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[toilet_rainbow]

Is that this guy?

Looks like! There just is no contest on who is better.

Male ballerinas are already very muscular and strong, and from that video he sounds like a proper bloke lol.

But if he is regarded as a male dancer then he can’t awkwardly interpretive dance while wearing all the tutus : (

 

[krautkid]

Speaking of which, here is a tranny stating that ballet should include ballerinas that aren’t waif like to include people like him. Bulky trans women are so much better than those little women dancing gracefully on their tippy toes, dontcha know?

I want to sperg so bad because this shit genuinely makes me MATI as a former ballerina. Ballet creates a certain shape through years of strenuous dance, lessons, and painful watching of weight and genuine necessity. You cannot be en pointe and be even a little overweight. It isn't a *choice*, it's how ballet works. Hell, even the slimmest of dancers get hairline fractures and broken arches due to the weight put upon their feet. Because it's repeated strain upon delicate bones again and again. Men do not typically go en pointe because of this. These ones who do for Les Ballets Trockadero don't do it for very long because it's hell on the feet.

These troons only want to fuck with ballet because it's principle dancers and prominent figures are women. Sure, men are celebrated in ballet. Baryshnikov was a legendary break out danseur but it was never a wholly male focused thing. The greatest legends of ballet are women. So like anything that is largely dominated by women, Troons want to change it. Co-opt it. Steal it. But they can't. Because biology doesn't give a shit. They will never have the grace or beauty to dance like women do because they are men. Nature says no.

But saints alive. That ugly man baby elephant stomping around in his sparkly LARP tutu with his piss poor foot work and ungainly coordination dictating what a centuries old art form should do is laughable.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Which raises the obvious question: If autistic pooners with mental health issues end up as homeless, unable to take care of themselves and becoming productive members of society, then what the fuck in the point with letting them poon out and “affirming” them?!

This is how it works with all trans people. You start out with some unwashed, autistic case of failure-to-launch. They discover being trans and declare that they reason they fail at life is because they’ve been “living inauthentically.” Then they troon or poon out and declare that their continued failure is due to transphobia and CPTSD. Then they get some disillusioned doctor to diagnose them with some “invisible disability.”

Speaking of which, here is a tranny stating that ballet should include ballerinas that aren’t waif like to include people like him. Bulky trans women are so much better than those little women dancing gracefully on their tippy toes, dontcha know?

But male ballet dancers are muscular. They have to be, because they have to carry women around like they weigh nothing and keep right on dancing. But this raises another point - how does this enormous brickhon expect anyone to be able to lift him?

The obvious solution would be for “Rebecca” (not her real name because her life is in danger even though she participated in a documentary and wants to be on stage) to devise his own ballet for troons that can cater to their size, possibly incorporating a crane. But then he wouldn’t be able to share a dressing room with a bunch of lithe young women.

 

[glass_houses]

This must be that 'Trans Euphoria' we hear so much about.

This is where "trans affirming mental health care" really, really fucks up. Instead of cognitive therapy aimed at teaching someone to... well, not accept their body, but at least tolerate it enough to make self care possible, trans affirming therapy just reinforces the dysphoria and hatred. Someone who suffers catastrophic injury or disfigurement that cannot be fully surgically repaired or augmented doesn't get told, "It's absolutely okay if you never want to see or touch your own body or never leave the house again. It's other people's fault that you feel like you don't have a place in the world," because that's not only raging malpractice, it's just reinforcing that there's nothing you can do to get your life back and that wallowing in misery is a legitimate way to live... which is not good for anyone, regardless of circumstances.

Imagine telling someone who's been born with cerebral palsy into a loving family of high achieving sportsmen, that it's healthy and normal to hate and loathe your otherwise amazingly kind and supportive parents and siblings because they were born into bodies that didn't have cerebral palsy, and that there is no reason to try to improve your capacity and celebrate what you can do. Just hate, hate, hate, and blame the ones around you for existing and resent their achievements.

Telling someone that they will only ever be happy by becoming a completely person physically and mentally is just fucked up. Instead of saying, "Life isn't perfect and sometimes it really, really sucks, but you need to make peace with your limitations and live the best life you can because that's the way it is," the world is telling unhappy kids and narcisstic adults that ultimate happiness lies in cutting chunks off of their body.

Some things can be changed, some things can't, and what's in each category varies wildly from individual to individual.

