Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[BiggestBuford]

The fact that he still got a Big Buford and seemingly crack run/order after flunking out of rehab says a lot about how fucking over his parents are trying to rehab bossman.

The Buford always wins

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I just want to know who's fault it was he got kicked out. That guy needs his ass beat.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

I legit know a funny farm outside cville with a wook (Former acid chemist) strongarming retards for their Gov checks. He could flourish there. Wookbro wouldn't let him escape.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

Your only other option is to literally try to beat some fucking sense into him, right?

Fuck man. Bossman could have had a cushy ass time in rehab but chose to fuck it up. Zero bills to pay, probably got to sleep in most days, and when you're not forced to do counseling you could just read a fucking book. At the bare minimum, just play the game for 2-3 more weeks so the judge doesn't throw you in prison for years

At that point you are just letting him take you down with him.

 

[Drama Fan]

The Buford always wins

One day I'll happen to drive by a Checkers and finally try a Buford. I'm already prepared in my mind to get the worst fast food slop disappointment burger I've ever had, but I'll have to try it to know for sure.
Checkers sponsorship for Bossman when? He's the viral marketing the useless people who get MBAs wish they could dream of.

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

One day I'll happen to drive by a Checkers and finally try a Buford. And when I get there I'll look out across the 15 meter veranda and see Austin sitting there, with my mom. And he'll be happy having put the gamba aside. And he'll notice me. I'll cum my pants, start crying and immediately leave. And Austin will fuck my mom. But I'll know that he was happy.

 

[King George III]

Bossman just confirmed he got kicked out of rehab... he does not seem bothered by what this might mean for his upcoming court date....

That's bad. That's real fucking bad. I was dreading the 30 days for getting kicked out of a half-way house, I can't even imagine how Bossman feels knowing what comes next.

 

[Jew-ish]

Bossman has been getting off mostly Scott free from everything he's done wrong, he has no concept of actual consequences. The 5+ year prison sentence is going to hit him like a freight train (unless he just gets off the hook again)

His brain is literally wired to say whatever he has to (and do as little as possible) to stay out of trouble. He can't handle consequences because he literally can't comprehend they exist. You see it in every aspect of his life, from his family to Eddie or twitch. A few apologies, some groveling, and the crack smoking/suicide bating never happened, back to gamba and crack.

All I can say is I hope there's some kind of treatment for whatever he has, and I hope to God he never has children.

 

[Swiss46]

I can't even imagine how Bossman feels knowing what comes next

Bossman isn't one to think of the future much. He'll roll those dice when he comes to them and hopefully end up fat!

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

His brain is literally wired to say whatever he has to (and do as little as possible) to stay out of trouble. He can't handle consequences because he literally can't comprehend they exist. You see it in every aspect of his life, from his family to Eddie or twitch. A few apologies, some groveling, and the crack smoking/suicide bating never happened, back to gamba and crack.

All I can say is I hope there's some kind of treatment for whatever he has, and I hope to God he never has children.

Bossman isn't one to think of the future much. He'll roll those dice when he comes to them and hopefully end up fat!

Today in summary:
>Bossman gets out early
>Shouts out and plans to host the relapsehere
>Makes an obvious joke about getting kicked out
>Speaks the truth about AA
>Has a solid gamba sesh
>Rats coping so hard

 

[Not Woody]

The content drought has been tough without Bossman, and I'm greatly disappointed the ride might be over soon.

Favorite part of the stream was the moment Austin mentioned not enjoying rehab because he 'had a lot more thinking going on in his head' after he was asked about rehab.

AA meetings causing moments of self reflection truly made him feel some type of way.

Also on re-review of the stream found something I thought I misheard

Spoiler: BMJ rapping the gamer word

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Can he atleast get into another Rehab or is it 100% JailmanJack incoming?

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Some people just have to learn the hard way despite given many easier softer options. For his sake I hope he gets his probation reinstated but it's not looking good.

 

[bookers]

When is his court date?
I wonder what happens between then..
Now that he's out of rehab what happens like.. didn't he have a parole officer that he had to piss for?
No way thats happening now. The rehab was court ordered (right?) so this is kind of like a parole violation.

It seems like he would be completely fucked but who knows, the justice system is fucking retarded sometimes.
but idk. it's like the "he can't keep getting away with it meme" like.. something has to happen at some point.

 

[BigPeanut]

If my son ran away from rehab I paid for and returned home to gamble in my attic I would sell the house and not tell him where I was moving.

Really? I’d sneak up behind him with a 12 gauge shotgun and blow his retarded head off.

 

[The Backwards Man]

It's so over with a slight chance of we're so back.

 

[Looney Troons]

Dude was bragging about all of the gambling and money he has to people who likely have zero. In one of the streams from the “retreat center”, some dude was asking him for money and Austin blew him off. Dude comes into a place full of drug users who probably have a very sordid criminally history trying to flex his pairs of ugly shoes, headphones, and ugly looking sweater just like he would do so like it were a game of CS2. I’m sure this caused some sort of conflict which likely resulted in having his phone and other privileges totally revoked. Did he think this was going to earn him some sort of “street cred” or respect from any of these people?

Shouting “YEAH MAN I’MA HIT SOME BLACKJACK! YEAH I’M GAMBLING! WOO BABY YEAH BUDDY 200 DOLLARS!” off the top of your lungs in front of a group of degenerates who would be more than happy to help him part from his material possessions is such an Austin thing to do.

He did not clarify further yet. Maybe he will do so later.

There were 2 people from his rehab seshes in his chat, and one of them said something about lots of people there hated Austin.
I think he was just generally very disruptive for everyone there

 

[e-needs-help]

Bossman is back and live once again, featuring new camera, a new view of the room and a new computer to boot.

Edit addendum: Sounds like the big buford’s and cig’s may replace his crack habit, fatmanjack arc incoming

 

[Rabbits]

The eagle has smoked the crack. I repeat, the eagle has smoked the crack.

(check his palms)

pov: you're a crackpipe about to be smoked

 

[drachenbarde]

Are you guys inspired?