Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[thebigdream]

All you niggers doom posting about how it's over and he is going to jail for a long time got no idea about Bossmans supernatural luck (not when it comes to gambling but other shit). My nigga gonna get off with only a slap on the wrist even after getting kicked out of rehab.

You think just because I lost at mines I'm some kind of loser ? Bitch shut the fuck up pussy every time I lose at mines $10 goes into my karmic bank account. Bossmanjack ain't chasing your worldly riches I'm out here collecting good karma like a Bodhisattva on the path to Nirvana . You’re out here worried about the next win and I’m stacking merits for the next lifetime . While you're sweating over losses , I'm walking the Noble Eightfold Path and making that Samsara exit strategy . So yeah, maybe I didn’t win today ... but I’m out here unlocking Enlightenment while you’re stuck in the cycle of suffering . DAMN THAT NIRVANA NCIE!!!!

 

[Blackstar]

Bossman just did one of the most retarded things ever. He found out that he had $800 in his stake account, but how did he do this?

Well you see he doesn't have most of his cookies and data on his new PC so instead of just transferring everything over he's resorted to a back and forth of unplugging and plugging in his 2 PCs.

(Nigga could've also just put his hard drive from the old one into the new one but this is Bossman we're talking about)

 

[postfeetpls]

Dude was bragging about all of the gambling and money he has to people who likely have zero. In one of the streams from the “retreat center”, some dude was asking him for money and Austin blew him off. Dude comes into a place full of drug users who probably have a very sordid criminally history trying to flex his pairs of ugly shoes, headphones, and ugly looking sweater just like he would do so like it were a game of CS2. I’m sure this caused some sort of conflict which likely resulted in having his phone and other privileges totally revoked. Did he think this was going to earn him some sort of “street cred” or respect from any of these people?

Shouting “YEAH MAN I’MA HIT SOME BLACKJACK! YEAH I’M GAMBLING! WOO BABY YEAH BUDDY 200 DOLLARS!” off the top of your lungs in front of a group of degenerates who would be more than happy to help him part from his material possessions is such an Austin thing to do.

He must have been a real nuisance in rehab. The way he tells it, everybody tryin to make him feel some type of way I imagine the following:
A bunch of people gathered around in group session, all hit rock bottom, trying to get their lives together, sharing stories about how drugs ruined them. Meanwhile our boy chewing gum grabbing his cock yelling "DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!" on top of his lungs, startling unsuspecting bystanders, bragging about his 6 figure winnings, his CS2 skins, his new PC and $2k gaming chair. 30 minutes later he's out by the swing, arranging his shoes ready for a photo session.

By the way he talked about rehab, you can tell he thinks of himself higher than the rest of the people there. He might have felt like they're all beneath him, wallowing in grief and self pity while he remains positive and ready to start making money again as soon as he's out.

Disrupting groups sessions, antagonizing other residents, acting in typical BMJ fashion. 10/10, wouldn't expect anything less from the Bossman. Once the initial shock of jail wears off he's back to his old self in no time.

 

[Wodanaz]

kiwigeg

sharty rapefugee detected, opinion discarded.

I negrate you because you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

literally my first thought

 

[Billy Bong]

How many streams do we get to enjoy before we say goodbye for a while? He's done 3 so far. I'll say 2 more.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Fuck you Bouk you fucking rat

The eagle has smoked the crack. I repeat, the eagle has smoked the crack.
View attachment 6528927
(check his palms)

pov: you're a crackpipe about to be smoked
View attachment 6528932

Bossman dindu noffin, that's just from installing the new PC

 

[lol cow supreme]

When is his court date?
I wonder what happens between then..
Now that he's out of rehab what happens like.. didn't he have a parole officer that he had to piss for?
No way thats happening now. The rehab was court ordered (right?) so this is kind of like a parole violation.

It seems like he would be completely fucked but who knows, the justice system is fucking retarded sometimes.
but idk. it's like the "he can't keep getting away with it meme" like.. something has to happen at some point.

October 29th is his court date set for review on the bond revocation. This hearing will be to see if Austin is complying with all bond conditions and successfully completed rehab. He did not. So he might catch a contempt of court charge for being kicked out of the rehab. He received one of these for the exact same thing in 2016. You can always follow the pure court case info in the legal thread https://kiwifarms.st/threads/commonwealth-of-virginia-v-austin-curtis-peterson.200730/

The eagle has smoked the crack. I repeat, the eagle has smoked the crack.

That's probably just dirt from his nasty ass desk.

 

[BigPeanut]

sharty rapefugee detected, opinion discarded.

literally my first thought

Wtf ur my favorite poster on the farms and you strike me so?

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Too many Doomers in the thread. Say it with me.

Bossman WILL get off scott free. Bossman's luck WILL NOT run out. Bossman WILL fuck your mother. Untill the sentencing comes down and he gets locked up i want ever cope you can muster.

Prisons are too full
The "victim" (ratdad) doesn't want him in prison
The rehab was rigged from the start
Crack will be legal soon anyway.
He's white
Etc.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Too many Doomers in the thread. Say it with me.

Bossman WILL get off scott free. Bossman's luck WILL NOT run out. Bossman WILL fuck your mother. Untill the sentencing comes down and he gets locked up i want ever cope you can muster.

Prisons are too full
The "victim" (ratdad) doesn't want him in prison
The rehab was rigged from the start
Crack will be legal soon anyway.
He's white
Etc.

One can hope. My heart though says it's over. Why did you bet it all on black Bossman?!?!

