Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Chelsea should be sponsored by Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

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"Shitty nerds ruin everything"

There's an SJW Facebook group called "i hate nerds" and it's basically full of SJW types getting buttmad because they get called out on their bullshit by people smarter than them - an entire community of Chelsea and her ilk.

It must be nice to suddenly decide that you want to do something weird and be able to drop everything and do that weird thing. Poor Chelsea is so oppressed.
 
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Shouldn't be hard to figure out where it is. As we saw in those recent videos, she's somehow connected to Joey Ryan who is based in SoCal and formed Pro Wrestling Guerrilla.

She's probably not going to last long (if she actually goes through training) since good cardio is kinda mandatory...and I don't think she has an athletic background she can draw from. And that's not even considering all the bumps she has to take in training, whether or not she's coordinated enough to be able to execute moves safely, whether or not that magnet she has implanted is going to cause her problems, etc.
 
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Hatoful Dandy said:
Shouldn't be hard to figure out where it is. As we saw in those recent videos, she's somehow connected to Joey Ryan who is based in SoCal and formed Pro Wrestling Guerrilla.

She's probably not going to last long (if she actually goes through training) since good cardio is kinda mandatory...and I don't think she has an athletic background she can draw from. And that's not even considering all the bumps she has to take in training, whether or not she's coordinated enough to be able to execute moves safely, whether or not that magnet she has implanted is going to cause her problems, etc.
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At least if she does, by some miracle, get through it then the old "SHE'S A CRACK WHORE!" chant from ECW can make a return.

But seriously, she would get eaten alive in pro wrestling and not by the men that I'm sure she will attempt to blame for her shortcomings. The women who are trying to make it take the business even more seriously than the men due to having fewer major opportunities and I don't imagine they would put up with her shit for long.
 
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Hellfire said:
Chelsea should be sponsored by Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

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Let's all hope for a Loser Leaves Town match right away

Hatoful Dandy said:
Shouldn't be hard to figure out where it is. As we saw in those recent videos, she's somehow connected to Joey Ryan who is based in SoCal and formed Pro Wrestling Guerrilla.

She's probably not going to last long (if she actually goes through training) since good cardio is kinda mandatory...and I don't think she has an athletic background she can draw from. And that's not even considering all the bumps she has to take in training, whether or not she's coordinated enough to be able to execute moves safely, whether or not that magnet she has implanted is going to cause her problems, etc.
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Chances are she's just gonna become a "manager" aka wannabe standup comedian. Game industry people (if we're being generous enough to consider Zoe part of that) have been really obsessed with trying to break into wrestling over the past few years. Dan Ryckert from Giant Bomb even became an actual booked manager for a few months, and PAX holds "PAXamania" every year, which is some dumb thing where a bunch of fat game journalists pretend to pretend-fight based on their knowledge of watching WWE a few years ago.

This is just yet another example of Zoe trying to latch onto something like a parasite in order to get attention.
 
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Fully Interlocking Pieces said:
Let's all hope for a Loser Leaves Town match right away


Chances are she's just gonna become a "manager" aka wannabe standup comedian. Game industry people (if we're being generous enough to consider Zoe part of that) have been really obsessed with trying to break into wrestling over the past few years. Dan Ryckert from Giant Bomb even became an actual booked manager for a few months, and PAX holds "PAXamania" every year, which is some dumb thing where a bunch of fat game journalists pretend to pretend-fight based on their knowledge of watching WWE a few years ago.

This is just yet another example of Zoe trying to latch onto something like a parasite in order to get attention.
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So, she just changed her job title to 'ring rat'.

Fair enough.
 
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Fully Interlocking Pieces said:
Let's all hope for a Loser Leaves Town match right away


Chances are she's just gonna become a "manager" aka wannabe standup comedian. Game industry people (if we're being generous enough to consider Zoe part of that) have been really obsessed with trying to break into wrestling over the past few years. Dan Ryckert from Giant Bomb even became an actual booked manager for a few months, and PAX holds "PAXamania" every year, which is some dumb thing where a bunch of fat game journalists pretend to pretend-fight based on their knowledge of watching WWE a few years ago.

This is just yet another example of Zoe trying to latch onto something like a parasite in order to get attention.
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Even as a manager, you have to have some talent and charisma. Zoe's biggest strength has always been that she has a (easily accessible) vagina in areas where there isn't one around. Not exactly the next Bobby Heenan we're talking about. You also have to not outshine your talent that you are managing and, well, we've seen how poorly Zoe handles not being the center of attention.

I really can't stress enough how badly this transition will go for her. Like I said before, spots on cards for women are extremely competitive. In addition, unless you are a talent of the caliber of Shawn Michaels, the promoters and other workers won't put up with your toxic bullshit. Beyond that, it's very much a cosmetic business at the end of the day. Kind of a poor example given that if she gets through it she won't be booked on anything more than local gigs, but go look up all the women WWE has turned down over the years for not being attractive enough. Zoe doesn't hold a candle to any of them. There's so many reasons why this will fail and I honestly can't wait. Unlike the video game industry, the pro wrestling industry doesn't have any problem with airing someone's dirty laundry.
 
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Either she's just talking out her ass and is going to turn around and cry 'misogyny!' in order to get more cuckbux, or she's actually going to try and weasel her way into the wrestling biz. I'm going with the former because she knows that a lot of her influence comes from having a vag. and that can sway a lot of 30yr. old neckbeard virgins and betas. In wrestling she wouldn't be the only woman and she sure as hell wouldn't be the most attractive. So her trying to fuck her way to the top isn't going to work. She knows this.
 
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I dunno if theorising if she could make it in Wrestling is feasible, in the past shes had multiple opportunities to make it into the "big-time" but her "me,me,me" always sabotages it all. Like with the Game Jam TV show.
 
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