Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Something Awful]

Harvey Gunt, alias Two-Chins.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat tweets like he’s a Batman villain. Except fat.

Batman 66 did have Lord FFogg and Lady Peasoup.

 

[Red Frida]

He doesn't truly block them. If they ever mention him again he'll go back to responding. He can't help himself.

I saw those at the spice shop I visit so I don't know what the big deal is. I'd much rather get my fresh candied ginger as it's also useful for my health.

What the 1.2GPA lard ass was responding to
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Even if someone has receipts he'll still argue. He just hates Elon that much. The guy he's replying to often does trips like this it seems. Rather trust him than anything Patrick has to say. He doesn't know how to use a map or know anything about geography.

It's not impressive at all, child. I programmed my rustang to drive 1600 freeway miles on my own, child.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Here's some previous childing against the pests, aside from a random civilian.

Spoiler: Ragepig

That's also rich coming from owning a shitty Chink-quality P90 instead of the SBR variant with a Chinesium muzzle brake instead of better accessories for the P90 and call yourself a tough guy. Nice try.

 

[Louis Beans]

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Very clear sign of cope and seething over the fact that he didn't experience that feeling after threatening Adrienne, PCJ and his unborn biological daughter, then terminated his parental rights, so he pretends to feel joyous over someone's child instead

I don't think abandoning his daughter bothers Rick at all except when Funsters bring it up. He's a fat man child who is happier playing with toys and writing fanfic tier shit. He was way more hurt at the ego blow of his wife leaving him. When the pests first discovered it and brought it up was probably the first time he thought about his daughter in years.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Shots from torquewheeler at Owen: Rick still absolutely seething over Javier. He is fuckin pig mad about Javi’s Spotify deal. He’s snitch tagging spotify trying to cancel javi and also tagging pretendpod to try and start a second slap fight as his oinking on Twitter towards javi isn’t satiating his anger or need for attention. I think this is threads or blue sky, so he’s desperately double dipping, trying to get some traction going. Losers with similar reasoning skills and incomes join in to bitch about a successful Hispanic man bootstrapping his podcast into a million dollar deal. Rick flails unsuccessfully. He wants to be seen arguing with javi on this app as well but so far javi ain’t biting.

 

[An automatic clown]

Reresponsible
Harharassment
Pretent

His pig trotters are jabbing that phone screen real hard

 

[RX-78]

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No, child, I did not ask my hairdresser for the "Doom 2 box art special". Those are just your clinical delusions. Enjoy prison.

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Private Bitchtits reporting for duty.

Jesus Christ fatrick looks like bad timeline version of Mike Stolkasa, where the cheap Wisconsin booze was replaced with donuts.

 

[Immortal Technique Vol.2]

Do you guys think he's actually THAT delusional and considers himself a force to be reckoned with, or are his claims of physical prowess just a show he puts on to own the fake Trumpian conservatives? This fat fuck will keel over from an obesity-related medical emergency and we'll lose our golden cow...

I think Rick is the one of the few men that has a "Vision Board." That thing where women put everything they want in life and glue it to a poster board. Right now he's in the fake it till you make it phase. Rick probably has glued: him sitting on a throne, pics of cool haircuts, and people he cannot identify in prison cells.

 

[grapeshark77]

Shots from torquewheeler at Owen: Rick still absolutely seething over Javier. He is fuckin pig mad about Javi’s Spotify deal. He’s snitch tagging spotify trying to cancel javi and also tagging pretendpod to try and start a second slap fight as his oinking on Twitter towards javi isn’t satiating his anger or need for attention. I think this is threads or blue sky, so he’s desperately double dipping, trying to get some traction going. Losers with similar reasoning skills and incomes join in to bitch about a successful Hispanic man bootstrapping his podcast into a million dollar deal. Rick flails unsuccessfully. He wants to be seen arguing with javi on this app as well but so far javi ain’t biting.
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You know when there's a Netflix documentary about a scammer, and then the scammer comes out saying that Netflix made them look bad and does a bunch of interviews where it's clear they're completely insane? This is that.