But the one thing can't be changed by anyone is their sex. Superficial physical non functional alterations don't count. If you have body dyphoria, it's not going to go away with just one more cosmetic nose job. Your nose isn't the problem. Shaving yet another strip of cartilage off of the tip will not fix the voices in your brain.

Male ballerinas are already very muscular and strong, and from that video he sounds like a proper bloke lol.

There are "comedy" tropes of male dancers who perform female roles in drag. Yeah, it's funny and meant to make you laugh, and indeed it does... but when you stop watching the performance and start watching the performers, you see just how much hard work it is to force dense male muscle and bone to do routines that were developed around the female body's different capabilities.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

TIL ballet is when faggots in dresses wave their arms around menacingly

 

[Positron]

If they really really want, Cinderella's stepsisters are typically danced by men.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Male ballerinas are already very muscular and strong, and from that video he sounds like a proper bloke lol.

In the USA there is a troupe of cross dressing male ballerinas (The Trockaderos -- note the spelling) that has been around for decades. It's a very gay thing, but they are not trans. Show over, costume comes off. Just like the old blackface minstrels were not still pretending to be black after the show was over.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

so is this also why fat people are known for smelling bad? Either way there goes my appetite till monday.

It's not just bathing which yes is an issue if a morbidly obese person doesn't clean between their fat folds and use something like Gold Bond Powder the motion of moving around will cause friction in the folds and cause a rash which will stink if not treated.

 

[Pronoun Party]

This is where "trans affirming mental health care" really, really fucks up. Instead of cognitive therapy aimed at teaching someone to... well, not accept their body, but at least tolerate it enough to make self care possible, trans affirming therapy just reinforces the dysphoria and hatred. Someone who suffers catastrophic injury or disfigurement that cannot be fully surgically repaired or augmented doesn't get told, "It's absolutely okay if you never want to see or touch your own body or never leave the house again. It's other people's fault that you feel like you don't have a place in the world," because that's not only raging malpractice, it's just reinforcing that there's nothing you can do to get your life back and that wallowing in misery is a legitimate way to live... which is not good for anyone, regardless of circumstances.

Thanks for the line about "not acceptance, but tolerance." I see a lot of ignorant people talk about how cognitive behavioral therapy is evil because it's "gaslighting yourself into accepting things" and... it's not, though. A huge part of CBT is just about learning how to regulate and put into proper perspective feelings of unhappiness and dissatisfaction so tiny things don't consume your entire existence, like we see happen so often with troons and pooners. Meanwhile, the trans movement is flat-out anti-CBT. It outright encourages catastrophic thinking, splitting, generalizing, etc. "Why yes, your whole life WILL fall apart over a single comment you overheard! Everyone IS out to get you!"

But it's more fun and dramatic to be the constantly oppressed victim than to rein back and go "hey, maybe things aren't so bad after all and I need to break some harmful mental habits" so these people will never change.

Edit: I wasn't done. It's also anti-CBT because a huge tenet of CBT is "just because you feel something doesn't necessarily make it true." This claim is absolutely antithetical to the whole trans movement, which believes that if you feel anything it is TRUTH and your AUTHENTIC SELF. Things that feel good to you are automatically morally right and things that feel bad are morally wrong. So go ahead and blow up your marriage! The spinny skirts must be good, because they feel good! It's toddler-level interpretation of the world that's somehow ballooned into an entire movement.

 

[judegdubey]

Male ballerinas are already very muscular and strong, and from that video he sounds like a proper bloke lol.

I dunno what you mean, he sounded like a god honest woman to me...

Looks like! There just is no contest on who is better.



But if he is regarded as a male dancer then he can’t awkwardly interpretive dance while wearing all the tutus : (

Are you trying to imply it's just a seedy fetish??


No wonder poor Rebecca fears for his life!!


In all seriousness I bet it's just one more female changing room their trying to get in. After all any troon wannabe ballet dancer I've had the displeasure of seeing certainly don't move like the used to perform as a male ballet dancer, almost seems like a brand-new hunting ground hobby for them.

You also have to be of a certain mindset to enjoy being around blue collar men for the rest of your life. Even an actually male autist would be unlikely to make it in the industry.

