Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

this guy is gonna be completely bogged by the time he hits 40. he keeps having pieces of his face shaved off, in the hopes to look more like a woman, which has left him with a bizarre shiny foot-long forehead and giant teeth. he's so vain and self-obsessed i don't think he'll be able to stop altering his appearance and becoming uncannier.
 
A faithful adaptation of Manhunt, starring Toob or anyone else, would be fucking hilarious. It would absolutely contribute to a trans LOLocaust. Hell, if it had gotten moving when the book first came out, it'd be hitting theaters/streaming right about now and we'd probably wind up with President DeSantis via write-in vote.

As it stands, it might wind up sparking a bunch of 'We Owe JK Rowling an Apology' thinkpieces.

With Toob's acting chops, it might end up being a piece of enduring trash cinema like Plan 9 From Outer Space or The Room. Especially if he were cast as Fran, who is magically unclockable despite starting transition just before the apocalypse, even around TERFs who systematically find and kill transwomen. "Oh, yes, this broad-shouldered narrow-hipped strong-jawed odd-voiced lady is obviously and certainly one of us, right fellow vigilant tranny-murderers?"

He'd make a visually-appropriate Beth, who is described as being 6'2", 200lbs (though Choob would need a blond wig) - but it's not exactly affirming for him, since being a beefy gigahon is one of Beth's defining characteristics.

It really illustrates how important the visual component is for trans passing, where a voice that's practiced like Olly's will come across as fairly feminine when you're watching it come out of his mouth - but if you have one of his videos playing and you're looking at something else it just sounds like a high-pitched man's voice.
 
His face looks skeletal, like he's seriously malnourished, and yet he still has the same beefy, fridge-shaped torso. His appearance is as baffling as ever.


Sure, film buffs do. I know people who have a whole wall of Criterion Collection releases.

The only people who would buy this though are his troon followers.

I'm hoping this ends up getting pirated because the commentary track is going to be hilarious. This will be something his troon fans buy, take a picture of, and never watch.

It really shows you how Olly is Nebula's favorite - the Prince and the new short are the only "movies" they've made. I find it hard to believe that every other creator on there said "I don't want to make a short film, just cheap video essays filmed by whoever you have available."
 
Do people even buy blu-rays? I am baffled by this
Physical media is fucking important. Its why people hate the Nintendo lawyers trying to get rid of shit. Anyway, physical media as a whole is vital, just not this troon's stuff.

Also calling it now, he's gonna have AIDS or a clot or some sort of crippling disease.
 
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He'd make a visually-appropriate Beth, who is described as being 6'2", 200lbs (though Choob would need a blond wig) - but it's not exactly affirming for him, since being a beefy gigahon is one of Beth's defining characteristics.
I don't think his ego could handle it. I can't wait to see who they get who has an even bigger head and shoulders than choob. Or maybe they're smaller but everyone keeps talking about how big they are - that would be hilarious too.
 
Did Chube really get bucal fat removal, the cosmetic procedure no one seems able to pull off?
We've speculated before that he's had it done, but it could also be Ozempic-fuelled weight loss, or bone shaving, or some combination of all the above.
 
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Motherfucker looks like Sweet William from Sharpe.
 
He doesn't really have any solution either.
He should collab with fellow has-been troon Jim Sterling. He also loves endlessly complaining while never providing a practical solution to his grievances.
Except for the nudes thing. What the hell?
Let's not pretend we don't know exactly why a predatory gay like Olly brought up his nudes in a video, apropos of nothing.
He looks like a Spitting Image puppet.
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Physical media is fucking important. Its why people hate the Nintendo lawyers trying to get rid of shit. Anyway, physical media as a whole is vital, just not this troon's stuff.

Also calling it now, he's gonna have AIDS or a clot or some sort of crippling disease.
I wonder how many copies they’re making. Could be like 10. Collector’s item.
 
I mean, considering physical media is mostly a collectors item these days and trannies tend to be giant consoomers, I'd say it's not the worst idea.
Getting a flashback to someone with a thread on this site offering his YouTube videos on VHS as a Patreon reward and only not going through it because of laziness.
 
predatory gay like Olly
Come on, now. Choobs's Choob only gets hard for Choob, which is why he's infatuated with the only person who ever agreed to dress up as a rich american trophy wife for him. And successful women in the entertainment business whom he fantasizes about Choobalo Choobing into skinsuits.
 
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