DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shuma-Gorath]

300 unique chatters in the past 30 days

Philbros... it's over...

 

[Balr0g]

Philbros... it's over...

Casino dents will make it happen no worries. The writers won't denies us the return of the King of Hateful Dents. And clippers will have content for months

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Casino dents will make it happen no worries. The writers won't denies us the return of the King of Hateful Dents. And clippers will have content for months

There's also the wave of trolls who just want to see if they can get away with calling Phil a retard or typing out Leanna's name. The majority of them will end up eating bans, but I don't think that takes away from the 300 unique chatters in 30 days requirement.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Watching Phil become GoutManJack and lose everything on limbo would be great.

WWEC pull rates are one of the most predatory on the market right now which is a seriously impressive feat considering they're up against chinese and korean gachas designed to suck as much money from their whales as possible with how miserable their odds are for the pulls players want. I would not be surprised if Phil would've been a millionaire by now had he just gamba'd everything he spent in WWEC to date. I feel the pigroach luck can actually overpower Evil Eddie's switch.

 

[Puerile Burger]

This hit me in the feels.

 

[Digger10]

Just a slight update. He's not playing it tonight he's playing it tomorrow.

Today is a kick stream where he just streams his clips on a loop while he is actually not there in order to get the stream time needed to monetize his account.

What a twat waffle.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

ironically the inability for the dentractors to resist the urge to shitpost will help phil meet the 300 unique chatters requirement

 

[johnkimble123]

ironically the inability for the dentractors to resist the urge to shitpost will help phil meet the 300 unique chatters requirement

One Kino raid gets him there, who cares

 

[Gramh]

I, for one, hope he gets all the monetization he wants on Kick so he puts all the eggs in the Kick basket and does the usual DSP thing of fucking up a golden opportunity in the most convoluted and lie filled way an AI generated human like himself could cobble together in 3 weeks.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I get the feeling we are going to see a massive spergout on Kick. His ego is far too fragile for to withstand the barrage of shit people are flinging there.

Someone will make a direct hit with a chat cruise missile.

 

[Balr0g]

ironically the inability for the dentractors to resist the urge to shitpost will help phil meet the 300 unique chatters requirement

That would have happened regardless. either when he really does stream and is suddenly forced to LIMB and LIMB without doing anything or now. Of course it would be funny as fuck if those banned chatters would not count. Still he would get those 300 unique chatters quick. I wonder though how many of his dents will cancel at least one YT channel membership should he fully move to Kick and treat youtube as an archive again. Though I doubt it will happen. He might loose some viewers or rather they will only watch on Youtube but anything else? No way. Though he might loose the "momentum" he had build up in terms of views (though I seriously doubt his viewer retention is good)

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

How long will it take until there are so many banned words in his chat, that nobody can form complete sentences?

 

[Digger10]

How long will it take until there are so many banned words in his chat, that nobody can form complete sentences?

Can his fans even do that to begin with?

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

Today is a kick stream where he just streams his clips on a loop while he is actually not there in order to get the stream time needed to monetize his account.

get scammed Eddy

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

He talks in his Kick chat so much he loves his new hugbox also so many words are banned like fat and Jew lmao

 

[A Piece of Coal]

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He talks in his Kick chat so much he loves his new hugbox also so many words are banned like fat and Jew lmao

He has probably stared at that chat all day, then checked here to see if we WERE SEETHING AND FELTED.

Hi, Phil. You fat faggot with skinny calves.

 

[Gramh]

Phil: "my day off is my only day to spend with my family!"
Also Phil: "i've been keeping an eye on my kick chat all day to ban da trollz, did i do automated streaming right?"

 

[johnkimble123]

So thanks to Phil not being able to stop lurking his chat, we have a window into his days off now (PDT):

10 am - rolls out of bed
11 am - Fat & fatter order Doordash (confirmed)
12 pm - DEVOUR
1 pm-2pm - scroll Twitter, watch Youtube detractor content, read KF (probably confirmed)
3 pm-5pm - appointments (picking up the Amazon package appointment, Costco appointment, Fred Meyers delivery appointment)
5 pm - Fat & fatter order Doordash AGAIN (confirmed)
6 pm - DEVOUR
7 pm - maybe watch 1 TV program at the same time as Khet

Nice that he confirmed double Doordash days

 

[Elite Kipchak]

if kick pays you hourly for streaming, he's gonna keep it running 24/7, right?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Alright guys I know I just got a $4k PC and you paid $2,500 to watch me eat a fast food burger but I need another PC.