100% I've seen plenty of non autists vanish off site because they couldn't cope, some gender special would have a melt down before the first cuppa has even been drunk let alone any work actually started. Theirs almost never any malice to it but if you can't take plenty of piss taking and preferably give it back trade work ain't the right line of work.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Sit down folks, I have a tale of retardation to tell you…

Imagine if you will… A dead bedroom! But not any dead bedroom.

The relationship is still new, the bedroom is inhabited by two gay men. They both want to get dicked down. So what is the issue?

Well…

This is hilarious. Two straight women, wondering why they don’t want to have lesbian sex.

I honestly wonder if the OP is actually a lesbian, but dealing with a straight woman, either is possible.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

This is rather late, but I’ve seen troons say some vicious things about cis women. Like, it’s just incel rhetoric behind the trans woman label. The way they talk about being violently jealous is scary. The way they try to cope by talking about how superior they are to women. All of these are just

Honestly, yes. I was in college some time before Clown World became what it is today, and had two very effeminate male classmates who referred to one another using female pronouns, so I guess they were trans even though they never asked anyone to play along (good ole days). By themselves they were fine, but when they got together... I will never forget listening to them talk about how having a daughter must be the worst thing in the world, because they were 'so filthy'. Monthly bleeding, chances to get pregnant, etc. Years later, when incels became a thing, I realized I had heard some of their talking points from two very, very, very gay men.

But this raises another point - how does this enormous brickhon expect anyone to be able to lift him?

I suspect Rebecca knows it's impossible, and it all just goes back to wanting to trans kids. After all, don't ballerinas start as young as 4 or 5? So the only way to get a 'real' (lmao) tranny ballerina would be to ruin a boy up long before puberty.

To the ones that know proper ballet: how is training different between male and female ballerinas? I assume subjecting a little boy to a ballerina's training regime would still result in a muscular, obviously-male dancer and not the perfect example of feminity trannies think they were denied.

 

[The Un-Clit]

To the ones that know proper ballet: how is training different between male and female ballerinas? I assume subjecting a little boy to a ballerina's training regime would still result in a muscular, obviously-male dancer and not the perfect example of feminity trannies think they were denied.

I don't know very much about ballet, but I do know that the male and female dancers have completely different roles to play in the performances, and thus receive completely different training to work on different muscle groups for the moves they have to do.

For example: girls will be trained to be able to stand 'en pointe' or on the tips of their toes, requiring specific foot and leg muscle and balance training. Males will not be expected or trained to do this, but will do strength and muscle broadening exercises for the chest and arms to be able to lift and balance a performer above their heads and keep them there that females will not be expected or trained to do.

But gender is just a social construct, y'awl.

 

[Law]

Years later, when incels became a thing, I realized I had heard some of their talking points from two very, very, very gay men.

Gay men are still men, and can be just as misogynistic as straight men. I think the gay couple who went to court after purchasing a baby via surrogacy because they wanted to legally erase the baby's mother and create a "motherless family" are a good example of this. Women who believe that a man is a harmless precious angel cause he likes the pole and not the hole are deluded.

Would she refuse a hetero woman's money?

Of course not. She jangles a digital alms cup on GoFundMe.

She'll wither away looking for handouts, getting fatter and fatter until her liver and pancreas give out. Guaranteed she's not making it past 35.

She got everything she wanted. But what she wanted wasn't what she needed.
Instead of lawsuits and talk shows her parents should've steered her towards occupational therapy, but I think they were tricked by trans ideology as much as she was. She kind of reminds me of the blond guy from "I Am Jazz" who got tossed to the side and got increasingly more depressed. Noelle I think.

The article also mentions that several of the students who bullied her in high school now identify as trans themselves. I am not surprised at all that the men who threatened to beat up an autistic girl in high-school digivolved into rage-hons.

I hope that people seeing what actually happened to the trans-kid celebrities from 10 years ago stops more people from jumping on the trans train. You're not gonna be a sparkly drag-race celebutante, you're gonna be homeless. All the sycophants who gassed you up at the start of your gender journey aren't gonna be there for you when the journey ends.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

But this raises another point - how does this enormous brickhon expect anyone to be able to lift him?

If he had even 0.1% realistic expectations, he wouldn't pretend to be a ballerina in the first place. As always it will end up with him bullying women and girls around him to validate him and be unpaid extras in his clownshow. And he will throw a pissbaby tantrum whenever they don't center him in everything they do.

 

[Syikeblade]

Found a post about a series of screenshots talking about how straight men don't date trans women.










