Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

To be fair, who could've fong chosen? Give me the tranny and I'll give you their flaws.
Erin Reed or Kevin Gibes? On the one hand Teflon Tony is so retarded that even when he's completely in the wrong he doesn't acknowledge it, and the Amhole is so utterly coombrained he's incapable of feeling shame any more. I believe both also have prior experience in grifting retards for pointless causes they are in no way qualified to champion.
 
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Nothing and I mean NOTHING would make me happier than Lucas' current boyfriend kicking him out and he ends up working the "Starbucks job" exactly like all of us had to do at one point in our lives.

When the Mutahar video finally drops I hope Lucas' Patreon takes a hit so hard it he won't even have the money for that plane ticket back to Canada, I just can't wait to see him bagging groceries at the local Safeway, delivering Uber eats to college students Friday night who recognize him every-time they tip him $2.00.

The day someone uploads the video of him driving Uber eats or mixing drinks at the local Starbucks I'm taking the day off work I'll be throwing a party.


I've been out of this thread for a minute but, this was all posted back in April. Enjoy your life of pointless menial labor you fucking scumbag commie child grooming, GFM scamming, lying, ugly fucking man-child. The name "Keffals" will forever be associated with all you done and the only good thing you've ever done in your life is expose how much of a tragic mistake it is to cut off your dick. If there is a hell/heaven the first thing you will have to answer for is tricking children to permanently damaging their bodies. I fucking hope you live to be 100.
 
I fucking hope you live to be 100.
Lets hope the opioids don't do their job until then. From what I learned, this troon is spending copious amounts of stolen money on drugs 24/7 because his axe wound hurts (and cause he is an addict, i dunno which one came first - egg / chicken situation). But it does feel good to be on the right side of the story, for sure. Lucas, Vaush and all those fucking kid diddlers will get what they deserve.

On a different note:
I just hoped that something could be done to the people who sold/sell the DIY Estrogen shit. It seems highly illegal to do that, but different countries legislations might be a bit difficult to deal with - look, I am no lawyer so I dont know about this specifically. What I did was some research on the name of the "clinic" that was selling it - seems it had some issues with the Brazilian equivalent of the FDA in the past, but as always, no one seems to have been arrested. Tried contacting some friends that are investigators but nothing seems to be in their radar when it comes to that arresting the owner of the website.

RESOLUÇÃO-RE Nº 3.442, DE 12 DE SETEMBRO DE 2023

O Gerente-Geral de Inspeção e Fiscalização Sanitária, no uso das atribuições que lhe confere o art. 140, aliado ao art. 203, I, § 1º do Regimento Interno aprovado pela Resolução de Diretoria Colegiada - RDC nº 585, de 10 de dezembro de 2021, e o art. 6º, da Lei nº 9.782, de 26 de janeiro de 1999, resolve:

Art. 1º Adotar a(s) medida(s) preventiva(s) constante(s) no ANEXO.

Art. 2º Esta Resolução entra em vigor na data de sua publicação.

MARCUS AURÉLIO MIRANDA DE ARAÚJO

ANEXO

1. Empresa: OTOKONO COMÉRCIO E SERVIÇOS LTDA - CNPJ: 37.461.243/0001-37

Produto - Apresentação (Lote): VIAGRA (LOTES: TODOS); TESTOSTERONA TRANSDÉRMICA (LOTES: TODOS); PROGESTERONA TRANSDÉRMICO (LOTES: TODOS); ESTRADIOL TRANSDÉRMICO (LOTES: TODOS); PROGESTERONA INJETÁVEL (LOTES: TODOS); PROGESTERONA CÁPSULAS (LOTES: TODOS); ACETATO DE MEDROXIPROGESTERONA (LOTES: TODOS); VALERATO DE ESTRADIOL (LOTES: TODOS); ESTRADIOL (LOTES: TODOS); ENANTATO DE ESTRADIOL (LOTES: TODOS); CIPIONATO DE ESTRADIOL (LOTES: TODOS); DUTASTERIDA (LOTES: TODOS); DOMPERIDONA (LOTES: TODOS); BICALUTAMIDA 50 MG (LOTES: TODOS);

Tipo de Produto: Medicamento

Expediente nº: 0937750/23-6

Assunto: 70351 - Ações de Fiscalização em Vigilância Sanitária

Ações de fiscalização: Apreensão

Proibição - Comercialização, Distribuição, Exportação, Fabricação, Importação, Propaganda, Uso

Motivação: Comprovação da propaganda e comercialização do produto sem registro, notificação ou cadastro na Anvisa, fabricado por empresa que não possui Autorização de Funcionamento nesta Agência para fabricação de medicamentos, em desacordo com os artigos 2º, 12, 50 e 59 da Lei 6.360/1976. As ações de fiscalização determinadas se aplicam a todos os medicamentos fabricados pela empresa OTOKONOKO COMÉRCIO E SERVIÇOS LTDA, bem como a quaisquer pessoas físicas/jurídicas ou veículos de comunicação que comercializem ou divulguem o produto. Esta medida preventiva está fundamentada no artigo 6º da Lei 6.360/1976 e inciso XV do artigo 7º da Lei 9.782/1999.

