2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

According to Amit Segal, there is video of Sinwar throwing rocks at the drone that spotted him:

Sinwar was carrying a false Palestinian travel document identifying him as an UNRWA Hamas teacher:
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That random tube of Mentos. That's what did it. He let the infidel corrupt his divine aura and lost the protection of heaven.

Seriously though, the IDF can't handle all this winning. Seems they really did learn from the fiascos of the early 00s.
 
Five IDF soldiers were killed in Lebanon this afternoon:
A statement from the IDF spokesperson was issued:

5 Golani Patrol fighters were killed tonight in clashes with terrorists in southern Lebanon

The names of the spaces:
-Major Ofek Bachar, 24 years old, from Nes Ziona, a company commander in the Golani patrol, fell in battle in southern Lebanon.

-Captain Elad Siman Tov, 23 years old, from Tzofim, a crew commander in the Golani patrol, was killed in battle in southern Lebanon.

- Sergeant Elyashiv Eitan Wieder, 22 years old, from Jerusalem, a platoon commander in the Golani patrol, fell in battle in southern Lebanon.

- Sergeant Yaakov Hillel, 21 years old, from Jerusalem, a fighter in the Golani Patrol, fell in battle in southern Lebanon.

- Sergeant Yehudah Dror Yahalom, 21 years old, from Hebron, a fighter in the Golani Patrol, fell in battle in southern Lebanon.
The incident happened in the afternoon, when the force entered a building with several floors in a village near the border. When the soldiers began to search the building, they located a stockpile of missiles and shelters for Hezbollah members. About half an hour later, they went up the stairs and suddenly four terrorists emerged from a hiding place and opened fire at them with small arms.

At this point, an exchange of gunfire began, at the end of which the four terrorists were also killed. In the incident, three soldiers were seriously injured and two were moderately injured, and they were evacuated from the scene in three helicopters alongside fire cover from the air.
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A car was flung onto the roof of a building after an Israeli airstrike in Beirut:
 
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families of the hostages are currently protesting for a deal in tel aviv, turnout is huge according to friends on the ground there.
TBH, I think that a hostage release deal is something that could be more possible than not at this point. From what I’ve heard, Sinwar was one of the big “To the last man” type of anti Israel suits, and considering Bibi has been “no talking about hostages until Hamas is completely eliminated”, he can easily turn that into getting a favorable deal since Hamas (and Hezbollah) have been getting their shit wrecked recently.

:optimistic:, I know, but Hamas is in a really weak position right now, and hopefully Bibi’s murder boner will cool down long enough for him to take advantage of that weak position for a great PR win.
 
مبروك عليكم وعليكم مبروك
Can I request someone shop Sinwar into the Peter Griffin death pose? Much like the Nashville tranny shooter.

Sinwar was carrying a false Palestinian travel document identifying him as an UNRWA Hamas teacher
Are we sure that’s what that is? It says birth year 1984 and Sinwar was born in 1962. He wouldn’t pass as being 40. Could it belong to one of the terrorists who accompanied him?
 
According to Amit Segal, there is video of Sinwar throwing rocks at the drone that spotted him:
A still from the video:
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Details:
Military reporter Doron Kadosh describes the sequence of events in the assassination of Yahya Sinwar:

1. Yesterday at 10:00 a.m. a soldier from Battalion 450 spotted a suspicious figure coming out and entering a building in Tel Sultan in Rafah. The fighter pointed out the building to the brigade commander (who himself was wounded in the battles on October 7), and the force gradually began to move towards the target with the understanding that there were terrorists there.

2. Around 15:00, when the force activates tanks and infantry forces, 3 figures are identified using a drone moving, entering and exiting from house to house. The realization that these were terrorists who were probably among Sinwar's companions who went one step ahead of him to "open up the area for him". A shot was fired at those terrorists - they were hit and began to disperse.

3. The squad Sinwar was in split up - he entered one structure and another part of the squad entered another structure. Sinwar went up to the second floor, and the tank force fired a shell into that building.

4. The platoon commander from the 450th battalion went into the scans in the building where Sinwar was located - and two grenades were thrown at him and his fighters, so that after that they broke contact and went back to continue operating drones.

5. The force brought in another drone, and saw a figure (in retrospect it turns out to be Sinovar), he was wounded in the hand and masked. Sinwar was sitting in the room, and tried to throw a wooden stick at the IDF drone. Then the force fired another tank shell.

6. The next time the force went in to scan was only this morning, and only when they went in and saw the bodies - did they notice that there was a resemblance between one of the bodies and Yahya Sinwar.
 
Someone needs to do his death compilation to the jingle now.

"The Freshmaker" memes now.
I'm not sure if it would be more funny to spin the 10/7 attacks as the Freshmaking, or that it starts with the attacks, then Bibi puts his hands on his hips, makes a sitcom face, then he breaks out the Mentos and gets Fresh as gaza is flattened and pagers explode
 
I was just thinking about how the Arab-Jew War is like a battle between two samurai in the sense that their genetics have been folded a thousand times by generations of incest and also their noses curve like katana
The average Arab now just wants to make money and fuck bitches. It’s only the weirdeos who moved to the West who care. The big regional threat is Iran and if Isreal took them out most of the Arabian peninsula would be singing Hava Nagalia and doing a little dance.

I wish Yanks would actually look at what’s happening in the world rather than crafting fan fiction for places they couldn’t find on a map.
 
The footage of Sinwar's last moments, including him trying to throw a stick at the drone:

Before/after:
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More video of the body:
 
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