Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

Replicant Sasquatch said:
Even that has more value than a Beyonce class. At least you'd learn a bit of actual cultural history from reading that old Pompeii graffiti.
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Don't forget about that Egyptian frog god that everyone associates with Pepe. Even ancient Kek murals have more cultural value than Beyonce videos.
 
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Yeah that kind of happens when you threaten to publicly execute your students during class.

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What gets me is that this dude doesn't realize he's being given a chance here. The fact that they're knocking on his door rather than breaking it down is proof enough of that. Anyone with a tiny shred of social awareness knows that this is where you hang your head, admit what an asshole you were being, say you're sorry for scaring people, and promise never to do anything like this again. If you can't even play along with society to that extent? Maybe you are a little unhinged, and maybe the feds should keep an eye on you, just in case.

And ironically, it's his white privilege that's even giving him this chance to escape with a slap on the wrist. If he had a stereotypical mile-long Arabic name he'd probably be halfway to Guantanamo by now.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Yeah that kind of happens when you threaten to publicly execute your students during class.

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he's getting a lawyer now instead of when the cops showed up.

I know the gays have a fabulous collection of Beyonce .gifs that would probably be perfect right now, but I can only give a :story: to this news.
 
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Maiden-TieJuan said:
Is this guy's class featured in a Pop Culture curriculum? I can't honestly believe that any Uni would allow this to be a seriously regarded class. Anything that requires you to watch Real World as part of it'so class requirements HAS to be a joke, right? Right? Please?
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Don't underestimate how far from grace the American university system is falling.
 
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Lulz this guy is so pathetic that it's delicious. At this point, if he were smart, he'd stop chimping out on Twitter. He already should have lawyered the fuck up, back when they put that psych hold on him. That's a no-brainer. Somehow, I don't think the FBI is going to be impressed by his "wokeness."
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Wow gee man I can't believe that tenured faculty wouldn't choose to crucify themselves so that a part-time employee can continue telling his white students that he's going to genocide them!

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I really hope this amazing retard ends up assaulting an officer or something to "take a stand" or whatever. I can see no other end to this insanity.
 
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Jan_Hus said:
Lulz this guy is so pathetic that it's delicious. At this point, if he were smart, he'd stop chimping out on Twitter. He already should have lawyered the fuck up, back when they put that psych hold on him. That's a no-brainer. Somehow, I don't think the FBI is going to be impressed by his "wokeness."
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Unbelievable. He actually thinks he's the kid dancing in front of a line of riot police in the Formation video.
 
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