DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

This fuckhead is pulling the "I was only pretended to be retarded" thing again to cover his ass. All so he could laugh and get a boner over seeing PPP's hairless gut.

Hey Phil, if it was all a joke, why did you ban everyone who complained?

Of course he skips right at the moment he can no longer lie about how it's not his fault...

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Of course he skips right at the moment he can no longer lie about how it's not his fault...

Remember: he said that he never watched the video before.

As soon as he realizes that doordash brings his bank account into the reds. And just imagine his spending spree when the paycheques arrive. This retard has never heard of budgeting. Heck remember his "I have saved my money I haven't splurged it" back in his good old Machinima days? Yeah he "saved" it. Saved it to buy dumb statues and clutter his condo

Funny how you should mention his paycheques:

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Poor Troublesome, his 140ZAR aka $8 superchats, $30 tips and 100$ tip to get the krabby patty goal locked in wasn't enough for Phil to get up from his ass, drive to Wendy's and get the meal for him.

RIP 2023 - 2024. Thanks for stopping by at least for a little bit and do come back with a better name, nigger.

 

[Elbe]

Time is a flat circle....

May 19 2022 Criterion Collection

 

[detractorzer0]

Phil's constant need to lie is really fascinating. It comes in to play no matter how much worse it makes the situation. "It was all part of the plan," sounds good when you're trying to act like you just outsmarted your enemies, but it leaves your genuine viewers and fans looking stupid (er) because they weren't in on it. He's admitted that he will lie if the truth means the detractors are right, and that's so fucking childish it's insane.

At this point PPP has no reason not to keep him around. The retard is so starved for friendship that he'll accept any form of abuse of its done with a smile. Infinite content.

 

[johnkimble123]

Yeah we're back to the "thanks for the big Twitch/Youtube member bomb but" garbage.
We also got the "you're not allowed to talk about streamer's money" while he simultaneously mentioned money about 100 times last night. As a viewer I don't give a flying fuck when you get paid. Not my problem bitch.

Some gold from last night:
Post-Youtube recording, Post-Kick raid beg (fixed)

Viewer asks Phil about the $1300 he made on Saturday night in memberships, Phil tries twice to give him a prestream explanation of "Phil smart you dumb" and does the only thing he's ever known how to do, ban & run away like a pussy.

Also Phil, while yes it would be rude in most cases to ever ask a streamer about their income, you're definitely the exception. Here's a deal, people won't ask about your income if you didn't beg & cry poor like a bitch, sound good?

Phil, I know you will be surprised about this, since 1) you haven't had a regular job in a decade plus and your whale downstairs can't hold a job for more than a year, but people get paid a wage from their job, and there is a period between when they work and when they get paid. So 99.999% of people have to do this thing called... budgeting. This is so they don't run out of money between checks and have to then beg like a filthy piece of shit like you. When somebody goes to work on Monday, they aren't paid on Tuesday.

The reason why people track your money Phil is because of this. We know you made, as you'd say, 5 figures of bank in August & September. We know you never leave the house, have literally no expenses outside of your mortgage, and (shouldn't) have massive unsecured debt even 4 years out of a bankruptcy. Heck, you shouldn't even be in tax hell because that was Old Phil being a moron not paying taxes not new Phil. So having all that knowledge, crying about "liquidity" and having cash barely 3 weeks out of a time where you probably made 2-3x your normal income, it's kinda bullshit bud.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Time is a flat circle....

May 19 2022 Criterion Collection

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Speaking of time being a flat circle these new segments of where he dragoons the YT dents to put in more support or he'll just move to Kick full time is reminiscent of when he first rejoined Twitch several years ago and as such I wouldn't be surprised if this time next year Youtube becomes "just an archive" again.

 

[Elbe]

Some gold from last night:
Post-Youtube recording, Post-Kick raid beg

No sound on that first video.

(We need a 'Technical Issues' reaction emoji like a spanner or something)

 

[strandedcastaway]

Someone mentioned how fast Phil switched to Kick and was ready to leave his YouTube dents behind. He can do that because his word means nothing and he's empty inside. He wants money, and he lies as often as he breathes, so what do more lies and contradictions matter? If you question it, get banned, you were a detractor all along.