How many more kids will suffer this brainwash shit due to motherfuckers like Lucas and the incompetence of those who should been protecting those kids? I wish there was a way to prevent these pedo-freaks to reach kids.
 
Lets hope the opioids don't do their job until then. From what I learned, this troon is spending copious amounts of stolen money on drugs 24/7 because his axe wound hurts (and cause he is an addict, i dunno which one came first - egg / chicken situation). But it does feel good to be on the right side of the story, for sure. Lucas, Vaush and all those fucking kid diddlers will get what they deserve.

I with fly to Europe to jam the fucking Narcan up his nose myself to make sure he lives forever.

Never too late for Lucas to be charged with conspiring in international trafficking schedule 3 controlled substances. Not to mention stupid faggot purchased a lot of plain old narcotics on darknet and did not follow proper OpSec IIRC. Typically the law enforcement agency's (in the states as far as I know) go after 3 people:

The big fish, people manufacturing/distributing.
The people who are causing public outcry, stating out loud they are violating the law while being more or less hated.
The people who have shit OpSec.

Lucas has just been asking for it. Bobposting is already dealing with a bank robbery conviction. Now I find out Brazilian troonshine operation is getting shut down? Who in the fuck are the authorities responsible for rounding up these North American dirt bags?

I've said this before and I will say it again. the egotistical people who become addicts will die. You either have this "come to higher power / God" moment, followed by acknowledging what you've done wrong, you are flawed as we all are and then you fix what you have done to the best of your ability. This is all 100% free open knowledge handed out but religious organizations who want to help people get clean and also non secular folks who just want to help people get their lives together. Good luck buying an 8 Ball of coke a Barista's wages.
 
Man, I hadn't thought about Luke in a long while. I was scrolling Stinkditch well down the list of threads and there it was. Time was, Lukey's thread would have been perpetually one of the top three. Ah, well. As the late, lamented George Harrison sang, "All Things Must Pass."

YWNBAW. But then, YWNBAM again either. Sure sucks to suck.
 
At some point his obnoxious faggy personality and beliefs will piss off the wrong people now that he leaves the Stinkditch Mansion more often. And when that happens, he'll wish he had more testosterone in his body instead of DIY estrogen. As a man with the physical strength of a woman won't be able to fight back from the drunk Irish lads who take offense to such a grotesque looking hunchback man with oversized moobs trying to lecture them about how muh socialism is the bestest and do they have any kids they want trooned out. Kek
 
At some point his obnoxious faggy personality and beliefs will piss off the wrong people now that he leaves the Stinkditch Mansion more often. And when that happens, he'll wish he had more testosterone in his body instead of DIY estrogen. As a man with the physical strength of a woman won't be able to fight back from the drunk Irish lads who take offense to such a grotesque looking hunchback man with oversized moobs trying to lecture them about how muh socialism is the bestest and do they have any kids they want trooned out. Kek
That and also I wouldnt be the best understanding and caring neighbour if I heard my neighbour is someone who pinkpills kids into troondom.

I wouldnt be sad if Lucas gor his just deserts and got beat, would be poetic justice - fleeing canada with stolen money "due to safety" only to get beaten on a different country.
 
At some point his obnoxious faggy personality and beliefs will piss off the wrong people now that he leaves the Stinkditch Mansion more often. And when that happens, he'll wish he had more testosterone in his body instead of DIY estrogen. As a man with the physical strength of a woman won't be able to fight back from the drunk Irish lads who take offense to such a grotesque looking hunchback man with oversized moobs trying to lecture them about how muh socialism is the bestest and do they have any kids they want trooned out. Kek
If I saw him getting jumped by a gang of chavs/gypsies I'd whip out my phone and start screaming 'Worldstar'.
One must simply think like a troon. Where in Ireland has the greatest LGBTQ presence? An accepting place full of young folks, students, urban types. My money is he'll gravitate towards there. His friend got him in the country, now he's schmoozing. Subverting. Dilating.
 