Pat isn't self-aware enough to see this - he straight up says he didn't want any reporting done. And that his anger is only based on Javier's success.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Let’s hope the monkey paw is working; maybe he can bitch at Javier enough that Rogan notices him

 

[grey area]

Pat the libellous cunt is always dragging others through his delusions, and his nobody ballwashers are just so obliging. His logic is baffling, but this exchange clearly gave him a narc injury. What a histrionic bitch, but thanks for the laughs.

So, what was Javier's greatest crime? Getting the other side of the story. Unlike Dan, Pat spends most of his days being an abhorrent oxygen thief seeking out his one true love—validation. Fuck off, Pat.

 

[Judge Holden]

THE PIG IS ON THE POT

I REPEAT, THE PIG IS ON THE POT


I fucking.....fuck my ass I am gonna need a double dose of bunnahabhain to get my noggin round this.

EDIT: we are getting live porcine action this very minute. I have no fuckin idea what this evening holds but I hope to fucking god fatrick's weed saga is nigh

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

THE PIG IS ON THE POT

I REPEAT, THE PIG IS ON THE POT
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I fucking.....fuck my ass I am gonna need a double dose of bunnahabhain to get my noggin round this.

EDIT: we are getting live porcine action this very minute. I have no fuckin idea what this evening holds but I hope to fucking god fatrick's weed saga is nigh
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He flew all the way out to California to listen to this

Whoever is feeding him money should be pissed that he is wasting it

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

A svelte 5'4" 385 lbs. Athletic by every medical definition, stalker child.

 

[Judge Holden]

I have never actually smoked weed before in my life.....but holy fucking shit would I legit pay the airfare to fly myself to milwaukee and smoke my first doobie with pig man and i'm not even setting up an anal rape scenario here like I often do.

I just get the feeling that being high as fuck and watching an equally high fatrick get up to his usual antics in the flesh and high-xeeting the stalkerchilds would be the funniest fucking thing physically possible to experience in my life

EDIT: fuck now I gotta dig through my doom metal playlist to find stoner metal songs involving pigs...In the meantime I will be listening to dopethrone and imagining a naked fatrick slowly dancing in some psychedelic vista with my cock up his ass

 

[NaggotFigger]

THE PIG IS ON THE POT

I REPEAT, THE PIG IS ON THE POT
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I fucking.....fuck my ass I am gonna need a double dose of bunnahabhain to get my noggin round this.

Fat pig weed saga begins. His Xeeting's going to be more angrier and higher. The person that gave Rick the paypig bucks for him is probably pissed off because Fatty wasted it on nothingburger events that nobody but soyboys waste on it.

EDIT: we are getting live porcine action this very minute. I have no fuckin idea what this evening holds but I hope to fucking god fatrick's weed saga is nigh
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It's an escape from responsibility method of Rick, so he'll always snuck off from Niki and go hang out in bars and get drunk. If piggy doses on weed and beer at the same time, he'll become an extreme ragepig.

 

[Blindeye]

I fear that if Patrick gets the munchies, the rest of Milwaukee will starve. If any of you are nearby, stock up on food and keep your families safe

 

[NaggotFigger]

Piggy's getting slightly high with the pot now. If he frequents more reefa, we'll be getting more pure ragepigging.

edit: I'll be fair, I'd definitely hit the reefa with the fat faggot with bitch tits when I fly to Milwaukee, and laugh at Rick sounding funny and starts to high Xeeting at the pests and civilians while I'm high on weed.
I've never smoke, but I'd laugh at Rick smoking the bong and high ragepigging.

 

[Judge Holden]

Between his latest selfie and his newly discovered love of narcotics, Fatrick is rapidly transmorphing into the album cover for Primus's Pork Soda


Sadly this is not a stoner metal album, as that would be perfect