FB 12/21 Chris reminiscences about moving back into 14BC after the fire

[Somar]

 

[Rung]

Has it actually been two years since the sacrificial fire of 14 branchland court? Damn does time fly by fast when it comes to Chris's shenanigans.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

"LOL"
Yeah reminiscing your own housefire is hilarious

 

[fridgesrants]

I love it when Chris tries to say something nice it just comes back to revolving around him again.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Chris' sentiment is nice but he presents it in such a rambling and roundabout fashion any semblance of a point is lost.

As usual, Chris tells a tale full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

 

[Count Olaf]

"LOL"
Yeah reminiscing your own housefire is hilarious

Well it was hilarious for the rest of us.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

"LOL"
Yeah reminiscing your own housefire is hilarious

Well he could relive those funny moments with a extension cord and a coffeebrewer. Not to mention it's the perfect time of the year.

 

[admiral]

The fuck is his profile picture? Looks like a dolphin in a dress.

 

[Justlurkin]

The fuck is his profile picture? Looks like a dolphin in a dress.

I think it's his new soul pokeman with a scarf.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Wait for it, Wait for it...........
5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
"Gibes me, Christine Weston Chandler, lots of moniez and toys, kay!"

I think it's his new soul pokeman with a scarf.

Well, Chris looks like a porpoise in a dress.......so, it's kind of similar.
Chris is just indirectly trying to reminisce about the fire caused by him or Barb, in which kiwis were gullible enough to throw money at him.

 

[Ooomegah]

I remember how stressful it was in rushing to move everything from the rental home back to number 14

You sure you have also moved back all the bugs and pests that came with the hoard, Chris?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You sure you have also moved back all the bugs and pests that came with the hoard, Chris?

Don't forget him stockpiling the animal shit, again because you never know when it might come in handy.
Can you imagine the smell coming from 14 BC as it was ablaze?

 

[Somar]

Chris moving back into his house isn't the only 2 year anniversary that's coming up.

 

[ES 148]

'Feel blessed' is a command.
You MUST feel the joy and Christmas Bounties!

Chris' ability to make simple sentences sound warped and twisted never ceases to amaze.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

"feeling lightheaded and various levels of loopy"

When aren't you loopy, chris?

Chicken soup wont fix that.

 

[Ray Streip]

"feeling lightheaded and various levels of loopy"

When aren't you loopy, chris?

Chicken soup wont fix that.

Getting that gaping, pus-filled wound between his legs would probably help though.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Chris is expressing gratitude.

Good for him.

 

[Mary Lee Walsh]

What a pointless message. Chris regularly does this

Does he assume that with his female soul he's supposed to act like a bimbo?

Edit: 14 on 14.....

Oh Chris you're soooooooooo hilarious! Fucking brilliant yo!!!

 

[Lurkman]

"Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

edit: semi-ninja'd

 

[Jack Awful]

You don't need any more food, Chris.