Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He's right. He doesn't have any pedo friends, because he has no friends. Even the pedos only deal with him transactionally, and he's failed.

 

[Azdy]

What the hell is this. "Patrick Spooky Tomlinson"

The only spooky Patrick I know is this one!

 

[lindsayfan]

this gimmick of tagging heidi_cuda in every tweet to pat has become hilarious to me. i don't even know why. it's the classic funster schtick of running something into the ground until it inexplicably starts being funny as fuck

 

[NaggotFigger]

What the hell is this. "Patrick Spooky Tomlinson"
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The only spooky Patrick I know is this one!
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[Anonymus Fluhre]

isn't rick's state a toss-up?? why isn't rick out there doorknocking for the virtuous jedi democrats who want to build the wall and against the evil sith republicans who want to staple greencards to diplomas?? doesn't he CARE which party of israel-supporters wins?? the future of demorepublocracy hangs in the balance!!

pat you fat fuck, get off twitter and start phone banking!! the heroic good-guy party of kamala and dick cheney needs your powerful persuasive skills to convince the undecided voters!

Pretty sure Dick Cheney could load a gun unlike that Elmer Fudd looking motherfucker, Walz.

 

[Welf Welf]

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God, what's wrong with this face? Has his mouth has become unnaturally wide from consuming such vast quantities of artisanal dark pepperoni?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

God, what's wrong with this face? Has his mouth has become unnaturally wide from consuming such vast quantities of artisanal dark pepperoni?

It's likely due to prowling around gloryholes at his local gay gyms.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It's likely due to prowling around gloryholes at his local gay gyms.

now the horrorshot of Rick unhinging his jaw to more adequately consume large bbc is something I'm going to have to drink myself to death to forget ....

 

[An automatic clown]

this gimmick of tagging heidi_cuda in every tweet to pat has become hilarious to me. i don't even know why. it's the classic funster schtick of running something into the ground until it inexplicably starts being funny as fuck

Kyle used to tag Jackie in every tweet and she would have to manually go untag herself from all of them. He's now doing it to Heidi Cuda which is funny also

 

[Judge Holden]

Area pig man angrily oinks he has a right to use the term "yall" because he has been initiated into the sacred southerner rites

 

[Something Awful]

Now give a lecture about why "my wife and I" is ALWAYS correct, or what "ymunkoke" means.

He used to brag about how worrying about grammar is his proofreader's or editor's job. Guess that's no longer the case. Probably because they committed suicide after seeing Rick's attempts at being British in Tiny Tim in Space.

 

[Thé au lait]

Area pig man angrily oinks he has a right to use the term "yall" because he has been initiated into the sacred southerner rites
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This nigger probably dumps his fucking bacon grease, I don't want to hear this fat yankee with bitch tits LARPing on how he's absorbed jack fucking shit beside our obesity crisis

 

[Chris Konon]

Kyle used to tag Jackie in every tweet and she would have to manually go untag herself from all of them. He's now doing it to Heidi Cuda which is funny also

Who is she?

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Who is she?

She hosts a shitty podcast with Jim Stewartson.



Genius move by Kyle to shit up her mentions. Pat never untags when correcTing the record but looks like Jackie has recently stepped in to privately tell him to remove Heidi from his tweets. She should prepare for an avalanche of mentions now that Owen know that it bothers her so much.

 

[Broadside]

Area pig man angrily oinks he has a right to use the term "yall" because he has been initiated into the sacred southerner rites
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"I earned the right to say y'all!"
Holy shit Rick never change

 

[NaggotFigger]

"I earned the right to say y'all!"
Holy shit Rick never change

Even the Klu Klux Klan and the south doesn't even like him because he's that much of an insufferable fat nigger with bitch tits trying to be self-righteous and almighty. The KKK would outright torture him instead of accepting his gunt ass.

 

[Something Awful]

Sir, I am NOT a "misogynistic cockwomble"! I DEMAND an apology! Where is your manager?



Rick has been to over seven countries. He learned how to say "shite" in Scotland.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Sir, I am NOT a "misogynistic cockwomble"! I DEMAND an apology! Where is your manager?

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Rick has been to over seven countries. He learned how to say "shite" in Scotland.

First post, who ever called him that was correct.

What does it matter that you've gone to seven countries? People in each one find that you're a piece of shit. Why not go Israel? They could use another missile shield. It's the only thing your fat ass would be good at.

 

[Oliver Onions]

God, what's wrong with this face? Has his mouth has become unnaturally wide from consuming such vast quantities of artisanal dark pepperoni?

In the circles Pat waddles in I believe that's what's commonly known as a 'two-cock mouth'.

 

[An automatic clown]

"I earned the right to say y'all!"
Holy shit Rick never change

Then by his own logic how has he earned the right to use British terms like "bollocks" and whatever else he picked up from Top Gear/The Grand Tour ? Even before he wrote Tiny Tim in SPAAAACE boondoggle that no publisher wants