Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[okuyasu]

When I was 17 I had my first job at a seasonal Halloween store, one of my coworkers there was a tranny who went by Terra (legal name being Timothy). I remember one day we were discussing how he was on dating apps and didnt have the best of luck, I mentioned how I couldnt pick up flirting very well and couldnt really help him with dating advice, he took it upon himself to try and test if I was telling the truth about not being able to notice when someones being flirty. I cant remember what exactly he said as a pickup line, either I was really bad at noticing or his flirting skills were shit. Tim was much older than I was and despite that still flirted with me anyway (yes he knew I was 17 and in high school.) Multiple people at that job misgendered him and dead named him, including the manager, we would always talk about how he smelt like absolute shit. I do remember he was caught stealing from the registers. I think about him sometimes only because his distinct smell is still lingering in my mind.
A more recent story is from just this weekend from when I was at a ren fair, tons of trannys there both ftm and mtf. Mainly more mtf however. It was quite funny seeing the corsets they were wearing press up any sort of flabby chest mass they declare as boobs. One I remember in particular was a very very tall mtf with a clip on tail (im just saying it was a clip on for my own sake of mind...pretty sure it was at least.) and some sort of animal hair all over his clothes, trans bracelet to complete the look, as if it wasnt obvious, smelt like straight up shit too, maybe its a common thing among all of them? At least thats what im getting at.

 

[Gingervitis]

When I was 17 I had my first job at a seasonal Halloween store, one of my coworkers there was a tranny who went by Terra (legal name being Timothy). I remember one day we were discussing how he was on dating apps and didnt have the best of luck, I mentioned how I couldnt pick up flirting very well and couldnt really help him with dating advice, he took it upon himself to try and test if I was telling the truth about not being able to notice when someones being flirty. I cant remember what exactly he said as a pickup line, either I was really bad at noticing or his flirting skills were shit. Tim was much older than I was and despite that still flirted with me anyway (yes he knew I was 17 and in high school.) Multiple people at that job misgendered him and dead named him, including the manager, we would always talk about how he smelt like absolute shit. I do remember he was caught stealing from the registers. I think about him sometimes only because his distinct smell is still lingering in my mind.
A more recent story is from just this weekend from when I was at a ren fair, tons of trannys there both ftm and mtf. Mainly more mtf however. It was quite funny seeing the corsets they were wearing press up any sort of flabby chest mass they declare as boobs. One I remember in particular was a very very tall mtf with a clip on tail (im just saying it was a clip on for my own sake of mind...pretty sure it was at least.) and some sort of animal hair all over his clothes, trans bracelet to complete the look, as if it wasnt obvious, smelt like straight up shit too, maybe its a common thing among all of them? At least thats what im getting at.

God, I remember when corsets were hot.

Unironically, I can’t wait for TTD. If the government starts killing troons, I’ll be the one telling the glow-in-the-darks to check under the floorboards.

 

[Fagatron Over 9000]

Family got together for an anniversary celebration. During dinner, my cousin mentions that her son--who is 14 years old, mind you--has started puberty blockers. Later, same night, she mentions he's not allowed social media.
I just had to sip my wine in quiet disbelief. Not mature enough for Snapchat or TikTok or whatever, but mature enough to cause irreversable damage to his bones?
The kid's also pretty rude and antisocial like all hell. Won't be surprised if he grows up to be an entitled AGP. But I won't dig too hard on him since he's so young.

 

[Koby_Fish]

When I was 17 I had my first job at a seasonal Halloween store, one of my coworkers there was a tranny who went by Terra (legal name being Timothy). I remember one day we were discussing how he was on dating apps and didnt have the best of luck, I mentioned how I couldnt pick up flirting very well and couldnt really help him with dating advice, he took it upon himself to try and test if I was telling the truth about not being able to notice when someones being flirty. I cant remember what exactly he said as a pickup line, either I was really bad at noticing or his flirting skills were shit. Tim was much older than I was and despite that still flirted with me anyway (yes he knew I was 17 and in high school.) Multiple people at that job misgendered him and dead named him, including the manager, we would always talk about how he smelt like absolute shit. I do remember he was caught stealing from the registers. I think about him sometimes only because his distinct smell is still lingering in my mind.
A more recent story is from just this weekend from when I was at a ren fair, tons of trannys there both ftm and mtf. Mainly more mtf however. It was quite funny seeing the corsets they were wearing press up any sort of flabby chest mass they declare as boobs. One I remember in particular was a very very tall mtf with a clip on tail (im just saying it was a clip on for my own sake of mind...pretty sure it was at least.) and some sort of animal hair all over his clothes, trans bracelet to complete the look, as if it wasnt obvious, smelt like straight up shit too, maybe its a common thing among all of them? At least thats what im getting at.

if it was a post-op situation, it could just be the stankditch acting up, especially if it was made of asshole. If pre-op, then it's just the autist being filthy as some autists despise showering and a lot of autists troon out or are susceptible.

