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Woah... is it just me or is she just completely fucking unhinged these past two streams?
Like, she has always been a rambling incoherent mess of a person, but in these IRL streams she seems even worse. Like, she's completely gone off the deep end. She cannot maintain a train of thought for even 5 seconds, she used to be slightly more capable than this in my opinion?

Plus, she's yelling at the top of her lungs at cars in public. Like, when she was sober and in public, she could AT LEAST seem like a normal person if you only looked at her for a couple of seconds. Now, she is full-on crazy cat lady mode shouting at passing cars for driving fast/not stopping at a stop sign in the Walmart parking lot.

Oh boy, if her designated drinking/pissing grounds are the exterior of Walmart now, I give it two weeks tops before she gets into an altercation with a customer there. Especially if she continues day-drinking, laughing like a dolphin and yelling at cars. I hope we get some random person punching her in the goiter before the cops inevitably show up and trespass her ugly ass.

Also, the way she spits is fucking disgusting. 10/10 woman material right there.
 
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Bifocal Lens said:
Woah... is it just me or is she just completely fucking unhinged these past two streams?
Like, she has always been a rambling incoherent mess of a person, but in these IRL streams she seems even worse. Like, she's completely gone off the deep end. She cannot maintain a train of thought for even 5 seconds, she used to be slightly more capable than this in my opinion?

Plus, she's yelling at the top of her lungs at cars in public. Like, when she was sober and in public, she could AT LEAST seem like a normal person if you only looked at her for a couple of seconds. Now, she is full-on crazy cat lady mode shouting at passing cars for driving fast/not stopping at a stop sign in the Walmart parking lot.

Oh boy, if her designated drinking/pissing grounds are the exterior of Walmart now, I give it two weeks tops before she gets into an altercation with a customer there. Especially if she continues day-drinking, laughing like a dolphin and yelling at cars. I hope we get some random person punching her in the goiter before the cops inevitably show up and trespass her ugly ass.

Also, the way she spits is fucking disgusting. 10/10 woman material right there.
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She's simply being herself bud, just less of a filter. I'd reckon her attitude at home has her parents aggressive, so wommart is all she has that's "peaceful".

I do have a genuine question for all the gorls/cobrahs here; HRH vs Jessica Messica, who's the more accurate person? Anyone who says Aunty Jessie will be executed by live-burial.
 
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Now he HAS to buy her a new bong. It's only 20 bucks Joshie.
I'm glad her new designated drinking/pissing/spitting place is the Walmart loading dock, at least she leaves her parents the fuck alone. I hope she gets he saggy ass in that bike and pedals while screaming. I missed yesterday's live, I wish I can catch some live rage today.

PS: I fucking hate watching NAL restreams with Auntie Jessie, unfortunately that thumb lady is the only one that stream snipes her.
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huh? notthehrh snipes her regularly and hardly says shit. chat is highly active too
 
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huh? notthehrh snipes her regularly and hardly says shit. chat is highly active too
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Thanks for the heads up, I'm watching her now. I usually watch her edits, but I wasn't aware she also sniped. Which is great, she barely speaks and isn't constantly trying to be funny. I'm glad I don't have to watch that thumb woman anymore. I don't think she's funny at all, plus she tries to squeeze every cent she can out of her viewers constantly. She even promoted her crypto shit once, I'm guessing it bombed completely since she doesn't bring it up anymore. Once someone in her chat called her a fat unemployed middle-aged woman just like NAL (which is pretty accurate) and she lost it for like 10 minutes. It was pretty funny tbh.

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I do have a genuine question for all the gorls/cobrahs here; HRH vs Jessica Messica, who's the more accurate person? Anyone who says Aunty Jessie will be executed by live-burial.
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I prefer to watch HRH's edits. I'm not sure how I stand on JM. She clearly has a lot of knowledge about NAL and has her own network of spies... but she just touches poop way to much for my taste. Plus, she keeps pausing her streams to speak her mind, it gets kind of annoying.
 
