decided to call in the big guns: Her therapist!

With the help of her therapist she composed a short and sweet manly response.

(Kidding, she wrote a three page long essay about her feelings!)

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“Ahahaha! Take that Christian! I too can quote Bible verses in between long meandering passages about my feels!”

Christ, every time you’ve seen a pooner do something retarded and woman-like, another pooner comes to out-fembrain them!

Look at that manly handwriting. I'm surprised she doesn't dot her i's with a heart.