 

[Fapcop]

God, I remember when corsets were hot.

Unironically, I can’t wait for TTD. If the government starts killing troons, I’ll be the one telling the glow-in-the-darks to check under the floorboards.

I’ll come to wherever the tranny raids take place with hot tea and homemade cookies for the hardworking death squads.

Let’s volunteer for bathroom patrols together Kiwifren!

“That’s a mighty prominent Adam’s apple for a 6 foot tall woman! Step aside “ma’am” genital check!”

 

[neverendingmidi]

A more recent story is from just this weekend from when I was at a ren fair, tons of trannys there both ftm and mtf. Mainly more mtf however. It was quite funny seeing the corsets they were wearing press up any sort of flabby chest mass they declare as boobs. One I remember in particular was a very very tall mtf with a clip on tail (im just saying it was a clip on for my own sake of mind...pretty sure it was at least.) and some sort of animal hair all over his clothes, trans bracelet to complete the look, as if it wasnt obvious, smelt like straight up shit too, maybe its a common thing among all of them? At least thats what im getting at.

God, they’re endemic at renfaires. I saw this one that was like a stick-thin, 6+ft creature that was white blond, damn near albino. Had the tranny hunch, wearing a dress and a corset that was loose and flapping around a concave chest.

 

[fatass hamster]

So I've been going to this Home Depot in another city and holy shit, you wouldn't believe the sheer number of trannies I've seen just at this one store.

On my first visit, the first thing I see is a buff made-up troon walking out. I go in and at one of the registers is a 6+ ft tall balding, bearded ogre named Jessica or some shit. Right next to him is another hulking creature with long purple hair and a mask. Every time I looked over they were doing fuck all while the other cashiers bustled around them.

Second time I visit there's a squat, greasy troon with pink hair very slowly stocking shelves. This dude in particular creeped me the fuck out, just totally dead-eyed and disheveled looking.

Every single time I head in I spot a new fucking tranny working/shopping there. Before my visits to this Home Depot I've literally never seen a tranny irl. Might as well rename this city to Troontopia. I'm so fucking glad I don't live in this shithole

 

[indomitable snowman]

I recently got picked up from school by some kind of goblin tranny hybrid. Immeditely called this thing sir upon entering its vehicle

I'm glad you made it out alive.

I think about him sometimes only because his distinct smell is still lingering in my mind.

There is definitely a smell to trannies, like a chemically/burnt plastic smell that is not BO. At least not any BO I've ever encountered. I'm curious if anyone has ever smelled the drugs that trannies take and if they have a smell at all?

 

[okuyasu]

Now im really interested in this specific tranny smell thing because almost all i encounter just happen to smell like rot. Seems like it is a common thing, im not around many in general but all ive been around 100% have a distinct scent...

 

[Ho-oh]

Trannies definitely have a distinct scent if you're unfortunate enough to get too close to them. Suppose one here could take one for the team and ask to sniff the drugs that they take, just for scientific purposes

 

[Battery Low]

I've seen it suggested somewhere on here that the chemical smell is related to meth.

I wouldn't be surprised if non-stinkditch BO smells are also linked to drug abuse. Addicts, autists and the depressed may not take hygiene that seriously. I remember a troon who stank like literal shit. Assumed it was ditch related tbh.

I'm curious if the chemical/plastic smell is hormone or meth related. Has anyone noticed it outside of the US? I've heard that meth isn't as common in the rest of the world. It could act as a rudimentary control.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

In spite of them calling Britain "TERF Island", I see more troons and pooners while I'm at the shops it seems and has increased in the past ten years. That or very unfortunate looking natal women. Last time I was at Asda there was an ogre troon stocking shelves and their personal hygiene made me bypass the aisle they were in because the odour.

 

[seri0us]

In spite of them calling Britain "TERF Island", I see more troons and pooners while I'm at the shops it seems and has increased in the past ten years. That or very unfortunate looking natal women. Last time I was at Asda there was an ogre troon stocking shelves and their personal hygiene made me bypass the aisle they were in because the odour.

I never understood the whole "TERF Island" name. Isn't Britain (and the UK as a whole) one of the places that legally punishes "deadnaming" and intentionally puts "trans women" (men) into female prisons?

 

[Crispy Pancake]

I never understood the whole "TERF Island" name. Isn't Britain (and the UK as a whole) one of the places that legally punishes "deadnaming" and intentionally puts "trans women" (men) into female prisons?

