Bad webcomics

[Ghostse]

I could have sworn I saw a post or something about that guy saying they were in an open relationship or something, but I can't find it.


With comics like this we know he's not getting laid any more. There is something that has always been off putting about this guys dialogue. Like if it hadn't been going on for so long I would have thought a lot of the comics were parodies or something.

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I know the "not before I have my coffee joke but if this had been a wife saying good morning to her husband and this happened people would say leave.

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This is just depressing.



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You forgot this comic. I've heard some people rightfully bitching about this comic but I don't know if any drama came from it.

Is this the SMBC guy or is did they both go to the same retard art school?

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Found in another thread, is this it?

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhahahahahhhhhahah
Literal soycuck.

 

[Peep Plops]

I swear kc green used to be somewhat funny but seems he's gone completely off the rails and is solely producing the most incomprehensible wacky zany shit imaginable these days. His twitter feed also reads like he's larping as a tiresome fyad faggot/weird twitter nigger. Seriously what is this shit?!

 

[Surfin Terf]

I swear kc green used to be somewhat funny but seems he's gone completely off the rails and is solely producing the most incomprehensible wacky zany shit imaginable these days. His twitter feed also reads like he's larping as a tiresome fyad faggot/weird twitter nigger. Seriously what is this shit?!

He doesn’t want to risk doing anything offensive

 

[Peep Plops]

He doesn’t want to risk doing anything offensive

I wish he risked doing something comprehensible.

 

[Level99Manchild]

Ellen is at it again.
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Lurkil's expectations are mostly reasonable. Reminder women are praised for doing this even if they're deadbeat losers..

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Found in another thread, is this it?

I don't know what's more pathetic: he admits to being a soyjak cuck in the relationship, or his wife's boyfriend might be a bigger, weaker faggot than Lunar if he can't open jars?

I swear kc green used to be somewhat funny but seems he's gone completely off the rails and is solely producing the most incomprehensible wacky zany shit imaginable these days. His twitter feed also reads like he's larping as a tiresome fyad faggot/weird twitter nigger. Seriously what is this shit?!

KC Green hasn't been funny since he went full sjw in 2015, but at least he made comprehensible shit back then. My guess is creatures are picky assholes over....something, but this is still a terrible comic.

 

[Anonitolia]

Alright, I'm finally going to effortpost about this creepy faggot trying to make a sympathetic comic about a transgender "system" hiding in a little kid's body.


I was going to blame this shit on the thirty-something troon involved in production, but it seems he's only doing background flats? Not a huge surprise given that Salt & Pepper has a LENGTHY track record of inserting gender shit into places that it doesn't belong throughout every single fucking comic she's made.


I guess I shouldn't have bothered with trying to pin it on the actual troon, anyways, given how the primary author responded to a question regarding opinions on the community:

"Black queer writings and feminism are my gospel," that's another quotation just begging to be thrown onto the random.txt pile.

I wasn't super aware of this since I haven't followed her stuff for a long while, but it seems like this is practically this author's trademark and seems to show up mostly in her Pokémon comics... those oriented towards the youngest audience. Despite her excessive use of content warnings for abuse and other contentious topics elsewhere, she consistently inserts adult topics into her Pokémon works without any tagging, warning, or mention of them in the comic descriptions.

Spoiler: off-topic dissection of this author's other, deceptively child-friendly works

From "Finding Your Roots": billed as an average Pokémon Nuzlocke comic with some type restrictions and no humans. This is the author's first and most popular comic and starts out completely free of any gender shit whatsoever. As the work goes on, though, it slowly creeps in, to the point that it's a relatively common theme by the second badge (several-hundred pages in). Still, it isn't nearly as big a thing here as it is in her other works.


From "Little Lapses": sold as a light adventure story between three childhood friends. In reality, the entire comic is consistently littered with themes about sexuality (starting as early as page 5 of the entire comic), to the point where a major component of these elementary-age kids' characters is who they want to bang or what gender they transitioned from. Worth noting that the trans kid is ALWAYS blushing when discussing the transition, as well.

Later into the comic, for about its final third, the trio of kids also get lost in the woods and begin having visceral mental breakdowns. They think they're in danger, so they begin crying and screaming at each other. One of the kids starts having thoughts about self-loathing, the other two cry about how their parents don't love them and how much the other kids in the group suck, and these elementary kids being in such intense emotional torment takes up nearly 10% of the entire comic. It's incredibly unfitting to the tone and really jarring, and just adds to the gross aura this entire comic gives off.
I could probably go into more detail about this one especially, but I won't since that isn't what this post is about and you can only say so much about a short story.

Back on topic: Pipe Up bills itself as an original work about two young children. The tags are clear this time, at least: it's tagged with basically ever LGBT tag comicfury has on offer, and there's a content warning before anything else.


However, the comic is genuinely insane.

Even now, in its very early stages (has barely left chapter 1), the dialogue doesn't fit the tone. Here's the first nine pages of it so that you can get a feel for what the author's intending.


