The Julays 2024: Pre-Show Discussion - It's an election year. This thread is the primaries.

[Crispy Pancake]

Dragoneer for Put to Pasture

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Can we get Ian Foot as fresh meat?

 

[Disco Snake]

I want to nominate Poppy Dioblique for Best Stink Ditch lolcow. Poppy is a MTF, furry, BPD, DID therapist who got a thread after falsely accusing his ex of rape. This was in retaliation for the ex dumping him. He literally claims that his BPD made him incapable of giving consent.

Poppy came to site's attention at large after he published a call out video on his adult daughter. He ended the video by threatening to sue her if she didn't take down her abuse allegations, and implied he would release the name of her roommate if she didn't comply.

Here is the current state of things. Poppy's therapy license is under a LARA investigation. This investigation is allegedly going poorly. Poppy has also been served a cease and desist order from his ex. However, Poppy has been fundraising for a legal defense. If this comes to pass, we may see a defamation case to rival Vic Mignogna's lawsuit. For a more in depth overview, see the Turkey Tom video. Be warned, he gets some major things wrong. However, the gist of the conflicts are correct.

I want to nominate Victor Markhoff for Best Fresh Meat lolcow. I can't describe Victor better than the title so I will put it here. Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to everything, kicked out of parents' house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, Mott's Applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets. Victor is receiving an allowance from her extremly wealthy parents in exchange for dropping a child support lawsuit against them. These funds aren't enough to provide Victor the life style she has become accustomed to, and she is currently going to NYU for fiancial aid. It's only week three and she is barely attending classes. She is also refusing to bathe unless she get a free aide from the state.

 

[jenna raiding]

FallenChungus / Francis Benditt for fresh meat

 

[ASeabear8952]

Fuentes for Best Main Forum Cow.

 

[Vibralldo]

We should add a hall of fame category where, every year we vote in a single lolcow to legendary status

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Possibly a bit early, but as this cow shows no signs of calming down, I'd like to nominate Zoey / emoboyfucker69 for a Julay in any of these categories: Best ITG, Fresh Meat, or OPSec Fail award. I'm not sure which one fits the most, but in the two months she has had a thread, she has been tarding hard. So far, we've gotten:

1. Making around half a dozen sock accounts on KF, to disrupt several threads. Almost all of them were identified immediately.
2. Lots of cow crossovers. She got involved with Colton Lochmann for some reason
3. Recently started SSRIs, and might be mixing them with booze
4. Made a knockoff Kiwi Farms and tried to pin it on Nikolas Talbott

 

[ASeabear8952]

Cyrax for an honorary OPSEC Fail award?

 

[ASeabear8952]

Big Lenny for Put To Pasture. He just died today.

 

[Relinquish]

@Hamplanet Fitness Can we bring back the "Best New OP" Award from the 2022 Julay Awards?
I want to nomitante the following OPs for this award:

• Alyssa Mercante by @Frosted Snowflakes
• iFunny by @Buttigieg2020
• AI Derangment Syndrome by @gagabobo1997
• Jim Stewartson by @Ralph Barnhardt
• 764 / "com" by @Relinquish
• Gflashex by @Admiral Throbnelius
• The Square Hut by @Absolutely Retarded
• "Flutter" / "Cabbage Patch" by @Zeus Blue Thunder
• MrBeast by @Nicholas II of Russia
• TiBBzTV by @Bionicle Enthusiast
• Poppy Diabolique by @Karellen
• NakedAndLaughing by @Crab Latte
• DarkViperAU by @Musashi's Son

I'll make a seperate section "Best New OP Rewrite" as suggested by @ASeabear8952

• Shadman by @Admiral Throbnelius
• Anisa Jomha & Idubbbz by @Osama Bin Laden
• Sewerslvt by @Relinquish
• Pamperchu by @Pinball 2000
• Chris Tyson by @TheThreadIsDead578
• Elaine Miller by @Axiom the Fucker
• Linkara by @Admiral Throbnelius
• Smartschoolboy9 by @WhatZitTooya
• Nick Rekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

 

[Axiom.]

Big Lenny for Put To Pasture. He just died today.

Agreed, Lenny for the win.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Feel free to delete this if this is TOO shitposty, but think concord could be listed for "put out to pasture"?
it does have its own thread, and did die miserably (even if theres talk of reviving it)
I don't expect it to actually win or anything but still, assuming theres room in the julays, I think it could be funny, and concord was notable enough on the farms I think it could warrant being a little joke entry.
EDIT : I think concord being revived is nigh impossible since the studio is shutting down

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Pardon my ignorance, but how do we vote on the Julays? After this nomination thread is processed, do you just post a poll thread for each category, and people vote in the polls they're interested in? Or do you have to post the category and name in another thread similar to this one?

 

[ASeabear8952]

Pardon my ignorance, but how do we vote on the Julays? After this nomination thread is processed, do you just post a poll thread for each category, and people vote in the polls they're interested in? Or do you have to post the category and name in another thread similar to this one?

Refer to the 2023 awards.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I remembered this thread existed and have come to humbly ask that Gothic King Cobra JFS is nominated for a Julay. He's had a disgustingly bizarre year and deserves it.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I remembered this thread existed and have come to humbly ask that Gothic King Cobra JFS is nominated for a Julay. He's had a disgustingly bizarre year and deserves it.

He’s already nominated for Best Main Forum Cow but in my honest opinion he should be nominated for LoTY despite Rekieta probably getting a landslide victory.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He’s already nominated for Best Main Forum Cow but in my honest opinion he should be nominated for LoTY despite Rekieta probably getting a landslide victory.

That's what I meant, I guess they're all Julays. He took Main Forum last year.

It's just an honor to be nominated, ya know?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Nominating Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing for something. She has been the BPD queen this year and her trainwreck with Cobes has been legendary. She's in awkward spot so far as categories go. Her thread is in Deathfats since she was a Gorlworld orbiter but she's not a deathfat herself and much more famous now for the KingCobra stuff now. But considering how vile the Bogwitch has been, she has to win something.

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Stinkditch:

• Brianna Wu for finally admitting he's trans, becoming Yahweh's bravest troon and slapfighting with Rekieta. Resolution of long running storylines and exciting new crossovers!
• Finnster for officially trooning, the creepy TenMuses saga and getting cucked out of his T4T relationship by an actual woman.
• The Lavery throuple hasn't blown up yet but has bubbled along with content with the baby, the move and Mallory's book.

Fresh Meat:

• Smartschoolboy9. If there's a category for OP rewrites, the new thread deserves a mention.

Lolcow Media:

• The Trump assassination photo.
• An AI generated image of a green dragon in a laboratory.
• The recording of Rekieta's arraignment (my favourite version is the MLS stream where they try not to laugh at the "kill niggers" copypasta).
• Abigail Thorne "acting" in House of the Dragon.

 

[Smokeski]

No Samantha Prater? For shame