They claim it's a lot worse than it is. Troons have protections. Might be because JK Rowling derangement syndrome and many fellow vocal TERFs seem to be Brits or Irish like Glinner.

Also I just saw a troon at my latest Tesco trip waffling over Meal Deal options looking like a Hobgoblin. I did not get close enough to smell a stinkditch odour.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Trannies definitely have a distinct scent if you're unfortunate enough to get too close to them. Suppose one here could take one for the team and ask to sniff the drugs that they take, just for scientific purposes

The drugs themselves may not smell like anything. It's probably when they interact with the troon's overall bodily chemistry that makes the odor. Diet and lifestyle will play roles too. Vegetarians and alcoholics have odd, sometimes unpleasant, smells. And as noted, so do meth addicts.

Thread tax: The youngish gal behind my usual grocery store's deli counter is definitely pooning out. She was a likely suspect before, with her flat chest and manlet haircut (and slightly surly attitude) but now it's confirmed. I noticed a new sprinkling of tell tale pube hairs sprouting in a line under her chin the last time I was there. A baby neckbeard on a baby butch. She's tiny. Chunky. Pale, with bland features. Not particularly friendly to customers or co workers.

 

[wide hide]

The cashier at my local Target was a huge troon hon that made me kinda sick to look at. Hed grown out his hair to about his shoulders: a huge, curly mop that looked like he'd never yanked a brush through it, very greasy and stuck to his face. The volume did not hide his strong jawline, deep brow, or his five o'clock shadow. He was easily over 6 feet, as he was nearly as tall as my 6'3" husband who was shopping with me. He honestly looked like a former high school athlete who let himself go after graduation after a career of warming the benches -- broad shoulders and back, beer gut, massive hands that constantly fumbled my purchases while bagging. the stereotypical nasal voice w a weird breathiness. the most heinous feature was his fucking wall-eyed conical tube tits, spaced a foot apart on a very wide chest. Nipples were visible through his uniform tee. What the fuck.

We passed by customer service on the way out the door. A very fat pooner with danger hair, an unfortunate pube-stache, and four wallet chains was behind the counter, huffing and puffing her way to the back while the line steadily grew.

I should know better: two years ago I went to a Target across town and there was a sickly troon with a concave chest, visibly balding, face plastered with what appeared to be roll-on body glitter, operating the in-store Starbucks. He commented on my tampon purchase after I paid for my drink, something like, "oh, I wish that brand worked for me, the packaging is cute". I did not pick up my drink, and I never went back to that store.

This shit is so disgusting. These freaks would all do better just going to the fucking gym instead of drinking the rat poison. Also, I'm never fucking shopping at Target again.

 

[glass_houses]

He commented on my tampon purchase after I paid for my drink, something like, "oh, I wish that brand worked for me, the packaging is cute".

I have never, in my entire fucking life, had a cashier say a single fucking word about any sanitary item that I had taken to the checkout to purchase, regardless of their sex and/or menstrual capabilities.

What in the actual fuck. There's supposed to be training for that kind of shit. I would have headed towards the nearest petrol station and returned in short order with twenty litres of kerosene, a flame thrower, and a burning desire to cleanse this tainted earth from depravity.

 

[Koby_Fish]

the most heinous feature was his fucking wall-eyed conical tube tits, spaced a foot apart on a very wide chest. Nipples were visible through his uniform tee. What the fuck.

sounds like when these guys go on hormones, that's very often the kind of tits they sprout, like what I saw on a super-anorexic troon this summer, and yes the conical tube tits/nips were visible through the very loose-hanging (due to severe anorexia) tee shirt the troon was wearing. It was like they were pitching two tents under their shirt. It would have been comical if it wasn't so horrifying.

I have never, in my entire fucking life, had a cashier say a single fucking word about any sanitary item that I had taken to the checkout to purchase, regardless of their sex and/or menstrual capabilities.

What in the actual fuck. There's supposed to be training for that kind of shit. I would have headed towards the nearest petrol station and returned in short order with twenty litres of kerosene, a flame thrower, and a burning desire to cleanse this tainted earth from depravity.

you cannot train out mental illness.

 

[wide hide]

What in the actual fuck.

Right up to that very moment, I had not believed that shit like this actually happens. I'm ashamed to say I was too shocked to Karen out and raise hell. The pride stuff at Target was still going strong at the time; I suspect I would have just gotten kicked out or banned, and smugly so.

Target indeed deserves to burn.

 

[melty]

Also, I'm never fucking shopping at Target again.

We need to start compiling a list of troon-friendly establishments to be wary of. Lush, Ulta, and Starbucks are all on my list. Target is a good one too.

Years ago before trooning was all the rage, I saw a troon working in the women's lingerie department of Nordstrom.