It's crazy how this site was such a different place two years ago, during this thread, than it is today. I hate to say it, but I think Keffals (and maybe Chris's arrest) was KF's Chanology -- it gave this site undue publicity and attracted lots of idiots who think they can make any random eceleb or schizo into the next Keffals or Daniel Larson. As someone who witnessed this thread live at its peak, there will NEVER be another KF thread like it -- it was something that was only possible before this site got filled with obnoxious seriousposters and dramatards. Relevant 'toss:
 
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One must simply think like a troon. Where in Ireland has the greatest LGBTQ presence? An accepting place full of young folks, students, urban types. My money is he'll gravitate towards there. His friend got him in the country, now he's schmoozing. Subverting. Dilating.
This is why I'm surprised he went to Northern Ireland instead of Southern. I know that's where his marriage of convenience is, but as far as I know Southern Ireland is much faggier than the rough boys up north. They're still in the EU for Christ sake.
As someone who witnessed this thread live at its peak, there will NEVER be another KF thread like it
I dunno, Nick Rekieta's thread has been pretty kino post-arrest; sounds like nostalgia goggles to me. A lot of the 2024 accounts are pretty annoying though, especially when they don't bother to read the OP before asking obvious questions like 'is this chick a dude???'.
 
This is why I'm surprised he went to Northern Ireland instead of Southern. I know that's where his marriage of convenience is, but as far as I know Southern Ireland is much faggier than the rough boys up north. They're still in the EU for Christ sake.
I imagine it was simply because that's where his friend was. A spare bed and a local connection who surely has ties to the Irish branch of gender freaks, very convenient. There's nothing to say he's still there, the Northern Irish border is merely a line on a map right now, he can easily travel over it to wherever he wants on the ISLAND. He could find some other abused ladyboys or faggy students in a liberal urban centre and bunk with them, I imagine that would be quite easy to do when you're one of them.
 
the Northern Irish border is merely a line on a map right now, he can easily travel over it to wherever he wants
I really don't want to re-ignite the faggy argument over borders, but I think it might be a little more complicated than that when Southern Ireland isn't part of the UK; especially post-Brexit they're more tight-arsed about people just wandering in.

Although driving across the border is probably entirely different to arriving via an airport, unless Keir Starmer has plans I haven't heard about to Build The Wall.
 
I really don't want to re-ignite the faggy argument over borders, but I think it might be a little more complicated than that when Southern Ireland isn't part of the UK; especially post-Brexit they're more tight-arsed about people just wandering in.

Although driving across the border is probably entirely different to arriving via an airport, unless Keir Starmer has plans I haven't heard about to Build The Wall.
Sorry I specifically meant travelling by land over the border between Northern and Southern Ireland. Once you're already on the island there's nothing stopping you from going anywhere else on it, border be damned. I've done it. Some official resources might insist you can't or shouldn't but Irish public services are impotent at best.
 
Once you're already on the island there's nothing stopping you from going anywhere else on it, border be damned
That's because Ireland and the UK are in the CTA (Common Travel Area), so there's free movement between both countries. Despite being in the EU, Ireland isn't a part of Schengen (EU's free-movement zone) because of Brexit (free movement with the UK is more important, both politically and economically, to Ireland than it is with the rest of the EU), so an Irish citizen can move freely to a non-EU country (UK) being an EU citizen, but can't move freely to another EU country via Schengen. There needs to be other bilateral or multilateral travel agreements regarding free movement for it to be possible.
 
At some point his obnoxious faggy personality and beliefs will piss off the wrong people now that he leaves the Stinkditch Mansion more often. And when that happens, he'll wish he had more testosterone in his body instead of DIY estrogen. As a man with the physical strength of a woman won't be able to fight back from the drunk Irish lads who take offense to such a grotesque looking hunchback man with oversized moobs trying to lecture them about how muh socialism is the bestest and do they have any kids they want trooned out. Kek
Lucas must've learned by now how to use his rotten axe wound as a defense mechanism, similar to a skunk's stink glands. A nice whiff of that would stop any Irish gay basher in his tracks. For a business venture, Lucas should bottle that ungodly scent, it would give the producers of policing-grade mace a run for their money. A new natural deterrent marketed for rock-bottom degenerates. Some ideas for the product's name: "Troon-Safe"; "Cis-Away"; "Groomer-Aid"; "Smelt It-Dealt It"; IT'S MA'AM!"
 
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Given that Keffals and Lily Orchard are from Canada... what do you think? How do they act alike?
 
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