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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 332 92.7%

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Anyone here knows what the documentary is all about?
It's a feature on Dong Long Gone's End Network Harassment campaign website. He will be featured on the front page, sobbing behind his copeglasses and trucker hat about all the baseless accusations made about him everyday for literally no reason whatsoever.

After the interview, Ralph dolphin cackled to himself until his Kansas City Chiefs shorts turned brown, "Whadda Mark!" He exclaimed as he whipped his chub out and started blocking people at random until he turned the walls of his lawyers shack an eggshell white.
 
I don't think Joon does interviews. I've seen his docs about Rooster Teeth, Dickers, and Jake Paul and what he does he uses clips from other sources.
Even if he did, a fat retard who will make outrageous claims about anyone out of spite is hardly going to be a reliable source.

It's probably a retrospective on GamerGate or something equally gay that Ralph was involved with.
 
Even if he did, a fat retard who will make outrageous claims about anyone out of spite is hardly going to be a reliable source.

It's probably a retrospective on GamerGate or something equally gay that Ralph was involved with.
Really, the most viable options are:

1) Some faggy goober gobber thing with Milo. (IMO, the most likely. Ralph has been slobbing his knob as of late.)

2. Some sort of documentary involving AF. Idk why anyone would interview Ralph about a dead movement, but AF is slightly less dead than Ralph's career and he'll take any opportunity to grovel for the Nick the Spic.

C) Something involving Juju. Similar situation to option 2, but the least likely because Juju doesn't want anyone to know that Ralph considers him a friend, much less his current Internet daddeh.

Wildcard - Something involving Cancer Man. He'd jump on any opportunity that would associate himself with Jim. Positive or Negative. Deep down, Ralph loves his first Internet daddeh.

Super Wildcard: Something unbelievable retarded with Nick "My child uses cocaine medicinally" Rekieta. (In the scenario there's a lot of pent up energy being diverted elsewhere while he's being tard wrangled.)
 
Really, the most viable options are:

1) Some faggy goober gobber thing with Milo. (IMO, the most likely. Ralph has been slobbing his knob as of late.)

2. Some sort of documentary involving AF. Idk why anyone would interview Ralph about a dead movement, but AF is slightly less dead than Ralph's career and he'll take any opportunity to grovel for the Nick the Spic.

C) Something involving Juju. Similar situation to option 2, but the least likely because Juju doesn't want anyone to know that Ralph considers him a friend, much less his current Internet daddeh.

Wildcard - Something involving Cancer Man. He'd jump on any opportunity that would associate himself with Jim. Positive or Negative. Deep down, Ralph loves his first Internet daddeh.

Super Wildcard: Something unbelievable retarded with Nick "My child uses cocaine medicinally" Rekieta. (In the scenario there's a lot of pent up energy being diverted elsewhere while he's being tard wrangled.)
Super Duper Wildcard: The Transon Family.
Ever since Eric July got rich off of his indie comics, 2/3 of the Transon Family, and by extension Ralph, are joined to the hip with Juju in keeping a nigga down. Also, free ticket to shit on "Ahmanduh Mawrris."
 
Really, the most viable options are:

1) Some faggy goober gobber thing with Milo. (IMO, the most likely. Ralph has been slobbing his knob as of late.)

2. Some sort of documentary involving AF. Idk why anyone would interview Ralph about a dead movement, but AF is slightly less dead than Ralph's career and he'll take any opportunity to grovel for the Nick the Spic.

C) Something involving Juju. Similar situation to option 2, but the least likely because Juju doesn't want anyone to know that Ralph considers him a friend, much less his current Internet daddeh.

Wildcard - Something involving Cancer Man. He'd jump on any opportunity that would associate himself with Jim. Positive or Negative. Deep down, Ralph loves his first Internet daddeh.

Super Wildcard: Something unbelievable retarded with Nick "My child uses cocaine medicinally" Rekieta. (In the scenario there's a lot of pent up energy being diverted elsewhere while he's being tard wrangled.)
But why would any of these options last multiple hours? Piggy has nothing to add to any of these topics that would take such a long interview and no sane person would listen to the boring pig noise for so long. I remember that one of his retarded pay pigs gave him $500 a while ago for a long interview. He uploaded it to his YouTube channel with a few dozen subscribers and it got a few dozen views. That's the most plausible explanation I can think of.
 
Why is this dysgenic piggy with quadruple titties babbling about American politics? You don't live in America, piggy, you absconded from the country your daddy gave you! Moreover, you're a fat piggy felon with a bifurcated gunt, you cannot vote! Additionally, when you were able to vote, you voted for Barack Hussein Obama TWICE. TWICE. You prided yourself as a "yellow hog democrat", piggy.
You're no better than Hassanabi.
Ralph should become fluent in spanish and become part of Mexico's Youtube political sphere. Maybe they have a version of the sektur that isn't completely dead that he could start fresh in? Imagine a Mexican gamergate waiting to be uncovered.

Oh wait that would be awesome and interesting to watch. This piggy with quad titties and two visible gunt flaps would rather rot in the metal shack and die in the plastic gaming chair rather than anything interesting at all. Boring pity piggy... Just kill yourself if you don't want to be interesting.
 
But why would any of these options last multiple hours? Piggy has nothing to add to any of these topics that would take such a long interview and no sane person would listen to the boring pig noise for so long. I remember that one of his retarded pay pigs gave him $500 a while ago for a long interview. He uploaded it to his YouTube channel with a few dozen subscribers and it got a few dozen views. That's the most plausible explanation I can think of.
If we were talking about normal people, with normal interests, then I would agree.

However, we are talking about Ralph and his circle of ball-washers retards that work their menial jobs to keep him afloat.

In the past someone made the Killstream movie from his trip to throw a wrassle wrassle event in a shed, whilst getting married by Elvis en route. Whatever it is, it will be retarded, especially Ralphs contribution.
 
Maybe some concerned rando is going around interviewing lolcows about that dang dirty kiwi farms and piggy got to hollering for a few hours about that broke dick jersh moon
 
Ralph should become fluent in spanish and become part of Mexico's Youtube political sphere. Maybe they have a version of the sektur that isn't completely dead that he could start fresh in? Imagine a Mexican gamergate waiting to be uncovered.

Oh wait that would be awesome and interesting to watch. This piggy with quad titties and two visible gunt flaps would rather rot in the metal shack and die in the plastic gaming chair rather than anything interesting at all. Boring pity piggy... Just kill yourself if you don't want to be interesting.
Well their current president is both a Jew and a woman, which means she owns the piggy with quadruple titties on all fronts. Maybe piggymoobs can start a rival party to oppose this Zionist bish.
 
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