🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 33 42.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 10.4%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 36 46.8%

  • Total voters
    77
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Distinguished gentlemen, may I humbly ask you to attend my tiny, unworthy podcast as guests, so that I might be able to pick up a few crumbs dropped from the table by the generous dignitaries? Meanwhile, we could discuss which of the gentlemen is by far the funniest fellow in this dispute. I thought I'd just throw the idea out there, knowing that two such illustrious gentlemen would most likely ignore my modest request. I would be forever in their debt. Sir Zumock, unfortunately I have not yet had the honour of making your acquaintance, but rest assured that I have no malice against you. I wish you only the very best. Hahahahahahaha.
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One of my favorite Ralphisms is begging people to come onto his show or saying he'll only argue with someone on the KEELSTREAM because he wants those shekels. Everyone is aware of the gambit and now people are incentivized to ignore him since Piggy's worst is a about a 2 minute clip and some xitter hollerin'. After that, it's onto the next thing. Jim buckbroke Ralph so bad when he forced the therapy session to be on Mundane Matt's channel.
 
One of my favorite Ralphisms is begging people to come onto his show or saying he'll only argue with someone on the KEELSTREAM because he wants those shekels. Everyone is aware of the gambit and now people are incentivized to ignore him since Piggy's worst is an about a 2 minute clip and some xitter hollerin'. After that, it's onto the next thing. Jim buckbroke Ralph so bad when he forced the therapy session to be on Mundane Matt's channel.
Just you wait you kiwifarm alog! The Ralphamale curse is going to strike that SNAKE down. He’s going to get mildly inconvenienced and the Ralphamale will have his day
 
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Ralph you thought about killing yourself without dressing up like a clown

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If he does decide to kill himself the Ralphamale is too bish made to dress up in a fun costume before doing a flip
Ralph and Earwinson attempting to dunk on PPP for wearing Halloween costumes on stream for comic effect is so weak.

Wow, great insight - a ridiculous costume makes someone look ridiculous. Maybe next you'll tell us that PPP is fat, that Warski has a stutter.

How pathetic is Adam, had whatever comedic stylings he was capable of sucked out of him by an anorexic BPD whore as a rebound fuck from being dumped by a 400lb landwhale boyfriend. Now he's got nothing but the gunt to suckle on. What a disaster.
 
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We know how much Ralph hates women and how much he hates jews/ā€œzionistsā€. Has Ralph made any kind of comment yet about the new female Jewish President of Mexico, Claudia Sheinbaum?
Ralph doesn't hate women, he resents them. He was a fat lazy slob growing up and never got any female attention. He never got over being a little unwanted virgin bitch boy that got bullied out of school and cried himself to sleep. Ralph puts on this fake player persona and only bigger losers than him actually fall for it. In reality, Amanda is the best looking piece he ever got. No wonder he's frying his brain with Xanax.
Ralph and Earwinson attempting to dunk on PPP for wearing Halloween costumes on stream for comic effect is so weak.

Wow, great insight - a ridiculous costume makes someone look ridiculous. Maybe next you'll tell us that PPP is fat, that Warski has a stutter.

How pathetic is Adam, had whatever comedic stylings he was capable of sucked out of him by an anorexic BPD whore as a rebound fuck from being dumped by a 400lb landwhale boyfriend. Now he's got nothing but the gunt to suckle on. What a disaster.
Adam's whole schtick was to bounce around like he took too much Adderall, smoke cigarettes and exaggerate everything to ridiculous proportions. PPP might "guild the lily" as he likes to say, but Godwinson will point to a mole hill and then describe in intricate details of how it's a mountain.
 
Wow, great insight - a ridiculous costume makes someone look ridiculous. Maybe next you'll tell us that PPP is fat, that Warski has a stutter.
I’ve been mildly impressed by the costumes. PPP doing shows last year in bathrobes and pajamas that looked like he had been wearing all week deserved mockery but they’ve put some effort into the costumes. Also getting that full face paint stuff off sucks, so he’s props to him for going all in. You’d have to pay me big bucks just to deal with washing off face paint and buy all new towels and pillow covers after October.
 