Pastel colors, talking animals, high schoolish setting, jovial tone. This is going for a saturday morning cartoon kind of style, right?

Well, no, of course not, because this page comes not even 5 pages after the last few.


Okay, so it's some kind of edgy twist on that, right? The characters are going to deal more with mental stress and/or school pressure than wacky class hijinx?



No, apparently, it's going to involve trans issues? Okay, so it's about sexuality, it's about a young schoolkid being a different gender. Gross, it really doesn't fit the setting and really doesn't fit the characters, but fine. There's enough of this shit out there for it to make some sense and for some lunatics to find it important and powerful or whatever.



No, it isn't even that questionable. It's legitimately, delusionally, insane.

That fox is supposed to be the "gay best friend", by the way. The supportive character that the MC can find comfort in, who asked the MC out to a school dance not even 10 pages ago, who got rejected because the MC "wasn't themselves". This completely supportive character is immediately painted as being cruel and aggressive when understandably confused at the implication that her best friend is ACTUALLY TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND ALSO A DIFFERENT GENDER.

This comic is only about 30 pages in right now. It's nowhere near complete and maybe not even worthy of a post, but this is the most bombastically stupid start to a comic I have ever seen. Not once in my life have I ever been hooked on such an insanely stupid and malicious premise, and I cannot help but spread the word because this seems like a genuine product of mental illness and it's kind of fascinating to watch. I've got no doubts that the author is completely sincere about this because she tried to pull this same exact shtick with literal schizophrenics in another comic where everyone is also nonbinary.

Really curious as to how the fuck this is going to get worse. Salt and Pepper has properly lost her mind and I feel it my duty to the farms to share the popcorn with you all.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ctrlaltdel/cad-volume-2

Saw this when looking for Butch; apparently .... people are still buying this stuff? About 1000 are, I guess.

 

[Vampirella]

It would be funny to see this from the fox's point of view. It would be like a horror movie.

 

[xXthrowawayaccountXx]

Alright, I'm finally going to effortpost about this creepy faggot trying to make a sympathetic comic about a transgender "system" hiding in a little kid's body.

This comic is actually a stroke of unintentional genius. The little touch that most of his "friends" are messages from himself with a discord bot. The cheery, happy facade as he describes his parents like a stranger. The gay character, who starts off as being so supporting, suddenly becoming extremely standoff-ish. It's all a better start to a psychological thriller than anything we have seen in years from hollywood.

It's amazing how liberal creators like this, when writing the most glamorizing view of themselves and they subject they talk about, paint themselves as the craziest people and the opposition as reasonable and likeable. It's the "What if you were robbed guy" effect. Something has gone very, very wrong if your sympathetic character could very easily be written as a serial killer with minimal changes. I truly hope the cow isn't tipped here, because I need more of this. I want to see how they self-justify.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

I wonder if you guys can help me--
I vaguely remember a comic book about a white emo cat that attempted suicide. I think it was furry? But when I google "comic about white cat that attempted suicide" it shows Warrior Cats and Tom and Jerry stuff

I remember the cat jumped off a building and was crying about something. I remember this felt like 'loss' in an attempt to be super edgy because the comic had really dumb humor before that.

I remember it was just really bad but my elementary/middle school self just kept reading because ~drama~

 

[Josh_can_sock_me]

I wonder if you guys can help me--
I vaguely remember a comic book about a white emo cat that attempted suicide. I think it was furry? But when I google "comic about white cat that attempted suicide" it shows Warrior Cats and Tom and Jerry stuff

I remember the cat jumped off a building and was crying about something. I remember this felt like 'loss' in an attempt to be super edgy because the comic had really dumb humor before that.

I remember it was just really bad but my elementary/middle school self just kept reading because ~drama~

Bittersweet Candy Bowl? I seem to remember something like that happening.

 

[Sigmund Freud]

I wonder if you guys can help me--
I vaguely remember a comic book about a white emo cat that attempted suicide. I think it was furry? But when I google "comic about white cat that attempted suicide" it shows Warrior Cats and Tom and Jerry stuff

I remember the cat jumped off a building and was crying about something. I remember this felt like 'loss' in an attempt to be super edgy because the comic had really dumb humor before that.

I remember it was just really bad but my elementary/middle school self just kept reading because ~drama~

Jack?

 

[Vampirella]

I wonder if you guys can help me--
I vaguely remember a comic book about a white emo cat that attempted suicide. I think it was furry? But when I google "comic about white cat that attempted suicide" it shows Warrior Cats and Tom and Jerry stuff

I remember the cat jumped off a building and was crying about something. I remember this felt like 'loss' in an attempt to be super edgy because the comic had really dumb humor before that.

I remember it was just really bad but my elementary/middle school self just kept reading because ~drama~

I feel bad that your description reminded me of like 5 web comics. Let's see. Concession is one I remember off the top of my head, Bitter Sweet Candy bowl like Josh can sock me said, Furthia High is another, Suicide for Hire might be your best bet, and another one that I can't remember it's name but it was about pets and they could talk to their owners. I used to hang out at the bad web comic wiki.