And of course the comments are coping by comparing themselves to black people, I'm tired of gays always trying to compare their community to black people. They choose this lifestyle and to look and be treated like freaks.

I know I've said this multiple times but it never stops being funny how entitled gaycels are towards straight men. I wouldn't be surprised if one tried to physically rape a man.

 

[Vampirella]

Speaking of which, here is a tranny stating that ballet should include ballerinas that aren’t waif like to include people like him. Bulky trans women are so much better than those little women dancing gracefully on their tippy toes, dontcha know?

As someone that took ballet and stopped because I became too tall at 5'7", good luck troon.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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And of course the comments are coping by comparing themselves to black people, I'm tired of gays always trying to compare their community to black people. They choose this lifestyle and to look and be treated like freaks.

I know I've said this multiple times but it never stops being funny how entitled gaycels are towards straight men. I wouldn't be surprised if one tried to physically rape a man.

lol this is such cope. This guy is obviously gay so he wouldn’t understand it but straight men are attracted to fertility on a subconscious level even if they don’t want kids. That doesn’t literally mean they’re thinking about some chicks uterus and ovaries while they plow her though but autism lol. Gay dudes asking other gay dudes about the minutiae of the preferences and habits of straight men is wild.

The straight trans girls sub is great though. It’s basically half, “I never disclose and I’ve not been found out yet, I’d rather die! I hook up with at least two guys a week and I have no complaints!” And half, “do you think if I met a straight guy under mercury retrograde on a Tuesday that he would stop thinking about ovaries every time he gets hard? Let’s analyze this anon YouTube comment together sisters!”

 

[Anasa Tristis]

you need to make peace with your limitations and live the best life you can because that's the way it is

That's unacceptable blasphemy against everything in 21st Century First World Life. Limits? Limits are for suckers and losers. Limits aren't even for kids anymore. The State will gladly run interference for them against their parents. Come to think of it, the Market will too. Gladly.

Gavin Grimm

That read like one big GoFundMe.

At 15 she was a chubby cheeked poster child for the Just Want to Pee Cause. Now she's an abandoned, quivering, neckbearded blob of genderspecial experience unable to attend school, hold a job, or afford an apartment. With nothing on the horizon but cashing gibs checks and making doctor appointments. Reeing to sympathetic journoscum. And the death of her beloved kitty. I guess moving back home and/or dropping a bit of that ghastly weight isn't an option? Not even for starters?

Grimm says he sees voting for Democrats as “harm reduction”, but he’s disillusioned with mainstream liberals who refuse to take bold, proactive steps to fight back against the GOP’s culture war.
The Republican national convention was rife with cruel attacks on trans people. The Democratic convention, however, largely avoided the topic of trans rights, and no trans person spoke.

Oh, Gav. The tranny rights trend has run out of steam. Your Dem champions have pivoted to quietly housing and bribing illegals on the taxpayer dime because they're a better long term investment for the party.

“This system is built specifically to ensure the status quo continues, that people like me are disenfranchised, underrepresented and never have full equality under the law,” Grimm says. “But I know that what I did was important. Even though the system is not going to serve our ultimate liberation, it is what we have in place right now.”

I do wish the journoscum had asked her to go into some details there. What exactly does "full equality" mean to you, Pooner? A full free ride on a rainbow pony? How about that "ultimate liberation"? Could that mean never having any limits?

 

[glass_houses]

I do wish the journoscum had asked her to go into some details there. What exactly does "full equality" mean to you, Pooner? A full free ride on a rainbow pony? How about that "ultimate liberation"? Could that mean never having any limits?

I can answer that question for you:

It's the exact same badly thought out, half baked muddle of socialism/marxism/communism/wealth redistribution that SJWs usually vomit, with additional chunks of "I want to be able to do exactly what I want at all times with no one telling me it's inappropriate and to stop" and "People saying that it's on me to change my life if I'm unhappy are mean" and "Stop telling me that it's time to get a job, your life is easy, you've never struggled ever, you're so ablest".

She's one of those morons who genuinely thinks the world's problems would be fixed tomorrow if all the billionaires gave away their money. She's been so completely insulated from the real world and hyper sensitised to any form of discomfort that she can't cope with being alive, and so spoiled and socially stunted that she can't deal with anyone who refuses to tell her how wonderful she is five times an hour.