He spent a decade hating drama streamers and calling them the scum of the earth. Gets some money from drama, and he's now desperately trying to become a drama streamer.

Goes on endlessly about how detractors tried to harm his family and family is everything. Kino Casino called his wife (and him) fat and a bunch of other things...but he can make a buck off their dents so none of it matters. They can call him an idiot to his face, he takes it and comes back for more because he needs money (and friends, but he has to know they're not his friends...doesn't he?).

 

[johnkimble123]

No sound on that first video.

(We need a 'Technical Issues' reaction emoji like a spanner or something)

I did nothing wrong I did everything right. Also it's fixed now.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

The thing about the move to kick is that he's not even using it to its full potential because he still wants that YT money.

A platform like Kick with laxer TOS would allow him to get away with the kind of shit he used to do back when YT was 'the wild west,' but because he's so concerned with YT he won't take advantage of it and do exclusive content that wouldn't be allowed on other platforms, so it's more of the same boring slop except now it's split between two platforms. It's dumb.

 

[Self Felted Felt]

The thing about the move to kick is that he's not even using it to its full potential because he still wants that YT money.

A platform like Kick with laxer TOS would allow him to get away with the kind of shit he used to do back when YT was 'the wild west,' but because he's so concerned with YT he won't take advantage of it and do exclusive content that wouldn't be allowed on other platforms, so it's more of the same boring slop except now it's split between two platforms. It's dumb.

Nailed it, he is not taking advantage of the platform in the "creative" sense whatsoever. It's the same content as before, yet somehow with even more begging now

 

[Malakim Phoros]

I found something interesting while watching the react restream. There was a 40k video that phil didnt really watch, but he spent a lot of time telling his audience that they shouldnt make fun of the guy building a mini since he makes videos and money with it. Not that its his hobby and he enjoys it. Just goes to show how utterly joyless phil is and how everything has to be a path to try and milk money out of his audience.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

This insane saga really makes me miss our old regulars who left in the exodus like actually and PoP

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

they should make fun of the guy building a mini

Coming from Phail, who has brought up building donated Lego sets on-camera, that's stunningly stupid.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Speaking of time being a flat circle these new segments of where he dragoons the YT dents to put in more support or he'll just move to Kick full time is reminiscent of when he first rejoined Twitch several years ago and as such I wouldn't be surprised if this time next year Youtube becomes "just an archive" again.

The thing about the move to kick is that he's not even using it to its full potential because he still wants that YT money.

A platform like Kick with laxer TOS would allow him to get away with the kind of shit he used to do back when YT was 'the wild west,' but because he's so concerned with YT he won't take advantage of it and do exclusive content that wouldn't be allowed on other platforms, so it's more of the same boring slop except now it's split between two platforms. It's dumb.

Yeah, I wonder if once the PG drama runs out of steam he pivots to hard R (for “racism”!) drama and becomes 100% Kick streamer. Then in a few years—okay 6 months, as things move fast nowadays—he commences an apology tour and starts talking about all the things he said about LTG are in the past and we’re wrong to dwell.

 

[Jang Joo]

I figured he would alienate his core audience but this is a little more violent than I anticipated. He really expects them to wholesale move to another platform and double their investment in him. LMAO. It's a beautiful trainwreck, I can't stop looking.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"Hey Phil, where did all the money go?"

 

[johnkimble123]

I figured he would alienate his core audience but this is a little more violent than I anticipated. He really expects them to wholesale move to another platform and double their investment in him. LMAO. It's a beautiful trainwreck, I can't stop looking.

You have to laugh at the balls of somebody to keep adding revenue sources and expecting revenue there as well as the original places too.

It's like if somebody opened 5 sandwich shops on the same block, and expected exponentially more revenue.

 

[Bawbag]

The Krabby Patty hustle is so blatant I can't help but admire it. You know every cent of that went on DFTR Hogan pulls to make up for whaling on his new stream account.