Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 25.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 144 39.2%

  • Total voters
    367
Didn't Nick post in Melton's chat while sending donos (basically) "hey guys I'm sitting here with my daughter in my lap"?
If I recall, Nick was asked about his family in chat, and to earn sympathy points, he mentioned he was sitting next to his daughter—the one who tested positive for coke. He talked about how she was all cuddled up, lost in her iPad after he took her to her to a fucking cello or harp lesson. Whatever instruments "upper class" children play. Not the usual Spicer meth head kids play like the tambourine or the cowbell.

For Nick, just taking your kid to a music lesson is the gold standard of being a good dad.

I think that Nick tells on himself enough that such things become clear in time.
Absolutely. It’s either confession by projection or he just lays it all out there when drunk or drugged enough. Every "rumor" that the obsessed Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil has speculated—Hedonism II, swinging, drug use, ignorance of the law, losing in lawsuits—has proven true.

While I want to believe it won't be proven true, when you mix degeneracy and drug use with kids, there’s always something darker at play. Where there’s smoke, there’s always fire.
 
I also feel less impulse to believe what cows say about other cows. I do not think their unsubstantiated words alone have enough credibility to indict another without other corroborating evidence.
What if Melton says something this atrociously awful about Nick and Nick keeps paypigging for him?
 
All I'm arguing is that Nick is an evil retard. And he has the capacity for crimes against his children. I do not know if he has done so or not, but I believe him capable.

Agreed. I think Nick is likely capable of almost anything. I don't wish anything with children to be true any more than anyone here, but sadly, it is the case. We simply lack any hard evidence, but enough is there to question.

Nick is already in the category of people with whom I would not want to share a room, or any further degeneracy he displays is just more confirmation of that opinion. With crimes against children, I REALLY don't need proof and hope I don't ever see it.

What if Melton says something this atrociously awful about Nick and Nick keeps paypigging for him?

Then Nick is a dumb retard, again. He will lie about anything for no reason, nd it will take autistic investigation or 3rd party sources to confirm. Everything in the thread from his lawsuit, to traffic tickets, to arrest, and Hedonism II was uncovered and documented by others. We NEVER got the straight story from Nick and what he said or failed to say.

I inagine that his response to any backlash will play out like the heat he caught for 180'ing on Vitophile. He will play Melton's words off as 'jokes' or 'I cannot hear everything anyone says about me. They get to have their opinion. Freeze peach!' He might make some vague blanket denial or disavowal of heinous acts, but he will insist that he has no proof.

At the end of the day he will not provide us any more confirmation of it, and anything he does provide should be considered to be most likely a lie.
 
Nick a man who sexually harassed a judge on stream in reprisal of a verdict he disliked, is now assisting Melton, a man who sexually harassed a child on stream in reprisal for her father being a witness to Nick's case. I'm not really shocked.

I really hope this bites Nick in the ass. I hope Aaron can bring this to the attention of the court, this is really creepy and makes me think Nick is capable of more harm to kids than starving them.
 
I am trying to distinguish between the default 'Nick being stupid' and 'Nick being absolute scum'. This may be too fine a distinction for some, and that is fine. Nick will do something to mock soon, but I think some are getting a bit impatient and seeing some connections that are a bit tenuous. 'Maybe....', 'He could be...', and the like is theory-crafting--again, fine--but I misread that it was something deeper. Mostly I was trying to inform myself and correct my misconceptions.
I for one, am looking forward to a prospective deposition which will end in either one of two ways:
1) Incipient verbal diarrhea and crack boy Beargets his shit pushed in with Ty Beard (Nick's too bitch made and white bread ass nigga to do this)

2) Nick becomes combative practicing lawyer and we all laugh at the deposition and he gets sanctioned.
(The entire video is worth watching for the shenanigans)

Lemme quote from the suspension document, it's almost a 1 to 1 match to Rekieta's "muh client not guilty you pussy liquor judge" (Emphasis mine).

During lunch break on the second day of trial, Abrams went to opposing counsel’s office building with no legitimate reason for being in the building at that time. He rode the elevator with opposing counsel and his client (the plaintiff in the case), over objections from opposing counsel and a security guard. Abrams was disruptive to and confrontational with people in opposing counsel’s office

