Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I heard there was some kinda leak, is there a good post going over it or something?

 

[Squawking Macaw]

All those mean mega evolution descriptions are from gen 7. They cut all of those right out in LGPE.

We know. The point is that gen 7's mega dex entries are pointlessly edgy.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Going to go back to /vp/ and see what I can find
Already got something juicy, a download of several early HGSS builds.

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Get it while it's hot, you never know when jewgle will pull the plug.
I've seen this, so now you do too

Spoiler

 

[anliteralidiot]

Man, I hope there's more Mega Jynx found. The cry for it was datamine from Home years ago, but that's it. If it got as far as getting a cry, how far did it get visually...

 

[30+GameOvers]

Here is a video of the early HGSS prototype in action. It is VERY early on, you can see Ethan and a following Pokemon but the game takes place in Jubilife City/Sinnoh

https://gofile.io/d/UoAQIM

Someone drew the fat monkey(a superior design in my opinion)

Same energy as

Prototype of Entralink, called "Imperial Castle" at the time

Google doc/Article with everything known about the early Hoenn dex so far:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/e/2PACX-1vRAy3tf-4dVHvgkBeQIBU6MBNkItVyzjAoEe4b_DkOIIgGwYKqdm1khDY4Jhvqeo1nycgUbKx635EYp/pubhtml?gid=657668227&single=true&pli=1

https://tcrf.net/Development:Pok%C3%A9mon_Ruby_and_Sapphire/Pok%C3%A9mon_Data

Here is a render error shown off as an example for GF employees for Gen 6. The better looking one is supposed to be the error btw


Very strange test map for BW, not sure what to say here

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Forgive me, are you confusing me with someone else? I do not recall mentioning a chart.

i was responding to some other nerd and misunderstood. my bad.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Tonight... You...

 

[Archeops]

/vp/ made an interesting find in the leak.

Spoiler: Translation by /vp/

Sugimori: "I don't care about the truth behind someone's death. I want the protagonist to survive."

Iwao: "The focus is too much on human characters; it’s always about human characters no matter what. It's not an anime, but even in the main promotions, TPC seems to focus on human characters. I'm always concerned that Pokémon is being left aside. I want proper promotion of the excitement in the Pokémon world. Honestly, I want to know what the scriptwriters think about our feedback, rather than the current TPC staff. The staff can only say 'we will improve,' so I want to know what the writers truly think."

Sugimori: "GF doesn't care about attracting female customers."

Matsunomiya: "It's the other way around. You should make something interesting as Pokémon first and then consider attracting female customers."

Iwao: "Even if we want to attract female customers, the current plans are half-baked in many ways."

Sugimori: "I don't care about bromance; isn't 'the bond between humans and Pokémon is precious' much better? Doing that would give meaning to using Pokémon."

Apparently a few GF employees (Sugimori, Iwao, and Matsunomiya) aren't happy about how the human characters are getting bigger focuses in the games and they feel like the Pokémon are being sidelined.

Why not just sperg about the leaks and laugh, instead of getting mad about the sex...

Because, as it's been touched on earlier in the thread, furries and zoophiles will use this shit to justify their lunacy regardless of it being unreleased/beta content and claim that GF and TPC supports 'em until one of Pokémon's parent companies tells 'em to knock it off with legal threats.

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Tonight... You...

God-fucking-damn it, I actually chucked at this one.

 

[Gingervitis]

Honestly, I’m of two minds about the new lore drop. If it’s a woman, it’s the funniest shit I’ve read in a while. If it really is a troon as people are saying, it’s disgusting, and it should be fired and put on a sex offender registry for life, even knowing how taboo firing is in Japanese culture.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

Please keep him safe
Please keep him safe
Please keep him safe

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

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James got to enjoy those tig ol' biddies in the manga's ending.

>james
>into women
wow there really ISNT any sort of canon in this shit, is there

 

[Squawking Macaw]

I'm having trouble downloading the compiled builds from the Drive link. It keeps bitching that too many people are trying to access it at once.

Honestly, I’m of two minds about the new lore drop. If it’s a woman, it’s the funniest shit I’ve read in a while. If it really is a troon as people are saying, it’s disgusting, and it should be fired and put on a sex offender registry for life, even knowing how taboo firing is in Japanese culture.

It's a man. Not even a tranny, just your average Japanese man.

 

[Gingervitis]

It's a man. Not even a tranny, just your average Japanese man.

Still pretty based tbh

 

[mindlessobserver]

So, all that weird Pokémon "fan fiction" I have had the misfortune of running into on the Internet is officially canon?

 

[Sigmund Freud]

>you have to eat all the berries

 

[verymuchawful]

When's Typhlosion getting his own thread on the Farms?

 

[WEEKEND]

WTF? When I was a kid I wanted to fuck Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny but Pokefags see the literal fucking cat/plant/whatever monster and think "man I sure would like to put my dick in that."

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Pokefags see the literal fucking cat/plant/whatever monster and think "man I sure would like to put my dick in that."

So do people in-universe tbf.

 

[Slur.EXE]

low quality skitty opens its eyes in the leaks, love me some behind the scenes pokeman beytahs; my autisum is thriving.

(Total pokefucker death)

 

[Gingervitis]

Thinking about these a bit more- if a man wrote this, it wouldnt be a woman getting dicked down by Tysphlosion or Slaking. It would be a guy dicking down an attractive, humanoid pokemon like Gardevoir, Lopunny, or Medicham.

So do people in-universe tbf.

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