Adam's whole schtick was to bounce around like he took too much Adderall, smoke cigarettes and exaggerate everything to ridiculous proportions. PPP might "guild the lily" as he likes to say, but Godwinson will point to a mole hill and then describe in intricate details of how it's a mountain.
It was, it was funny and it was clearly done tongue in cheek, most people who overhype stuff - like Kinochet - just come across as people faking drama.

Godwinson and PPP got away with it by being so blatantly OTT. Getting someone to fake being Mr. Vickers is a perfect example, but then it was followed by them getting the first interview with the actual Mr. Vickers... You couldn't write it.

Honestly, what the fuck is Adam doing, he went from the kino of NEEThog day, to sucking off Ralph.
 
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Ralph doesn't hate women, he resents them. He was a fat lazy slob growing up and never got any female attention.

That's definitely part of it, but I think a more deep-seated cause of his failures with women is the relationship he had with his white trash mother, who he's described as being a saint, and the only woman he's ever loved. She was a doormat who let him get away with anything he wanted; let him steal from her; let him manipulate her; let him live rent free as a delinquent, pill-popping, worthless dropout.

That's why he expects the women in his life to also be doormats, and joyfully clean up his piss bottles while he contributes absolutely nothing to the relationship. The idea of a coequal relationship where both parties contribute, and make compromises to accommodate each other while working toward a shared goal, is a completely foreign concept to him. He perceives a woman having any expectations in a relationship as being: "bitches ain't loyal. Never trust a bish."
 
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Wasn't he forced to abscond to Mexico to sustain his meager living standards? I don't consider wearing ridiculous costumes during the month of October in the same realm as that, but maybe I'm not the best judge.
At first it was because he was legal trouble that can land him back to jail (Car Accident, Rape Allegations, Credit Card Debt), now he's there exactly for that reason.
 
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Wow, no fun allowed in the incest bong island of Eve Edge [she/her] and Meheecoh, during the month of Halloween where people dress up as all kinds of dumb funny stuff. How sad. I've known some people who would bitch and moan about goofy costumes during Halloween and they're without an exception miserable in their lives.

Maybe Asstonne and Tardski can be less of a pair of humiliating clowns and post their pecker photos for $100 superchats instead. Maybe Tardski and dye his hair blue instead of pink this time. Ever thought about that?

He is also a wigger faggot, he had a black boyfriend and JCaesar187 account was filled with cuck/bbc shit. He watched in the corner when a mexican gigolo took his pedo horse to town.
I think most of us forgot this as well.
He thirsted at Kyle Rittenhouse's 16-year-old sister.

Also getting that full face paint stuff off sucks, so he’s props to him for going all in.
I read that there's a bodypaint shortage in Canada. It's said that some 6'5'' absolute units waddled into the stores with his boyfriend by the side and they purchased all the bodypaint countrywide.

Hahahahahahaha.
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Denied.
 
This dipshit, who sees himself as this internet savvy oldfag, retweets obvious Qtard bullshit before it got a community note.
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Also two tweets about his two great passions, drugs and niggers.
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:diddler:If you wanna know the troof about it, I'm a bit of a weed selling nigger myself, that's why I voted for you twice. Might even vote for Kamala, shrewd sista LMAO.
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Godloseson by making that tweet is admitting that Ralph is quite the cockup isn't he? Yes, Ralph is so down the gutter that he is used as an excuse to "enable degeneracy".
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I don’t use it to enable any degeneracy but sometimes when I’m down I use it to pick myself back up. Like this past weekend was the final 3 gun match of the year and I just did poorly and it had me bummed out pretty bad. Between my rifle having issues, my RMR flew off the pistol mid stage, and coming back from an injury not getting to move at my usual full speed I was a bit down. But then I looked around and realized it was a lovely fall day in the USA, I was outdoors with a bunch of people I knew laughing and having fun, my gf who was with me was being supportive, and I realized ā€œYeah it could be worse I could be Ralphā€.
 
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