This practicing lawyer is a hilarious one. He previously got sanctioned for calling a judge a faggot. At least he caries malpractice insurance unlike Joe... :story:
While I was getting your case dismissed (Hewitt’s defamation case against you) I was getting yelled at by Fatso. The judge is a gay, fat, fag, now it’s out there.
Pento remembered differently. He offered credible testimony that Respondent regularly used similar “slurs” to refer to Judge Douglass. Every time the judge was mentioned in the office, Pento said, Respondent would make a “regressive” comment, calling the judge “fat faggot,” “homo,” “Judge Fatso,” and derivatives of those terms. However, Pento could not remember a time when Respondent called Judge Douglass either a sissy or a weakling. Respondent uttered these epithets while in the company of other employees of his firm, and possibly within earshot of two other lawyers who shared the same office suite, Pento explained, but never around visiting clients. Pento understood that the comments were intended to be derogatory, as Respondent often demeaned people who disagreed with him. Indeed, Respondent testified that he felt justified in insulting the judge, given the way that the judge had treated him.
Edit: Here's this lolyers bar record...
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1) Incipient verbal diarrhea and crack boy gets his shit pushed in (He's too bitch made and white bread ass nigga to do this)
The Texas deposition with Joe Jamail is awesome on every single level, other than not ending with a shootout at the OK Corral, the one with this other fag is pathetic and gay. On the Abrams side.
 
Nick a man who sexually harassed a judge on stream in reprisal of a verdict he disliked, is now assisting Melton, a man who sexually harassed a child on stream in reprisal for her father being a witness to Nick's case. I'm not really shocked.
Don't forget the shenanigans Ralph engaged in with Aaron. If anybody believes Nick didn't have input on, or at least foreknowledge of, all that stupid shit, they're crazy.
 
Agreed. I think Nick is likely capable of almost anything. I don't wish anything with children to be true any more than anyone here, but sadly, it is the case. We simply lack any hard evidence, but enough is there to question.

Nick is already in the category of people with whom I would not want to share a room, or any further degeneracy he displays is just more confirmation of that opinion. With crimes against children, I REALLY don't need proof and hope I don't ever see it.
Absolutely. I'd much rather be wrong than right on stuff like this. I wish Nick made it easier to believe that everything was just a mishap. A million to one shot. Sadly, observing Nick makes it hard.
 
For Nick, just taking your kid to a music lesson is the gold standard of being a good dad.
You've made me realise something I hadn't considered before. Every complaint Nick makes of his kids is directed at taking them to or from events that Nick himself doesn't take part in. I could make a cheap joke about Nick being a car cuck, but more seriously, I think it's telling that he rarely mentions events where he and/or Kayla are actually doing something with the children, like going to a movie, going to the park, eating at a restaurant, or any other normal family thing. The problem is solely that he has to take them there, not that, say, the little one acted out in the middle of Costco. I have to imagine that, in his mind, it's easier (although apparently still very stressful) to drive his kids to places where other people will mind them for a few hours than it is for him or Qayla to lead any activities. This tracks with he and Qayla utilising a nanny and virtual nanny (le iPad), they seem totally divested from actually being involved parents. I know none of this is a revelation, but it's low-key disturbing me that a family of seven can have so little to do with each other, especially when both parents are effectively unemployed yet loaded with cash. Trust funds, not even once.
 
The problem is solely that he has to take them there, not that, say, the little one acted out in the middle of Costco.
This is because Nick is a fucking psycho. He doesn't understand how weird and NOT funny it is to complain about things like this to people who have never even met him before, like cops pulling him over for speeding. But apparently any time he gets pulled over for speeding, he immediately starts ranting insanely about how much he hates just driving his kids around.

I doubt this man could pass a Voight-Kampff test. He's an obvious lunatic at this point.
 
You've made me realise something I hadn't considered before. Every complaint Nick makes of his kids is directed at taking them to or from events that Nick himself doesn't take part in. I could make a cheap joke about Nick being a car cuck, but more seriously, I think it's telling that he rarely mentions events where he and/or Kayla are actually doing something with the children, like going to a movie, going to the park, eating at a restaurant, or any other normal family thing. The problem is solely that he has to take them there, not that, say, the little one acted out in the middle of Costco. I have to imagine that, in his mind, it's easier (although apparently still very stressful) to drive his kids to places where other people will mind them for a few hours than it is for him or Qayla to lead any activities. This tracks with he and Qayla utilising a nanny and virtual nanny (le iPad), they seem totally divested from actually being involved parents. I know none of this is a revelation, but it's low-key disturbing me that a family of seven can have so little to do with each other, especially when both parents are effectively unemployed yet loaded with cash. Trust funds, not even once.
Yeah, that pattern of whining constantly about how exhausting and time-consuming it was to deliver his children to someone else so he or his Discolored Streetmeat does not have to ever deal with the kids themselves grew more and more aggressive from late 2021 or so, or at least it became a lot more transparent around that time.
He did often complain about all the time it took driving even before that but it always seemed a lot more light-hearted back in those days.
 
Yeah, that pattern of whining constantly about how exhausting and time-consuming it was to deliver his children to someone else so he or his Discolored Streetmeat does not have to ever deal with the kids themselves grew more and more aggressive from late 2021 or so, or at least it became a lot more transparent around that time.
He did often complain about all the time it took driving even before that but it always seemed a lot more light-hearted back in those days.
And on top of that, he doesn't seem to understand why actively whining about this ALL THE FUCKING TIME makes him look horrible. It's literally beyond his emotional IQ to grasp that while you might feel these things, actively saying them to the public and even just other people in general (like cops pulling you over for driving like a retard) makes you look like a psycho.

