Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Falcon Sebben]

Wow how fucking petty can chibi get?

"The block button is right there...If you can't be a friend during my worst times you don't deserve to be a friend during my best times"

Adam, you never had any best times.

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Never mind, it's all looking up for Chibi!
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"I'm still trying to cope with my emotions".

Dude you're in your 30's. Most people learn to cope with their "emotions" at a much younger age.

And while working for an American company over there can be better... it's not always a step up from working for a Japanese company.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Yes chibi, apply for a masters in English in Japan and keep extending your semesters to extend your study visa. That's the path many of your fellow white sexpats take

Chibi must have some sort of IRL autistic plot armor. It's mindblowing how eager he is to kill his golden goose and yet somehow fails at that

He is too incompetent to fail and that's something!

 

[ChiiTan]

Came across a few Chibi videos on YouTube (long time lurker but it's pretty funny to see a timeline of his failures) and I almost forgot about the whole PewDiePie thing until they bought it up, how do you guys think Chibs cope with the fact that the guy who put his cringe on a spotlight is living the Japan's dream with a beautiful wife and a dreamy baby? Meanwhile our boy's biggest achievement in Japan was being interviewed for being such an obvious gaijin and had his ass crack zoomed in on tv (it's kinda funny to think about his potential employers finding about it )

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

how do you guys think Chibs cope with the fact that the guy who put his cringe on a spotlight is living the Japan's dream with a beautiful wife and a dreamy baby?

He likely thinks he's better than Pewds because he is going to have to struggle his way into Japan "through a genuine love of the culture" (草) rather than being able to buy his way in as his particular brand of cringe is unmarketable.

 

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a dreamy baby

A what?

 

[ResignedCustodes]

A what?

Yeah that stood out for me as well.

Bit fucking weird mate.

 

[ChiiTan]

Sorry if it sounded weird, was not my intention but now I understand that it came across that way lol, my apologies

But also, yeah, I can see Chibi feeling like the superior guy for getting his so-earned spot in glorious Nipponland, and I believe in him! You can do it Chibi! Why take a googly eyed girlfriend and a pretty good job in America (ugh) if he's made for much more! Show the haters wrong

 

[scotchtape772572]

@scotchtape772572 do you know what he is talking about? And is it normal practice for AT&T employees to talk shit about their customers online?

It's not anything special, honestly. Customers call and complain that they were lied to, mislead, bullshitted, it's legit just a part of working in sales in general. Chibi's inability to self-regulate his own emotions is why he's making a bigger deal out of this than it is. He didn't just make Facebook posts, he went whining in the team chat about it too, like he always does.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Dude you're in your 30's. Most people learn to cope with their "emotions" at a much younger age.

Yes, but most people aren't an empath. Show some consideration, this man carries the weight of the world on his shoulders.

 

[Pew_Pew_Slash]

Sorry if it sounded weird

Freak

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yes, but most people aren't an empath. Show some consideration, this man carries the weight of the world on his shoulders.

Oh silly me. An empath that gets angry when people yell at him instead of being able to calm them down. An empath who constantly does stupid shit and then says he's going to learn from this and do better next time. An empath that got so creepy the polycule that he tried to join told him to get the fuck out.

I've seen fucking autists who are more empathic than Chibi. I've seen literal retards more empathic than Chibi. He's as empathic as Chris-Chan is a CPU goddess and Jesus Christ reborn.

 

[winterfag]

I'm not sure Chibi's even an empath when it comes to his OWN feelings

 

[hfuenms83]

I'm not sure Chibi's even an empath when it comes to his OWN feelings

To Chibi it becomes a reality if he just posts about it often enough.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Oh silly me. An empath that gets angry when people yell at him instead of being able to calm them down. An empath who constantly does stupid shit and then says he's going to learn from this and do better next time. An empath that got so creepy the polycule that he tried to join told him to get the fuck out.

You would do well to study the sacred texts (Adam's Facebook vagueposts) some more. As the prophet himself said, if you can't handle him at his getting banned from magnet therapy, then you don't deserve him at his dressing as Miles Edgeworth for Tokyo Game Show.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

To Chibi it becomes a reality if he just posts about it often enough.

So kinda a "fake it until you make it" kind of thing?

Yeah that fits.

You would do well to study the sacred texts (Adam's Facebook vagueposts) some more. As the prophet himself said, if you can't handle him at his getting banned from magnet therapy, then you don't deserve him at his dressing as Miles Edgeworth for Tokyo Game Show.

It's the fucking cosplay that always gets me. He's so... INTO it to the point where it's like half his identity. If he was making money off of it. Or he was a popular cosplayer. Or when he went to cons people were begging to take pictures with him. But no. He's this delusional creep that thinks he's cool and that fame and fortune are just around the corner the moment he finds the right outfit to wear.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

He's been doing a solo show on the BPITU channel the past hour and it seems pretty clear (to me, at least) that he's not broke. He's telling stories about buying "old Japanese comics" while surrounded by shit he could sell if he really needed money. He talks to some foreigner with, well, this pfp:

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They agree that Vito will send this foreigner a bidet if he provides Vito with his home address. Very cool.

I think this is the wrong thread unless that's Adam with the loli avatar.

 

[Harm]

I think this is the wrong thread unless that's Adam with the loli avatar.

That's what I get for having 20 KF tabs open. Deleted, I'm retarded!

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Some more chibi posting for ya


Pinging all his new galpals in the comments.





Our boi chibi has been trying to quit his job!



You'll never be Japanese, Adam.


Did you guys know he went to JAPAN?!?!?!?!

 

[TV's Adam West]

>man won't be able to take his fifth paid month long Japan vacation

LIFE JUST ISN'T FAIR, HE CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE

 

[Marche]

Pinging all his new galpals in the comments.

Are these all just cosplay whores he has added at random?