Cuntspiracy Man
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- Apr 29, 2021
haha great one, dude, i bet it totally fucks them upIf anyone asks me if believe any conspiracy theories I like to say, “yeah, 9/11”
Then they’ll ask questions like “oh you think the government did it?” and I’ll say no. They’ll go through a few scenarios and I’ll keep saying no. Eventually they ask what I believe.
“I believe the official government story about Muslim terrorists hijacking commercial airliners”
I let them be confused a moment, then clarify, “a conspiracy is when two or more people work together to commit a crime. They *conspire* to commit a crime. That’s literally what it means. The official government story about 9/11 is a conspiracy theory and I accept it as accurate”
That always blows people away
hah
ha
but
you don't ACTUALLY believe that, do you?