Okay, this fucking cake. I can’t not break this down.
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First off, look at the spread as a whole. There’s a White Claw stylishly placed in the corner, someone’s iPhone is right under the plastic cake tray.
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These pastries, well… at least someone cared enough to arrange them in straight lines instead of dumping them right out of the plastic Walmart bakery tub they came in.
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And speaking of the Walmart bakery…
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Just look at this thing. It looks so tiny and disappointing in the middle of this huge table. It’s lopsided. As Aaron pointed out, you can even see the cardboard peeking out from the bottom. There are Skittles (perhaps from the checkout line?) scattered on top with no rhyme or reason. And there, right on the tippy top, are dyed flowers, the cheapest kind money can buy.
This entire wedding spread was bought at a grocery store.