It's like he lacks some basic grasp of the ability normal people have to react to social cues.
 
The Texas deposition with Joe Jamail is awesome on every single level, other than not ending with a shootout at the OK Corral, the one with this other fag is pathetic and gay. On the Abrams side.
I want Ty Beard to be Nick's lawyer if he gets sued in Texas so I can see the fat boy and crack boy insults. The Ayrshire lawyer (Tucker) and Jamail accents (plus the finger wag) are authentic as they come.
 
It would be absolutely hilarious if JewLogic somehow bought the debt & decided to collect on it for shits & giggles, but that'd be too much to hope for!
Maybe Kiwi Control Kouncil can purchase his debt. We own him.
(This is a joke, here is the proof: [backwardsinternet.png]).

Plus he paypigged Melton like $75-80 earlier in the month.
If I recall correctly, it was $75 and one sub so $80 maybe, previously it was $20 or so and recently another small drop. In the past month, he's paid Fatrick Meltonne over $100.
Yet he refuses to pay Monty or his traffic bills. What a piece of shit. r/fuckcars wouldn't exist if drivers like Skelly all die.

Maybe it's some sort of ADHD medication that has a similar chemical compound to cocaine or something?
Nope, cocaine compounds are used as a local anaesthetic and would never yield a reading so high, at >5,000pg/mg. The cutoff for medical staff is generally at 500 as well since we sometimes handle that shit, skelly's daughter was x10 that, and it's inexcusable.

This distinction mattered years ago when Nick had a functioning brain.
Had a brain?
When was that? :really:
 
I am just curious, with as long as Nick has not been streaming, is it possible that he has gone through a period of total radio silence that might have been a sign of in patient sequestration for substance abuse? Or has he been superchatting and tweeting all along?
Since the addict’s definitely keeping tabs on his own kiwi thread, he’s probably made a fake YT account and tipped Melton off. But knowing how much of a narcissist he is, I don't think he could handle being in the chat without everyone knowing he’s there and craving the attention he thinks he’s owed.

Every complaint Nick makes of his kids is directed at taking them to or from events that Nick himself doesn't take part in. I could make a cheap joke about Nick being a car cuck, but more seriously, I think it's telling that he rarely mentions events where he and/or Kayla are actually doing something with the children, like going to a movie, going to the park, eating at a restaurant, or any other normal family thing.
Solid point. Growing up, my dad never complained about dragging my ass to hockey at 4 a.m. If he bitched, it was about the price of skates, pads, all the gear—because, let’s be real, that’s just what dads do. But he sat thru every fucking game the way most dads do. If iPhones were around then, he’d have been recording my every goal, save, block, and being that annoying dad showing it off to his buddies at work. Nick doesn't just gripe about taking his son to a fucking speech competition (drunk)—he doesn’t even bother to get involved. That’s just plain sad.

He did often complain about all the time it took driving even before that but it always seemed a lot more light-hearted back in those days.
There’s a simple solution to this, and here's two straightforward options:

First, don’t isolate yourself in the middle of nowhere. Live somewhere closer to civilization so you’re not stuck driving 40+ minutes just to see if your neighbors are even alive.

Second, stop showing up high at your kid’s events and actually meet other parents. Like any responsible adult, you could set up a carpool group and be a part of it. Of course, that would mean Nick/Kayla/April would need to stay clean/sober if they're going to drive other people's kids. But right now (especially after an arrest of the three junkies) the alcohol on Nick's breath and his wild-eyed look in public, no parent in their right mind would ever trust him behind the wheel of a golf cart—let alone near their child.

This is because Nick is a fucking psycho. He doesn't understand how weird and NOT funny it is to complain about things like this to people who have never even met him before, like cops pulling him over for speeding. But apparently any time he gets pulled over for speeding, he immediately starts ranting insanely about how much he hates just driving his kids around.
It’s hilarious, really. The guy acts like he’s some all-American, salt-of-the-earth "trad dad," yet he’s doesn't understand what it's like to get pulled over for speeding. Talk about showing your privilege without saying it outright.

But, you’d think a guy who supposedly grew up in the “rough part” of Houston would know exactly what it’s like to get pulled over, right? Guess not.
 
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It's hard to believe so much shit has happened in the past year that the 7 hours long drunk stream where Nick seriously claims he went to the roughest Memphis nigger ghetto school imaginable where black kindergarten students were carried off in shackles daily is now completely forgotten. Tough to say if it even lands in the top ten craziest Nick moments anymore.
 
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