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f.they don't want Kamala, then who are the chumps pouring all those hundreds of millions of dollars into her campaign?
adding on to what @FILTH Tourist said, there's also the there’s also the Democratic machine which must be kept well oiled and fed for the next election cycle. Sustained by an enormous and constant flow of cash and bullshit circulating all over the place, it can never be turned off without risking malfunction. Not that anyone would contemplate doing so— that machine makes a lot of paychecks.

So the campaign pushes on no matter what. But given that the economy is due for serious downturn and that the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is exposing deep ideological divisions with in the party, how many higher ups in the party have made it to stage 5 of the grief cycle?
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a helpful illustration in awful-ly apropos Memphis Corporate
I don't what would be worse for the Dems: Kamala attempting to rally the nation through an economic crash and fight yet another war in the Middle East or 4 years of a vengeful and invigorated DJT shored up by people like JD Vance, Elon Musk, and Peter Thiel.... and all those MAGA hat wearing white people.
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Internal polling must not be good for Kamala, because they're running attack ads against JILL FUCKING STEIN:
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You know it’s funny I was larping as a Cornel West Supporter on Twitter trying to convince democrats to not vote for Harris because she supports Israel. It would be funny if I was a small part of the reason why they’re going after the third parties now.
 
They'll start with the first $25, but you better be ready to give more when they demand it.

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"We've missed out on millions of dollars and you BETTER help make up for those lost funds..."
Asking for money when you're responsible for people's financial hardships has to be the most "out of touch" begging I've seen in my life.

Here's another question: these ads I've seen talked about Trump giving "tax cuts to billionaires." If that's the case, how come NOBODY complained about the economy back then?
 
Internal polling must not be good for Kamala, because they're running attack ads against JILL FUCKING STEIN:
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I swear to God, there is one or two interns there who are actively sabotaging the race for the DNC. They literally just advertised a way to vote in protest without voting Trump.

They could've just let RFK Jr. participate on the race and he would've taken votes away from Trump.
 
If it turns out to have legs, expect NBC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NYT, WaPo, WSJ, and Bloomberg to publish identical articles explaining how high school teachers fucking their students isn't a big deal.
This has been pre-bunked. Tim walz did not rape a student. It was healthy, consentual contact between a mentor and a student all to help the student explore his sexuality. In fact, this is a good thing that demonstrates the sort of good, non-toxic, pro woman and LGBT masculinity Tim Walz represents and you and your children should adopt. Experts say it is homophobic to critisize Walz for this, as it plays into the hurtful and false trope that gays are "coming for your children". But, as leading sexologist Mosche Goldberg points out, "your child doesn't neccesarily know if they are straight unless they've tried taking it up the ass."
 
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So, the plan to gain male voters so far is:

- Give a speech while a kid plays WoW next to you (He never touched the game, he just gave a political speech while someone else played it on a splitscreen)
- Go to a local football game from the team you used to coach and interrupt them while they are watching the game to take photos.
- Pheasant hunting with "influencers". (Only for the most masculine of men, still hasn't happened as of this post).

I'm starting to think they did the whole "giving an unplugged controller to your little brother" strategy on him. It's like the most budget campaign ever except they also raised a billion dollars.
 
I mean…I understand why they would portray Merkel with a GERMAN Shepherd, but it’s still pretty inaccurate, as she’s famously *terrified* of dogs.

And if anyone should be portrayed with a tiger, it should not be Joe Biden, but Charlie Sheen, who is blessed with tiger blood. #winning
 
Not shocking. The democratic party hates Jill Stein. A good portion of the party still blame her for Hilary's loss to Trump in 2016. Jill is also 100% still on the ballot to spite them.
If you have people putting out attack ads against relatively minor spoiler candidates that don't even get to go to presidential debates it indicates that your campaign is desperate and needs all hands on deck to win the election.
 
So uh. What is legalities of literally trolling or pvping a vice president candidate in Warcraft?

Cause holy shit would it be funny if someone organized a raid. Never played wow sadly.
So this is even MORE pathetic than what was announced. I’m on my phone so you can go check Kamala’s twitch page, but it was literally just a rally while some dude (some guy called Preheat?) played WoW. Yes, they’re so boring that they can’t keep the attention span of their voters. It’s literally the meme of watching something with Subway Surfers and Family Guy open aside.

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Oh that is so fucking lame. So instead of him actually playing it he just paid someone to do it for him lol
I have serious doubts more than ten percent of WoW's player base is under thirty.

They should have done Rust instead. Hearing someone call the loser streaming "A nigger faggot who is going to get raped the second they go offline" would be just the push Kamwalz needs to win.
No they should have had him play gmod or VR chat. That would have gone over wonderfully.


Seriously can you imagine how retarded funny it would be to have a political event in a videogame and someone just randomly goes ape shit?
Why do this at all? If you're going to pander to gamers, play the game yourself. AOC did with Among Us.

Tim should have streamed him playing Mario Kart with his son. That would have done a lot for his image, assuming the rumors of his anger problems and being impatient with his handicapped son isn't true.
Walz has the poker face of a Muppet. It's the most charming thing about him that he can't hide his emotions. He can't fake engagement in videogames he doesn't know how to play
The fact he’s waiting for the weekend makes me think that he’s full of shit. Maybe I’ve been here too long, but I got a reaction of “shit or get off the pot ” from this.
Isnt there a legit reason news cycle wise to do this?
Him choosing kamala was, I think, his insurance policy. Knowing how shit she is, he probably thought they wouldn't remove him by force. Well, they did

But I dunno if Biden is senile or smart enough to plan it all out.
Jill wormtongue is whispering how they betrayed him everyday. That's enough.
That wasn’t the reason. It was because his dementia-riddled ass blurted out a promise on the campaign trail to choose a black woman as his running mate.

It was a huge, strategic mistake that really only sunk in once they looked at the possible talent to choose from, and realized there was pretty much nobody. And there was no way that they could walk something like that back without getting a whole carton of egg on their faces/pissing off the proggies/basically shouting in nigger faces with a megaphone that they’re nothing but worthless tokens. The only one who had any sort of name recognition, “experience,” and a willingness to jump in the game was CumAllah.

It’s not that she was chosen as part of some elaborate, 4-D chess move. They were literally stuck with her.
And the irony of it all was that she wasn't supposed to have ambition. she was supposed to be a loyal dog but she went rogue in picking walz and seems to refuse any kind of course correction from people above her. Just repeatedly fucking everything up.
Oh c'mon... they could've gone with Stacy Abrams.

God that interview where she realized they picked Kamala instead of her irrelevant ass was perfect.

You know what's sad? I think she would have done a slightly better job.
 
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So, the plan to gain male voters so far is:

- Give a speech while a kid plays WoW next to you (He never touched the game, he just gave a political speech while someone else played it on a splitscreen)
- Go to a local football game from the team you used to coach and interrupt them while they are watching the game to take photos.
- Pheasant hunting with "influencers". (Only for the most masculine of men, still hasn't happened as of this post).

I'm starting to think they did the whole "giving an unplugged controller to your little brother" strategy on him. It's like the most budget campaign ever except they also raised a billion dollars.
I hope that Touchdown Walz story is real, it’d be so fucking funny.
 
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