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We had fun doing “agent smith is Elrond” jokes when those came out (as is the wont for recognizable actors) but damn if we didn’t autistically try to make it actually work.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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cigarettesalsa
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Hey I heard the feds were finally rounding you guys up this weekend. Good luck in prison, everyone.
ParasiteSteve
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Jokes on Pat, I live in the UK, so I already live in a fucking prison.
Wrong again, stalker.
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People who are as dumb as pigshit already have trouble understanding that the things you see in movies and TV shows is fiction. Not distinguishing between character and actor being correlated to low IQ is a shoe-in when it comes to that theory.
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His head canon makes me want to stick my head in a cannon.
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Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, baby child. I never say "Enjoy prison" and "This is why your life is already over" more than 20 to 40 times in one day. You chose how this ended for you long ago, honeyed baby infant child. This is why your life is already over. Wait for the knock gently. Enjoy prison.You.
Will.
>this is why your life is already over stalker patpost
>rick replies with the same thing
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New patlore. He didn't deny being caught in woman's locker room with a camera
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He really is autistic. His feed has predictable content that he recycles. Before his poorfag phase he used to post about wintering his motorcycle every year. We got the “her herrrr dis building isn’t up to code” alley posts, we got the hot sauce hovel posts, now pigs canon, what are some of them other repetitive pats?
It’s also notable that oftentimes the words are almost exactly the same in these recycled posts. His pig brain is pickled.
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His propensity for describing children with varying degrees of flourish will never not be creepy. He's also fat.
This one got me real good. He's so predictable, I love it.
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Did he winterize his dykebyke yet! That’s how I know to get ready for snow!
DSP's Tax Lawyer
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Which of these universes is Fatrick a man with muscles, a successful author, and got good grades in high school?
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It's the current age bigot! Men can use any bathroom they wish!
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Sometimes I sit back and wonder how someone like Pat can exist. He is the living embodiment of the Navy Seal Copypasta. The fact he is middle age makes it all the more egregious. Bet he stole the "head canon" stuff he retweets every few years, too.
If I stopped next to Rick at the lights, I'd take one look and think this guy is an insecure queer with a generic sports car that doesn't realise he isn't fooling anyone. It's even funnier knowing he is the dumb car/small dick stereotype.
If I stopped next to Rick at the lights, I'd take one look and think this guy is an insecure queer with a generic sports car that doesn't realise he isn't fooling anyone. It's even funnier knowing he is the dumb car/small dick stereotype.
Blindeye
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Every single one of them, child.
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Hey, Xitter infants! Why does this pest keep pestering on my profile, even though this stalker child is already blocked by me!? Blocking was supposed to disallow that, but why are the criminal stalkers keep pestering on me???Rick seethes over the new block update on Xitter, demanding daddy Musk to fix his shit up; in spite of Rick’s Musk Derangement Syndrome. Same old pal that also paid for thousands of dollars to get unbanned from Xitter.
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I take it they don't know that Elon was a Democrat. He used to endorse Obama like all African Americans did. 2016 he endorsed HillaryView attachment 6539956
Rick seethes over the new block update on Xitter, demanding daddy Musk to fix his shit up; in spite of Rick’s Musk Derangement Syndrome. Same old pal that also paid for thousands of dollars to get unbanned from Xitter.
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“I feel a bit stronger that he is not the right guy,” Musk said in an interview with CNBC on Friday. “He doesn’t seem to have the sort of character that reflects well on the United States.”
Because Carl got to talk to Putin doesn't make him a "Russian asset".
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"blocked over a year ago"
Oh piggy piggy pigtits.....when will you stop being such a flabby faggy fibber...
Also in case you were wondering, these xeets are literally just the last xeets he oinked at this "account he blocked last year" of the last 12 months and unironically do not even constitute 1% of his rage oinks hurled at this specific account
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I’d mail a check to Elon for $5 if safety responds “you keep unblocking him so you can reply like a faggot and you’re shits all retarded”
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Since Patrick has now heard of Electric Callboy, here's a good song to explain his relationship with his trolls on X
One of these days he'll be alone in a room with them and it'll be a magical day for him.