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I remember reading about this guy a while back. The best part of it all is that Anthos is the name of some sort of transformer/pirate/furry mary sue that he RPed as on FurAffinity. The red trenchcoat, hat, and sword are supposed to be part of dressing up as said character. At least one of the pictures of said character was a shitty edit of some Devil May Cry fanart.
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Why am I suddenly getting A-Log flashbacks? Could it be the awkward angle of that camera? Or maybe his reading(looking?) off the computer monitor? I honestly don't know, and it's kind of creepy.

But if there's one thing I give this guy, it's that his jacket's pretty bitchin'. Not that I'd wear it mind you, but still, pretty bitchin'.
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The jacket is wasted on him.
 
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UnwiseKhan said:
I remember reading about this guy a while back. The best part of it all is that Anthos is the name of some sort of transformer/pirate/furry mary sue that he RPed as on FurAffinity. The red trenchcoat, hat, and sword are supposed to be part of dressing up as said character. At least one of the pictures of said character was a shitty edit of some Devil May Cry fanart.
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Looking at the art of his character, they include: a sparkle wolf, MLP unicorn, Lucario, and the Na'vi from Avatar.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
That's actually how I found out about him. Though I never remember A-Log sending letters to Chris. Hell, I'm pretty sure Chris never even knew of the guy (A-Log, not Anthros).
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Chris wouldn't know of A-Log unless the latter tried to send him a letter or someone gave Chris a link to one of A-Log's rants. As for Anthos, one would wonder what he is doing now. Perhaps he decided to try and ignore the trolls and stop being a "troll-buster" or "troll-medic" while doing whatever else it is like RPing and such.
 
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You can say a lot of things about Chris but I'm pretty sure him being out in public with the gay trucker outfit and muscle bra is less gay than that get-up. He might as well just get a Thomas the Train tattoo on his forehead.
 
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A-Stump said:
You can say a lot of things about Chris but I'm pretty sure him being out in public with the gay trucker outfit and muscle bra is less gay than that get-up. He might as well just get a Thomas the Train tattoo on his forehead.
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Next thing Anthos would add to his get-up is a cutie mark from My Little Pony. The guy is a fan of the show.
 
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c-no said:
Chris wouldn't know of A-Log unless the latter tried to send him a letter or someone gave Chris a link to one of A-Log's rants. As for Anthos, one would wonder what he is doing now. Perhaps he decided to try and ignore the trolls and stop being a "troll-buster" or "troll-medic" while doing whatever else it is like RPing and such.
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I am kinda surprised that no one did though. I would have loved to see the bitchfit between the two. And to watch A-Log's (already horrible) credibility go further down the shitter.

As for Anthros, who knows? I guess he may have outgrown it. But seeing as I never followed, nor really cared about, the guy. I'm not the one who could answer that.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
I am kinda surprised that no one did though. I would have loved to see the bitchfit between the two. And to watch A-Log's (already horrible) credibility go further down the shitter.

As for Anthros, who knows? I guess he may have outgrown it. But seeing as I never followed, nor really cared about, the guy. I'm not the one who could answer that.
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Yeah, there isn't much to say about Anthos other than that he is just some guy in a weird outfit that sent a letter to Chris and tried to be part of a group called the "troll busters". Outside of that, not much to be said of him.
 
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The Dude said:
Dear GodBear, that voice! It's like cats in heat mixed with forks scraping dinner plates and a little gravel in a garbage disposal all mixed into one.
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I first read that as "Cat in the Hat", but yeah, "cats in heat" is a much more accurate description. Though I think part of the issue is that microphone of his. 'Cause I'm pretty sure he abuses it like Chris does cameras.

Also, he looks like an illegitimate spawn of Borb. Anyone else notice this, or am I the first?
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
I first read that as "Cat in the Hat", but yeah, "cats in heat" is a much more accurate description. Though I think part of the issue is that microphone of his. 'Cause I'm pretty sure he abuses it like Chris does cameras.

Also, he looks like an illegitimate spawn of Borb. Anyone else notice this, or am I the first?
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Well she did sleep around.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
I first read that as "Cat in the Hat", but yeah, "cats in heat" is a much more accurate description. Though I think part of the issue is that microphone of his. 'Cause I'm pretty sure he abuses it like Chris does cameras.

Also, he looks like an illegitimate spawn of Borb. Anyone else notice this, or am I the first?
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I think you might be the first regarding illegitimate spawn of Borb. One thing I can say about Anthos is that he is like A-Log in one way. Both of them apparently are into incest (A-Log's fic has incest with two sisters *Just read the mock on Project AFTER or look up World's Luckiest Guy*, Anthos apparently has a drawing from a friend where his mechsona and the son of his mechsona are having some "quality father-son bonding").
 
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c-no said:
One thing I can say about Anthos is that he is like A-Log in one way. Both of them apparently are into incest.
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Of course :roll:, all the sickest lolcows are.

And I have read PA's riff on A-Log's "Fantasy-fic". Have to say I'm kinda shocked that it hasn't resumed yet. Then again, after seven chapters of incest, childhood bastardization and "six inch fox dick". I guess they knew when to quit.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Of course :roll:, all the sickest lolcows are.

And I have read PA's riff on A-Log's "Fantasy-fic". Have to say I'm kinda shocked that it hasn't resumed yet. Then again, after seven chapters of incest, childhood bastardization and "six inch fox dick". I guess they knew when to quit.
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The fact that Anthos would have that sort of image for his OC makes you wonder why. Why would he have his OC would do even his own son. Then again, Anthos' OC is a swashbuckling techno-organic autobot who would get all the ladies, be it furry, human, alien, and pony (since he is an MLP fan plus his OC has a unicorn form).

Yeah, PA does have a funny riff on A-Log's "World's Luckiest Guy" stories. I do hope the mocker resumes the riff.
 
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Is he still "trollbusting"?
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I don't think he is. He either could of given up or this image can tell us if he is doing this instead.
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I don't think this Shadowfire mean't "Hey Anthos, be a troll medic". I think Shadowfire mean't "Hey Anthos just ignore the trolls, don't give them attention". Also, one member of a forum points out something about his mental state. If people like this guy are familiar with how Anthos acts, well some would wonder if Anthos has a problem or something like that.

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c-no said:
The fact that Anthos would have that sort of image for his OC makes you wonder why. Why would he have his OC would do even his own son. Then again, Anthos' OC is a swashbuckling techno-organic autobot who would get all the ladies, be it furry, human, alien, and pony (since he is an MLP fan plus his OC has a unicorn form.)
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*sigh*, there's just no pleasing a Mary Sue now, is there?
 
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