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I hope Bossmanjack walks from all of his parole/bond/rehab violations just because I want Clown World justice to work in our favor for once. We deserve more gamba rage and yelling at RatDad segments.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

It's not over. His lawyer will get him an excellent plea deal when they see how he performed in rehab.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

This whole thread is just gay as fuck and it’s a bunch of kiwifaggots defending boss man to the grave because Josh called him funny. They don’t even understand why he’s funny, they just repeat after the overlord and don’t understand the reason boss man rules is because of how much of a retarded fucking failure loser lolcow he is.

And these retards took the ironic boss man ralphamal’ing support as legitimate.

You have absolute weapons grade autism to think this thread of laughing at a retarded, gambling addicted crackhead and his follies is full of unironic Bossman support

That’s just sad and pathetic, with lolcows you must learn not to attach your in real life emotions and feelings to them. They are just entertainment, like a television show, and it may be canceled at any time.

You're also retarded. It's perfectly normal to not want a source of entertainment to end and being upset a TV show is cancelled or Internet retard you follow is arrested has nothing to do with emotional attachment or investment of feelings...

Take your meds, I love bossman he rules, but he’s very retarded. I love him because he’s a lolcow. I don’t have to make excuses or copes. I got negrated before for saying he will fuck up rehab, you fanboys are just delusional. He’s based because precisely the reason that he WILL and DID fuck up rehab I love our little retarded cow, he gives milk aplenty.

You got negrated for saying his parents should murder him after enabling him at every step to end up this way. Shut the fuck up already retard and enjoy the actual retard we want to see being retarded in this thread.

 

[Dan of Steel]

He's completely right. AA/anti-drug groups whether ran by former addicts or "clinicians" are misery pits and state-mandated humilation rituals. Everything is about how you're powerless and weak and can never win. Same with homeless shelters and community meals. It's all all about generating maximum suffering while maintaining a sheer guise of generosity.

This is a retarded take. The reason why they say you're powerless to your addiction is because you do everything to further your addiction. Is Bossman not living proof of that? In the face of consequences he still chooses to smoke crack and gamble. One addiction feeds the other (gamba to drugs) he will humiliate himself for money, shamelessly lie, cheat, and steal to feed his habit. This is why they say you're powerless to your addiction because you're literally a slave to it. The idea isn't "you're powerless, life sucks, and then you die" The goal of rehab is to unshackle yourself from your addiction and become a stronger person from it. I would venture to guess in meetings whenever people make Bossman "feel some type of way" AKA actually have to reflect on his embarrassing and bad behavior he's done to fuel his addiction, he can't handle it and spazzes like a toddler.

Actually, when I think about it... REHAB IS FOR RATS. TOTAL BOSSMAN VICTORY. DAMN THAT PUSSY NCIE!!!!!!!!!!! BOSSMAN IS BACK BAYBEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kane lives in death]

Do you guys think if he runs to the bluest county in california he could claim asylum from being a victim of the evil war on drugs? come on ratdad lift a fucking finger to help and get our boy out of there, he dindunuthin wrong.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I hope Bossmanjack walks from all of his parole/bond/rehab violations just because I want Clown World justice to work in our favor for once. We deserve more gamba rage and yelling at RatDad segments.

CWC got away with raping his mom in the same court system, and before that, he assaulted multiple people with weapons.

Clown World justice was already in effect in VA.

 

[draggs]

October 29th is his court date set for review on the bond revocation. This hearing will be to see if Austin is complying with all bond conditions and successfully completed rehab. He did not. So he might catch a contempt of court charge for being kicked out of the rehab. He received one of these for the exact same thing in 2016. You can always follow the pure court case info in the legal thread https://kiwifarms.st/threads/commonwealth-of-virginia-v-austin-curtis-peterson.200730/


That's probably just dirt from his nasty ass desk.

The best thing he could do to avoid the judge rat flipping the prison switch is to sell whatever CS2 skins he has left, get into another inpatient rehab before the 29th, and go undercover as a rat himself, going along all the way with the miserable rats at the new place tryna make him feel some kinda way. They'll let him out to go to his hearing and the judge might just be fooled and let him try to complete the second attempt instead of revoking his bond immediately since he showed initiative and dedication to making momjudge's pussy squirt doing what the court told him despite fucking up the first try. Might. Come on Bossman double chuck that rehab dood you're due to hit it so big

 

[Telvanni]

If my son ran away from rehab I paid for and returned home to gamble in my attic I would sell the house and not tell him where I was moving.

Back in the day a father would force their son to enlist in the military to get their shit together but honestly I would also expect Austin to get thrown out since drill sergeants can't beat the shit out of you anymore.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

October 29th is his court date set for review on the bond revocation. This hearing will be to see if Austin is complying with all bond conditions and successfully completed rehab. He did not. So he might catch a contempt of court charge for being kicked out of the rehab. He received one of these for the exact same thing in 2016. You can always follow the pure court case info in the legal thread https://kiwifarms.st/threads/commonwealth-of-virginia-v-austin-curtis-peterson.200730/

Thank you for the link. Do you think the courts will issue a warrant for his arrest, or since he's just a shut in that doesn't really bother with anyone other than his parents, do you think they'll just wait to see him on the 29th (and issue a bench warrant if he's a no-show)? Do you think he could try the argument that this facility didn't provide the resources he needed and that he needs to try another facility in order to maintain his bond?

Also wonder - purely in the hypotheticals as this will never happen (I'm sure Ratdad's lack of spine is at least part of the reason why Bossman's the lolcow he is) - could Ratdad go to the courts beofre the 29th and request that Bossman's bond be revoked due to Ratdad being financially on the hook for it, nor having any sort of influence over Bossman's compliance to the conditions they set?

 

[magnetic field]

They kicked him out of rehab because he ate all their food.