 

[xXthrowawayaccountXx]

-snip-

Coming back to this, because I can't stop thinking about it. I know I just said I want no cow tipping, but I would actually love an asperchu-type comic about this fox character. Because (his? Her? I don't think they actually say, which is weird for a genderspecial comic.) situation pretty much perfectly encapsulates what it's like to be peaked. I think I have read stories in the peak trans thread that go exactly like this.

I wanna make a comic, this time from his(?) POV. Being so militant about all the queer stuff, and after this moment having to reexamine all the dogma he brushed off in the past. We don't know what video the person he blocked sent. I could imagine a scene with him, after this all happens talking to the person he blocked and clicking on that video. At the end realizing that he lives in a mad house, and the mental patients have the keys.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

Bittersweet Candy Bowl? I seem to remember something like that happening.

YES!! that’s the one!!!


Oh god it’s gotten 500x longer since I last read it. I remember the woman who made it had an attack dog husband who went after anyone who criticized it

I almost want to do a deep dive into it to see if it’s as bad as I remember it.

Thanks!

I feel bad that your description reminded me of like 5 web comics. Let's see. Concession is one I remember off the top of my head, Bitter Sweet Candy bowl like Josh can sock me said, Furthia High is another, Suicide for Hire might be your best bet, and another one that I can't remember it's name but it was about pets and they could talk to their owners. I used to hang out at the bad web comic wiki.

Thanks also for this-- informative af lmao-- it's so funny how much of a common prompt 'white cat emo and tries killing self' is

 

[Vampirella]

Thanks also for this-- informative af lmao-- it's so funny how much of a common prompt 'white cat emo and tries killing self' is

Early 2000s and 2010s were great for web comics both good and bad ones. There were some really good bad ones back then. You don't really see many like that any more.

 

[Anonitolia]

I wanna make a comic, this time from his(?) POV.

Could've sworn Kai was a girl, but the entire comic goes out of its way to avoid using Kai's pronouns and the author doesn't clarify the gender anywhere. Given the gay badge on his backpack and the author going out of her way to correct someone for saying "multiple personality disorder" in reference to Percy but not "he" in reference to Kai, I think he's probably just a really effeminate gay dude.

Also,

The little touch that most of his "friends" are messages from himself with a discord bot.

Holy shit I didn't even notice this. I thought they were all different users and it was just supposed to be some illustration of a terminally-online teen's morning routine. But no, the first thing this kid does after waking up is get on Discord so that he can talk with all his multiple-personalities via a fucking Discord bot.

Make that comic, dude. This one is already giving you a perfect premise on a damn platter.

 

[Josh_can_sock_me]

YES!! that’s the one!!!
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Oh god it’s gotten 500x longer since I last read it. I remember the woman who made it had an attack dog husband who went after anyone who criticized it

I almost want to do a deep dive into it to see if it’s as bad as I remember it.

Thanks!


Thanks also for this-- informative af lmao-- it's so funny how much of a common prompt 'white cat emo and tries killing self' is

Funny enough they had a hard cover collection of this comic at the library of the YMCA summercamp I went to as a kid. I wonder if they even read any of it when it was donated or they just saw the title and name and assumed it was totally kid friendly.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

Funny enough they had a hard cover collection of this comic at the library of the YMCA summercamp I went to as a kid. I wonder if they even read any of it when it was donated or they just saw the title and name and assumed it was totally kid friendly.

Pretty sure these are supposed to be like 13-14 year olds lmao
Wouldn't want a poor summer camp kiddo to run into a teen furry checking her crotch to see if she was fucked after being drunk the other night

I'm having such a nostalgia trip going through these.

They're just so.. mediocre? Like it's not outright terrible.... just the characters are so one dimensional and it's clearly written by a woman who socially peaked in high school.

Something about their tiny human hands on their furry bodies weirds me out.

 

[Peru oso donas]

Alright, I'm finally going to effortpost about this creepy faggot trying to make a sympathetic comic about a transgender "system" hiding in a little kid's body.

Damn, you know you fucked up when you made your protagonist feel like the guy from Split.

This comic is actually a stroke of unintentional genius. The little touch that most of his "friends" are messages from himself with a discord bot. The cheery, happy facade as he describes his parents like a stranger. The gay character, who starts off as being so supporting, suddenly becoming extremely standoff-ish. It's all a better start to a psychological thriller than anything we have seen in years from hollywood.

It's amazing how liberal creators like this, when writing the most glamorizing view of themselves and they subject they talk about, paint themselves as the craziest people and the opposition as reasonable and likeable. It's the "What if you were robbed guy" effect. Something has gone very, very wrong if your sympathetic character could very easily be written as a serial killer with minimal changes. I truly hope the cow isn't tipped here, because I need more of this. I want to see how they self-justify.

Not 1:1, but someone mentioned a comic with a premise similar to what you said, about a pokemon trooning out, becoming a pariah and then realizing he fucked up. The comic is featured in This Thread (caution: this comic features A LOT of gay porn, some of it non consensual)