Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 71 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 161 40.3%

  • Total voters
    400
Is Nick not streaming because he doesn't have a streaming setup wherever he currently is and is too lazy to set it up?
Nick has streamed using his phone before and its not like he does anything, but cope and lie into the microphone anyway. No need for a setup.

He is not streaming because either he is not allowed by the Kiwi Kompromat Kommittee ran by Dixieland Buckaroo or because he is too cowardly. 50/50 chance.
 
Nick has streamed using his phone before and its not like he does anything, but cope and lie into the microphone anyway. No need for a setup.

He is not streaming because either he is not allowed by the Kiwi Kompromat Kommittee ran by Dixieland Buckaroo or because he is too cowardly. 50/50 chance.

He's finished rehab 'recovery'.

He doesn't have to review case law to prepare for his Franks motions, PC hearing, or motion to dismiss. His next criminal date is a settlement hearing.

His civil case is on hold until a scheduling conference, so discovery has not happened yet.

He is not streaming, preparing content, or negotiating a contract.

It has got to be DRIVING his kids around and dealing with MENTAL HEALTH and depression. You know he gets the SADS in the winter from the trauma of moving at age 8 from Texas to Minnesota.
 
They will have sent out a late notice on 10/2, assessed a late fee ($75), and given him until 11/1 to pay or be administratively suspended. If suspended there is a $100 reinstatement fee.

He was late paying last year as well (payment 10/10/2023).
This is another reason I don't think he's being tard wrangled much by Bob. Bob does his taxes on time and gets pissed when Nick doesn't. He would be pissed at throwing money away at late fees. God I hope he reads this thread. "So Nick, what's up with your lawyer registration fees?"
 
Does Nick have to do CLE credits this year for his law license, or no? He didn't last year, but eventually he will.
MN has a 3-year requirement - 45 credits/3 years, and lawyers are divided into 3 reporting year groups, so depends on which group he's in. ...he's in Category 1, per his listing in the Lawyer Registration database, so he was due to complete his 45 hours by 6/30/2024, reporting due by 8/31.

And this is new, c&p from some cle site: "*NEW* ALL MN attorneys are now required to take 1 credit in Mental Health and Substance Use Disorder.". Lol.
 
Is Nick not streaming because he doesn't have a streaming setup wherever he currently is and is too lazy to set it up?
He's wrangled. And he's wrangled to the point he actually doesn't dare stream. Not for our shitposting reasons, but someone is keeping him from doing it. This isn't a choice he's made. It's something he's been told to do. He is so completely owned. He can't even stream. Joke as we will, there is some power other than Nick himself that is forcing him not to stream.

Because otherwise he would.

Look how assfucked he's getting, look what a public ass-whipping he's getting after DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED. What can he do about it? Nothing. He can suck it up. He can seethe impotently about it. But what, ultimately, can he DO about it?

He can seethe. He can cope.

He can prepare his anus for enjoying prison.
 
He can seethe. He can cope.

He can prepare his anus for enjoying prison.
Viewed from a certain perspective, non-practicing attorney Nick Rekieta's whole life has been a long and sometimes arduous (but often hilarious) journey from gay cheerleader to incompetent lawyer to dissipated piece-of-shit Internet celebrity, from unfaithful husband and negligent father to alcoholic and drug-addicted cuck, all leading at last to that painfully prolapsing moment on Cell Block C when Nick fully actualizes and finally becomes what he was always meant to be, Tyrone's bitch.
 
What a sad state of affairs for our lolcow this is. I can't imagine fucking my life up as badly as he has.
What do you think is the most likely series of events that occur going forward?
Plea Deal, fines, child support closely watching the family for an extended period of time?

Or will we have some more unexpected twists, and even more lols at the Skellymans poor judgement and hubris led double downs on 'he dindu nuffin'?
 
MN has a 3-year requirement - 45 credits/3 years, and lawyers are divided into 3 reporting year groups, so depends on which group he's in. ...he's in Category 1, per his listing in the Lawyer Registration database, so he was due to complete his 45 hours by 6/30/2024, reporting due by 8/31.
There is a good chance he he didn't do his CLE then. He was popped in May, and shit got really hectic.

He might actually go officially inactive this year. At least for a while. Then he'll be a non-practicing non-lawyer. Lol.

This is another reason I don't think he's being tard wrangled much by Bob. Bob does his taxes on time and gets pissed when Nick doesn't. He would be pissed at throwing money away at late fees. God I hope he reads this thread. "So Nick, what's up with your lawyer registration fees?"
As was pointed out to you earlier, he did the same shit last year. Paid late. You are still relative new, so you might not be aware that many people here at that time speculated if his status with the bar would change to inactive.

This year it might be more intense though since there are CLE requirements he'd have to fulfil. Whereas last year it was just a question of paying the bar fees.

