Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I hope that, if the parties are unable to agree to a case schedule, and the court orders a phone scheduling conference, and all parties attend the conference, and one of the parties is able to lawfully and appropriately obtain a recording of the conference, the recording can be published in an appropriate forum pro rictus.

"Plaintiff do you understand what has been stated?"

"no yor awnur. Kihi harms iz a (unintelligible)."

 

[ForTheHoard]

...and the world's your oyster, not much between despair and ecstasy. You'll sue the Farms and have the Swift swoon on ya. And if you're lucky the Swift's dumped Kelce. I can feel the footsie sliding up to me.

One gal seems very like the other when your lip sags under your gumline, brother.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think this is part of the idea, but I also think that Russ cannot hold two things in his brain at once; the demand for a schedule by Oct 18 superseded and removed/replaced the existing show cause order in his mind.

And the retard defense would likely fly with that one.

I wonder, did the hooker case he's part of supersede this one?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I wonder, did the hooker case he's part of supersede this one?

I am guessing in his motion to extend, he will mention that filing as well

 

[mindlessobserver]

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Aw who am I kidding, Russ knows how to save scum.

Still, I eagerly await a new updated hitler.

Watchu talkin bout bish? Greer has done what is required!

 

[The Dude]

He's going to fuck it up somehow. He always does. He has never once successfully navigated a lawsuit. Thr question is how badly he fucks up, and whether or not the judge decides to let it slide again. I am in the camp of the judge being fed up with Greer and his retarded bullshit and is trying to give Shit-Lips enough rope to hang himself with so that the judge can dismiss this case and not have it survive any appeals process.

 

[BelUwUga]

I am in the camp of the judge being fed up with Greer and his retarded bullshit and is trying to give Shit-Lips enough rope to hang himself with so that the judge can dismiss this case and not have it survive any appeals process.

Mostly agree but I think the judge is purposely making this such a clusterfuck it will confound, frustrate, and embarrass the circuit court when it is inevitably appealed. Have you ever had a boss/supervisor demand you do something a completely wrong way, refusing to listen to reason? You make sure you can prove they ordered it and you do the wrong thing to leave them with the mess to explain later. The more chicanery happens in the lower courts, the more likely it becomes inescapable for the higher courts to solve this without admitting they made a monumental mistake kicking this back down in the first place. I know, I know, rainbows below please.

 

[Bridgeburner]

How many hours until the deadline? I hate freedom and don't live in the states.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

How many hours until the deadline? I hate freedom and don't live in the states.

It's already after 5 in Utah

 

[The Man With No Name]

It's already after 5 in Utah

I think multiple times we've had the court upload after hours and @Useful_Mistake posts them.

I'd give it a few hours, and even then, maybe nothing got submitted to the court but Hardin could potentially be in communication with Greer regarding the schedule.

I'm not expecting anything major from the current deadline.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I think multiple times we've had the court upload after hours and @Useful_Mistake posts them.

There's nothing yet, and there's not going to be anything if Russ sends anything even remotely approaching a schedule to Mr. Hardin

 

[mindlessobserver]

There's nothing yet, and there's not going to be anything if Russ sends anything even remotely approaching a schedule to Mr. Hardin

Russ doing the bare minimum required would be a shocking twist ending to the scheduling arc of this saga.

 

[HackerX]

Russ doing the bare minimum required would be a shocking twist ending to the scheduling arc of this saga.

He'll be okay. He can just make another filing where he pinky promises it will never ever happen again and the court will provide him another extension. Except this time he'll be allowed to submit a blank piece of paper with his name. Baby steps

 

[Not a bee]

I kinda wanna see how many pictures of Hitler can he fit into a case

 

[AnOminous]

There's nothing yet, and there's not going to be anything if Russ sends anything even remotely approaching a schedule to Mr. Hardin

I think most federal courts let you file electronically up until midnight. At least this FJC study shows a substantial number of litigants filing electronically in that time frame and doesn't indicate it's not allowed:

https://www.fjc.gov/sites/default/files/materials/59/ElectronicFilingDeadlineStudy.pdf

It also has a section entitled

Deadlines Before Midnight

Three district courts have afternoon filing deadlines on the days that filings are due: 5:00 in the Eastern District of Arkansas and 6:00 in the Districts of Delaware and Massachusetts. The District of Massachusetts’s bankruptcy court has a 4:30 deadline. Replies in the Southern District of New York’s bankruptcy court generally are due at 4:00 p.m. three days before the hearing. The District of Delaware’s bankruptcy court explicitly declines to follow the district court’s afternoon deadline.

The reason for the afternoon deadline in Delaware is unusual. The federal courts there extend filing privileges only to local attorneys, who frequently work with out-of-state attorneys—many in western time zones—because of the nature of federal litigation in Delaware. The afternoon filing deadline protects local attorneys from evening waits for documents submitted by other attorneys for the local attorneys to file in the district court. Because bankruptcy practice is different, bankruptcy attorneys did not request a due time earlier than midnight.

Since it only lists three "Deadlines Before Midnight" that seems to imply these are the only ones for electronic filing.

I'm assuming Russ isn't currently limited to filing by mail or in person, since he responded to something Hardin filed on the same day recently. If so, though, his deadline by mail would require him to have it postmarked on the deadline day.

 

[DavidS877]

We know Russ has to email the clerk who then puts stuff in the system. It is unknown if he emails after 5PM and the clerk sees it Monday if it still counts. It probably would.

But in this case he doesn't yet owe the court anything, it's between the parties for now.

 

[Bogliacci]

Or he just emailed Harden and we just won't know.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Or he just emailed Harden and we just won't know.

Luckily, their emails seem to have a way of making it to the court record because Russ eventually fucks up, lies, or spergs out

 

[Irene and 22 others]

As a legal filing? 0/10.

As an opening to an auto biography? 7/10

As Lyrics to a Emo/scremo song? 9/10.

I wish I were filled with as much determination as Russ is so I could make a semi-respectable shit post image, but it's been a long week so you get this low-effort crap instead.

 

[waffle]

My prediction for Monday is that we're going to get a filing from Hardin that says "Russ sent me an email that said 'hese are my scheduling demands, take them or leave them. If you respond with anything but yes you are harassing me'. And I said 'Russ your deadlines are actually impossible due to the briefing schedule on some of these motions and you literally not even understanding what most of this stuff is, let alone the rules on how it's done' and he responded with incoherent rage, here is my proposed schedule'