Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Ok I am so fucking sleep deprived right now that I read this as Pol Pat and am now laughing my tired nigger ass off at the mental images going through my head of the pig man in full Khmer Rouge mode.
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:tomlinson: You’re mentally ill, Robert. My English will never be that incomprehensible. You’re just living in your delusions again. Wait for the knock, Robert.
Seek help.
You.
Will.
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Fat, unemployed, retarded and still living in the half-hovel and waste money on cheap beer and going out in bars. Also can’t drive for shit and doesn’t know about gas prices in other states but California.
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Rick copy-pasted his reply to a pest that spams “aren’t you the guy who beat up your wife” :story:
Fucking fat nigger with bitch tits. Very fat.
 
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:tomlinson: You’re mentally ill, Robert. My English will never be that incomprehensible. You’re just living in your delusions again. Wait for the knock, Robert.
Seek help.
You.
Will.
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Fat, unemployed, retarded and still living in the half-hovel and waste money on cheap beer and going out in bars. Also can’t drive for shit and doesn’t know about gas prices in other states but California.
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Rick copy-pasted his reply to a pest that spams “aren’t you the guy who beat up your wife” :story:
Fucking fat nigger with bitch tits. Very fat.
The local news needs to do a segment where they read his tweets and see if the news anchors can keep a straight face
 

The "Niki fucks clowns" thing deserves a special callout, since Technicality Tomlinson carefully maneuvers his words without repudiating the occurrence of clown sex:
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"No, stalker, the clown was not a guy."
"Oh okay, so it was a lady clown who fucked your wife, then."
"Enjoy prison, stalker."

Failure to deny makes it automatically true, sorry Pat. It's a #jaxfacts world and we just live in it.
 
The "Niki fucks clowns" thing deserves a special callout, since Technicality Tomlinson carefully maneuvers his words without repudiating the occurrence of clown sex:
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"No, stalker, the clown was not a guy."
"Oh okay, so it was a lady clown who fucked your wife, then."
"Enjoy prison, stalker."

Failure to deny makes it automatically true, sorry Pat. It's a #jaxfacts world and we just live in it.
By all means, Niki gets clussy farts in her vagina aside from black folks. Very cool that you makes it all true that she got the clussy, piggertits :story:
 
Ok imma real here, if I ever go mask off and become some non anon guy on xitter and you come accross me screaming furious yet unconvincing denials over my wife getting rawdogged by the local circus clown, can you all here and now promise that you would do me the kindness of putting a whole barrel of bullets in my skull?

Because jesus fucking christ how the fuck can fatrick live with himself when THIS is how he chooses to spend his time doing?!
 
The "Niki fucks clowns" thing deserves a special callout, since Technicality Tomlinson carefully maneuvers his words without repudiating the occurrence of clown sex:
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"No, stalker, the clown was not a guy."
"Oh okay, so it was a lady clown who fucked your wife, then."
"Enjoy prison, stalker."

Failure to deny makes it automatically true, sorry Pat. It's a #jaxfacts world and we just live in it.
True, if there was no merit to the clown allegations he would use "wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker" instead.
 
It is currently midday in my locale. I am busy in my wage cage going through emails, and I am straight up in tears laughing my fucking ass off at how "getting cucked by clowns" has been added to pig canon.

My boss I was just on a call with thought I was upset about something and asked if i needed to take an extra break, and I just mumbled something about having a cold, because there is no way in hell I could look her in the eye again if I told her I what I was laughing at.

Is this the Dimensional Merge's way of paying us restitution for the 2nd joker movie being a trainwreck? Is it trying to rebalance the meme clown scales? I just.....hes getting cucked by a fucking clown nigga I just cant fucking breef
 
Ok imma real here, if I ever go mask off and become some non anon guy on xitter and you come accross me screaming furious yet unconvincing denials over my wife getting rawdogged by the local circus clown, can you all here and now promise that you would do me the kindness of putting a whole barrel of bullets in my skull?

Because jesus fucking christ how the fuck can fatrick live with himself when THIS is how he chooses to spend his time doing?!
Are you proposing letting the idiots win?
 
Because jesus fucking christ how the fuck can fatrick live with himself when THIS is how he chooses to spend his time doing?!
Ya know, I'm starting to think that this Pat guy isn't all there mentally speaking, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Also, I hate to be the one to point this out, but I don't know if anyone has noticed before that he's quite a portly fellow.
 
The "Niki fucks clowns" thing deserves a special callout, since Technicality Tomlinson carefully maneuvers his words without repudiating the occurrence of clown sex:
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"No, stalker, the clown was not a guy."
"Oh okay, so it was a lady clown who fucked your wife, then."
"Enjoy prison, stalker."

Failure to deny makes it automatically true, sorry Pat. It's a #jaxfacts world and we just live in it.
Patrick's life is increasingly becoming an utterly surreal horror story.

Now he has to contend with psycho clowns horning in on his wife and victims.

Along with his nemesis Robert Prongay and the stalker children.
 
Ok so I just remembered that fatrick's daddy was a rodeo clown....
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....oh god.....oh gawd.....
Rick’s clown saved him from ever having to do anything sexual with Nikki! That’s real friendship! Not many would take that hit for a friend. No wonder Rick won’t say anything against 🤡 s.
 
Patrick's life is increasingly becoming an utterly surreal horror story.

Now he has to contend with psycho clowns horning in on his wife and victims.

Along with his nemesis Robert Prongay and the stalker children.
Sinister conspiracies by cyberterrorists to shit in his toilet and not flush, lines reaching round the block of members of the upstanding african american community waiting their turn to fart deep and wet into his wife's vagina like they were fumigating it for ticks, the police laying siege to his house with old timey trebuchets and battering rams every evening, the salvation army infiltrating his yard to steal his lawnchairs....

 
life's still happening but i won't miss any patposting for the world
I just want to see Trump win so Titty Two Chins snaps and do something stupid while being filmed... hopefully Boomia planned ahead and got a friend to rent the BnB exactly as the results come out.

Please, Baby Jesus. :optimistic:
The "Niki fucks clowns" thing deserves a special callout
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Edit: public service announcement from our friends on Xiiter;
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