The whole thing is a joke anyways. The only reason he even keeps that license is for status. So he can claim, with the barest technical legitimacy, he's a lawyer. He doesn't actually use the fucking thing anymore (April's speeding ticket barely counts given he did jack shit).
 
As was pointed out to you earlier, he did the same shit last year.
Since it's my post that pointed out he's late again, yes I'm aware. My point is that last year, no one was saying he was being tard wrangled. This year they are and he's still late. If Bob is tard wrangling him, keeping up on bills would be top priority. Bob tard wrangled his taxes likely because it's trust related and it appears that's the only reason he does them on time.

I do suspect he's being wrangled but it's KCHHS. I'm sure he hates that and does not want to admit they took over his life. Rehab, drug testing, custody are all things he wants to pretend he's in control of. But he's being tard wrangled by them. And he's seething.
 
We said no.
He is not allowed, and he is a weak pussy, a coward, he knows he cannot disobey us. His streaming dick is in a chastity cage in the form of a Balldo. He is not allowed to stream. He can cry, he can moan, but until we give him permission, streaming is not something he can do.

We are merciful, though. He is allowed to paypig and reply guy to his lords and masters Melton and Herrera. He is allowed to publicly suck their pedophile dicks all he likes and send them whatever money is left over after he buys cocaine for April and himself and whatever Star Trek DVDs Kayla needs to keep her pacified.
 
A felony conviction will almost always trigger at least a suspension.
That could be it. Maybe he does intend to plead. In which case, the renewal is pointless in light of that. It would just be throwing money away.

Either way, we might be officially at NON-lawyer Nick soon. Not non-practicing lawyer. NON-LAWYER.

I mean, you said it yourself earlier today:
Do you have a license to practice law? You're a lawyer, even if you're a complete and utter retard. Do you not have a license? You aren't.

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My point is that last year, no one was saying he was being tard wrangled. This year they are and he's still late. If Bob is tard wrangling him, keeping up on bills would be top priority.
No it wouldn't. That's ridiculous. Your grasping at straws here. You don't have to accept Bob is tard wrangling Nick, but come on.

The whole theory Bob is tard wrangling him is vested in the fact there were changes after the situation in his criminal case became dire.

Keeping his idiot retard son out of prison, or otherwise working to mitigate the deleterious effects of a criminal conviction (in the most likely event there is no incarceration), would be the absolute top priority. Followed closely be the CHIPS case.

His bar card is a considerably lower priority this year over last. And if he's looking at a suspension anyways, following a likely conviction, renewal might be pointless.

Hell, dealing with Montegraph is a higher priority over his bar card now, given how swell that case has been going.

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He is not allowed, and he is a weak pussy, a coward, he knows he cannot disobey us. His streaming dick is in a chastity cage in the form of a Balldo. He is not allowed to stream. He can cry, he can moan, but until we give him permission, streaming is not something he can do.
I imagine every time he reads a post like this one, he gets a little more angry.

He knows he can't stream, otherwise he would have to clear the air by now, and if he had free will here, he'd simply say so.

He reads everything posted in this thread, and doesn't stream, because he can't.

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It has got to be DRIVING his kids around and dealing with MENTAL HEALTH and depression. You know he gets the SADS in the winter from the trauma of moving at age 8 from Texas to Minnesota.
Why doesn't Nick simply decide to stop being mentally ill? Or is having the sads worse than having a substance addiction?
 
Sure Kayla give birth to five children you sired, then nursed and reared them,
then nursed and reared them
Is this one big enough? I might need to whip out the AI image generator for 'kaykay'.
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Why doesn't Nick simply decide to stop being mentally ill? Or is having the sads worse than having a substance addiction?
He should cure his 'muh mentalz' the modern internet way. I'll leave a clue as to how.
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He reads everything posted in this thread, and doesn't stream, because he can't.
His dick is limp, we all know that, he can't get it up.

But he used to have one source of power, and that was streaming. Now, he has no access to it. All he can do is cuck.

He can no longer harness a mighty horde of followers and minions, because he told them to fuck off and they did.

All he can do is silently cope, silently seethe, impotently rage against his detractors. Unlike DSP, he no longer even has a platform.
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And I'm gonna take a wild ass guess, based on who she runs with, she ain't exactly a fan of Kyle.

She wasn't, and probably still isn't. She reported on the case while repeating all the lies and misinformation.

But, as an early tell in regard to her coming around and admitting that she was in a cult, she did make an "apology" retraction video wherein she admitted being wrong about "state lines" etc.

I have growing respect for her, and speaking as someone who was probably to her left a few decades ago, there is still hope that she will one day be totally on "my" side. Even if not, however, at least she has some integrity.


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PS I saw the Jillian Michaels interview and it was pretty good.
 
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