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Oh boy, if her designated drinking/pissing grounds are the exterior of Walmart now, I give it two weeks tops before she gets into an altercation with a customer there. Especially if she continues day-drinking, laughing like a dolphin and yelling at cars. I hope we get some random person punching her in the goiter before the cops inevitably show up and trespass her ugly ass.
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Inb4 public intoxication/drunken disorderly, assault and subsequent arrest
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WTF she's bringing up cobra's biological mother now..

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she's full psycho rn. "you haven't been to the hospital for your drinking yet.... but you will!"
"my mental illness effects ME and not other people, yours does" (LOL)
"my mental illness is family dysfunction related, I don't take it out on other people"
"who has it effected? ME. I don't take my family dysfunctions out on other people like YOU do just cause your mother LAURA abandoned and abused you with your step father mark! doesn't mean you can do it to me!"
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Bifocal Lens said:
I prefer to watch HRH's edits. I'm not sure how I stand on JM. She clearly has a lot of knowledge about NAL and has her own network of spies... but she just touches poop way to much for my taste. Plus, she keeps pausing her streams to speak her mind, it gets kind of annoying.
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JM comes off as a moron to me and I can’t really handle the commentary but I’ll occasionally still tune in
 
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"I don't take my mental illness out on other people. Yours affects your whole family!"

To quote PPP: whoooooaaaa buddy!
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Once someone in her chat called her a fat unemployed middle-aged woman just like NAL (which is pretty accurate) and she lost it for like 10 minutes. It was pretty funny tbh.
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Just a thumb-shaped NaL. She always gets pissy over it! I have to have had at least 4 accounts banned by now just because she's so thin-skinned.
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I prefer to watch HRH's edits. I'm not sure how I stand on JM. She clearly has a lot of knowledge about NAL and has her own network of spies... but she just touches poop way to much for my taste. Plus, she keeps pausing her streams to speak her mind, it gets kind of annoying.
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The pausing just to rant about nothing is extremely annoying, she doesn't think ahead at all and can barely form a speech so it's all disjointed and full of "uh, um, durr" shit but it is nice that she gives some proper backstory to it all.
JM has a good voice for this, HRH sounds like a retarded 4th grader, jM has some potential to be very succesful but she's unrefined. If she were a bit more clever she'd become mullato-metokur.
 
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Woah... is it just me or is she just completely fucking unhinged these past two streams?
Like, she has always been a rambling incoherent mess of a person, but in these IRL streams she seems even worse. Like, she's completely gone off the deep end. She cannot maintain a train of thought for even 5 seconds, she used to be slightly more capable than this in my opinion?

Plus, she's yelling at the top of her lungs at cars in public. Like, when she was sober and in public, she could AT LEAST seem like a normal person if you only looked at her for a couple of seconds. Now, she is full-on crazy cat lady mode shouting at passing cars for driving fast/not stopping at a stop sign in the Walmart parking lot.

Oh boy, if her designated drinking/pissing grounds are the exterior of Walmart now, I give it two weeks tops before she gets into an altercation with a customer there. Especially if she continues day-drinking, laughing like a dolphin and yelling at cars. I hope we get some random person punching her in the goiter before the cops inevitably show up and trespass her ugly ass.

Also, the way she spits is fucking disgusting. 10/10 woman material right there.
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You obviously missed her Pre-Cobra Walmart parking lot freak outs. Like when she shouted at a complete stranger to fuck their dad in the ass.
 
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You obviously missed her Pre-Cobra Walmart parking lot freak outs. Like when she shouted at a complete stranger to fuck their dad in the ass.
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Screaming in Wommart parking lots is one of her long-time hobbies. Also, she's responding to DM's on insta. Someone tried to give her advice and well....
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Gutterslut mode engaged, babydawl.
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AND THEN SHE SENT THIS PERSON THE UNEDITED FOOTAGE OF HER SUCKING OFF JOSH
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Completely unprompted.
 
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