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[FILTH Tourist]

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After everything that has happened I this election they decided to make a joke based on an out of context gaff from 8 years ago? I thought satire news sites were supposed to be topical and funny?

 

[Hightension]

Some semi funny video:

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Bro is streaming right now, TBH i need Bossman to endorse a candite so i know who is going to lose it all

Bossman has endorsed Trump on multiple occasions.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

After everything that has happened I this election they decided to make a joke based on an out of context gaff from 8 years ago? I thought satire news sites were supposed to be topical and funny?

I forgot about the whole "marry ivanka" thing tbh. I only remember people mocking Trump for it.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Face blind? Bro, they objectively look eerily similar and everyone everywhere comments on it.

I'm still convinced Brett Cooper and Ben are siblings. I want DNA tests and that backstory.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

@TheSockiestSock Thank you for the preview of hell

 

[GunCar Gary]

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i remember when the onion was funny. sigh

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

@TheSockiestSock Thank you for the preview of hell

Man just wait until the sequel with Tim Walz and cats.

 

[ForgedBlades]

just before they coom their brain tricks them into seeing Shapiro's face

Mine doesn't, all I see is dat ass.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

In case you are wondering an image search turned up this DA account that likes to make BBW shops of many female celebrities, including Brett Cooper.

https://www.deviantart.com/ifmusicbe/

 

[draggs]

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This isn't even attempting to be funny, thanks Ben Collins

Something like, "Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law to Marry Daughter, Finds Out Law He Signed in 2018 Prevents Him, Calls for 'Peaceful and Patriotic' March on Mar-a-Lago," would be too long for a headline and is only kinda funny, but at least it's a real attempt

 

[The Man With No Name]

My prediction, Trump's got this handily, but watch out, there's some funny business going on in the midwest and the south

Spoiler: I think they're frying something up in Kentucky...

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

PROTIP: Unless you're privy to some top-secret information that no one else is, nobody cares about your stupid, baseless electoral predictions.

 

[Train Operator]

Mine doesn't, all I see is dat ass.

Spoiler: suffa coomer

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Pro tip, here are my predictions for this election:

Spoiler: Prediction

* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g                                               g
o /     \             \            /    \       o
a|       |             \          |      |      a
t|       `.             |         |       :     t
s`        |             |        \|       |     s
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e
x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x
*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *
g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g
o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o
a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a
t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t
s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s
e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g
o   |              /    |     |  \            | o
a   |             |    /       \  \           | a
t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s
e  |           /        |    |       |         |e
x  |          |         |    |       |         |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

Good, The NRA is fucking cucked.

Good lord, please do not let me get started…

 

[Buttigieg2020]

My electoral prediction map:

 

[ditto]

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Onion recycling cold takes from 2016 while the Babylon Bee is printing banger after banger.

 

[0713]

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perfect example of that:

Fucking niggers.
This is why racism exists.

 

[George Lucas]

My electoral prediction map:

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Orthodox bros, I don’t feel so good…